Official NFL Divisional Round -- The no-fieldgoal offense. Nomentum vs. the Media

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themadcowtipper said:
Ron Winters is the head official for Saints/Cards game, get ready for a flag fest. You might recall he was the official for Ravens/Patriot Gate, where Brady got a flag after asking for it.

Winters' crew is fucking horrible. How did they make the playoffs?
 
Mr. Snrub said:
Winters' crew is fucking horrible. How did they make the playoffs?
Tell me about it. I do not want a repeat of last weeks games with flags killing either teams momentum.

Edit: Bionic: i know that but Winter's crew has thrown more flags then any other crew in 2009. It slows down the games.
 
Hochuli is such a piece of shit. He can't let anyone play. I was ripping my hair out last week. Literally whatever team had their offense on the field was going to get penalized the hardest, in this case it was the Cowboys. Flag after flag. If we weren't so awesome, it would've been a close game but we were able to overcome some of the holding/false starts.
 
Revis was robbed for DPOY!
Woodson was good, yes...but the year Revis had was just ridiculous. :(

Anyway, picks:

Saturday:
Cards @ Saints - This could be like, the highest-scoring game ever or something. I think the Saints offense is just that much more potent than the Cards', though - and the Saints can actually defend a bit too.

Ravens @ Colts - If - and only if - the Ravens repeat EXACTLY what the did to the Patriots, can they pull this game out too. Unrelenting pressure on the QB directly up the middle and blitzes executed so flawlessly it was as if they knew the play the opponent was running...that is what is necessary to stop #18. I don't see that happening, though.

Sunday:
Cowboys @ Vikings - Romo is due to fuck up sometime, right? If you believe in due, that is.

Jets @ Chargers - Speaking of due, the team riding an epic winning streak behind Norv Turner with a team/QB desperate to prove its postseason worth, a franchise RB on his last legs, and a middling defense/running game...that team's gotta be due to lose, right? And it isn't entirely implausible that they lose to the team with the best defense, the best running game and the best pass defense in the game. That can only happen if Gates, Sproles and the short pass can be defended, though. It will be tough, but I can't pick against the Jets. Besides, the lulz that will occur with a Chargers loss would be spectacular.

See you Sunday, kids.
Jets-Age, bring your suntan oil to SD.
J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS.
 
Saturday

Cards @ Saints - After seeing their defense against the Packers, I've gotta go against the Cardinals.
Ravens @ Colts - 30 yards? :lol Flacco's going to have to do a lot better than that to have a hope of beating the Colts.


Sunday

Cowboys @ Vikings - Cowboys look real scary in the NFC right now. All cylinders seem to be firing for them.
Jets @ Chargers - Chargers are the scariest team in the playoffs. Revis will be a non-factor with all the targets that the Chargers pass to.
 
OMG Rors that Al Davis gif is fantastic. I'd go back to the sunglasses with the band though. :lol

Cards @ Saints - As much as I want the Saints to win, I think the Cards are a team of destiny. Just the way the ball bounced off of Rodgers' foot directly into Dansby's hands..?....the football gods have made Kurt Warner their Kratos.
Ravens @ Colts - Surprisingly, Manning doesn't choke.....yet.

Sunday

Cowboys @ Vikings - Goddamn I hate the Cowboys, but they're playing like they should have been when they had TO. Very tough team for the Vikings.
Jets @ Chargers - OK it was all fun and games before, Rex. Now the party's over.
 
how the hell did Mike Carey not get a playoff assignment?! They just don't want anyone ejected in the postseason...
 
levious said:
how the hell did Mike Carey not get a playoff assignment?! They just don't want anyone ejected in the postseason...

What? That's some bullshit! As a card-carrying member of the Mike Carey: Quality Officiating At Its Best Facebook group, I am outraged.
 
bionic77 said:
Hochuli made it last week.

At the same time, officials will never be perfect. Fans just have to accept it.
Yeah, but there are some that are way worse than others. Hochuli isn't that bad. He blew one whistle prematurely and it ended up costing him his rep. He was just following NFL guidelines. Now, the guidelines are to let the play go through to the end, but back then it was to blow the whistle immediately for player safety.

Winter is pretty horrible. The worst are Ron Winter's crew, Walt Anderson, and Walt Coleman. Jeff Triplette has had some pretty horrible games too.


[edit]Mike Carey has been pretty good over the years, but he's had a couple of laffers this season. :(
 
Cheeto said:
Who's the ref that dramatically pauses and points before he says Offense or Defense?


Mike Carey? He's also the one that always says "the ruling on the field... (dramatic pause) was CORRECT." As if to say that he's annoyed by your silly challenges.


LiveWire said:
What? That's some bullshit! As a card-carrying member of the Mike Carey: Quality Officiating At Its Best Facebook group, I am outraged.

I have a feeling you're making a joke, and I will be sad when I find out this is in fact, not a real facebook group.

Oh it's real! Thank you LiveWire... why are there only 99 members? Facebook sucks.
 
Seriously guys, the Jets backed into the playoffs beating 2 teams who pretended it was the preseason and then beat a spectacularly awful Bengals team with injuries up and down their roster in the wild card round. They aren't a "hot" team, they aren't even a good team. They are an average team that are lucky to be where they are.

The Chargers have won 11 straight, including wins against good teams who were fighting for playoff spots. They are the hottest team in the league and simply outclass the Jets in every way. That doesn't mean they can't lose, this is the NFL and anything can happen, but actually picking them to win is wishing for a miracle.
 
levious said:
Mike Carey? He's also the one that always says "the ruling on the field... (dramatic pause) was CORRECT." As if to say that he's annoyed by your silly challenges.
Yep, that's the guy. He'll call a normal penalty like, "Holding...(pause and dramatic arm swing) OFFENSE! Number blah blah blah"
 
levious said:
Mike Carey? He's also the one that always says "the ruling on the field... (dramatic pause) was CORRECT." As if to say that he's annoyed by your silly challenges.

I have a feeling you're making a joke, and I will be sad when I find out this is in fact, not a real facebook group.

Oh it's real! Thank you LiveWire... why are there only 99 members? Facebook sucks.

I would never joke about such things. Sadly, it seems Carey's Gospel has not spread far and wide enough, there are many nonbelievers to be converted.
 
you know, I was just a little surprised you like him so much, since he ejected Sean Taylor once...
 
levious said:
you know, I was just a little surprised you like him so much, since he ejected Sean Taylor once...

Taylor was a good athlete, but like many young NFL talents, he had emotional/behavioral issues. Taylor deserved the ejection, but so did Pittman. It's kinda like what happened in the World Cup with Zinedine Zidane. You know Materrazi said something pretty goddamn nasty that in and of itself was worth a penalty or ejection to get that kind of reaction.

Mike Carey can do no wrong. Observe his handling of Bill Belichick in SuperBowl XLII. Mike Carey doesn't have time for this Mickey Mouse bullshit, he's got a job to do.

Speaking of the Bucs, I still get pissed every time I see a picture of Mike Alstott. >:(
 
Crisco said:
Seriously guys, the Jets backed into the playoffs beating 2 teams who pretended it was the preseason and then beat a spectacularly awful Bengals team with injuries up and down their roster in the wild card round. They aren't a "hot" team, they aren't even a good team. They are an average team that are lucky to be where they are.

The Chargers have won 11 straight, including wins against good teams who were fighting for playoff spots. They are the hottest team in the league and simply outclass the Jets in every way. That doesn't mean they can't lose, this is the NFL and anything can happen, but actually picking them to win is wishing for a miracle.
Everyone always overreacts after the Wild Card games and people start to see upsets everywhere. That is just modern day sports. Everyone remembers all the good points of a team and forgets the flaws that made them wildcard teams in the first place. Let the Jets fans have their fun. History is on the Chargers side, but generally at least one team with homefield is going to lose. I get the feeling that one of the 1 seeds is losing this weekend with both of the 2 seeds going onwards. Right now I am leaning towards the Saints being upset and Kurt Warner continuing to kick ass in the playoffs, but I need to think some more on it.

The two guys you never want to see in the playoffs are Ben Roethlisberger and Kurt Warner.
 
bionic77 said:
It has happened before, but it isn't that common. Usually 3 out of the 4 win.


when was the last time all four advanced to the championship round?
 
Sanjuro Tsubaki said:
Believe it or not I'm joining Jest-Age.
I'm on board!
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levious said:
when was the last time all four advanced to the championship round?
2004 is the last time I remember it.

And I don't think more than 2 road teams have ever advanced from the divisional.
 
themadcowtipper said:
Ron Winters is the head official for Saints/Cards game, get ready for a flag fest. You might recall he was the official for Ravens/Patriot Gate, where Brady got a flag after asking for it.

So this means Fitz will get called for interference when he runs over a CB?
 
Cheeto said:
Yep, that's the guy. He'll call a normal penalty like, "Holding...(pause and dramatic arm swing) OFFENSE! Number blah blah blah"
beats the hell out of some other refs who say "holding... offense (points to defense) i mean defense" or "penalty on defense (points to offense) i mean defense"
 
Crisco said:
Seriously guys, the Jets backed into the playoffs beating 2 teams who pretended it was the preseason and then beat a spectacularly awful Bengals team with injuries up and down their roster in the wild card round. They aren't a "hot" team, they aren't even a good team. They are an average team that are lucky to be where they are.

The Chargers have won 11 straight, including wins against good teams who were fighting for playoff spots. They are the hottest team in the league and simply outclass the Jets in every way. That doesn't mean they can't lose, this is the NFL and anything can happen, but actually picking them to win is wishing for a miracle.
:lol Just keep telling yourself this.
 
Basileus777 said:
What more could you even ask Revis to do? Woodson is getting the award based on his career achievements.

Nah, Revis is running into the problem that true shutdown corners run into. They don't get the ball thrown at them ever, and thus have no stats for when people look at them at the end of the year.
 
While I've only seen him play a few times this season, Woodson seemed to hold/contact early on a ridiculous percentage of his defended passes. I wish the Steelers would take this mentality, but then again, our CBs typically aren't close enough to the WR to make any attempt at contact.
 
Saturday

Cards @ Saints- I expect Warner to light it up. It's possible for this to turn into a shoot out, but the saints stumbled hard at the end of the season.

Ravens @ Colts- Ravens scored 24 first quarter points, 17 of those on turnovers, 7 on the Ray Rice run. I've said it before, that game was not on the Ravens offense or the Pats defense, but it was Brady not playing smart. I don't expect manning to make the same mistakes.


Sunday

Cowboys @ Vikings- Ware is just ridiculous. Every single down he was in Mcnabb's face. Let's see how Favre handles the pressure

Jets @ Chargers- I think the jets matched up OK with the colts, where Revis could lock up their main weapon. I think Rivers is better at spreading the field so I expect this to be a fairly easy win for the Chargers.
 
Dirtbag said:
Well he's been out-played for 2 seasons now by a better QB.


This is AWESOME

I disagree and I'm not quite the Manning fan. I would take Manning over Brees any day. That being said Rivers deserved it this year. They give Manning the award on merrit of who he is.
 
Revis Island can suck my dick. The true best defensive player this season won the award. Revis is a shut down corner. Charles Woodson is an all around defensive stud. Not only does he cover the oppositions best receiver he is also an excellent blitzer, holds his own against the run and is a fucking great tackler. Revis is just a cover man. The only reason it's even close in my mind is because of Woodson's penalties.
 
bionic77 said:
2004 is the last time I remember it.

And I don't think more than 2 road teams have ever advanced from the divisional.
It has happened. You just have to go waaaaaay back to like.... last year. Ravens beat Titans, Cardinals beat Panthers, Eagles beat Giants. :lol
 
Dirtbag said:
Well he's been out-played for 2 seasons now by a better QB.
Peyton: Just wins games.
Brees: Makes you wonder how he let his team lose to the Bucs.
 
eznark said:
Revis Island can suck my dick. The true best defensive player this season won the award. Revis is a shut down corner. Charles Woodson is an all around defensive stud. Not only does he cover the oppositions best receiver he is also an excellent blitzer, holds his own against the run and is a fucking great tackler. Revis is just a cover man. The only reason it's even close in my mind is because of Woodson's penalties.

Revis is also an excellent tackler. The Jets don't send him on blitzes, though.

As Tamanon accurately pointed out, he's got no stats because no one throws to his side (and he doesn't blitz).
 
You guys really need to check out Chad Johnson on facebook, he's still getting clowned :lol

Chad on Tiger Woods, rolled up in a Snuggie smoking a cigar "come on son":lol :lol :lol
 
VALIS said:
Revis is also an excellent tackler. The Jets don't send him on blitzes, though.

As Tamanon accurately pointed out, he's got no stats because no one throws to his side (and he doesn't blitz).


And because all he does is play corner. Woodson played corner, safety, nickel and linebacker this season. The Packers didn't let teams make him a non-factor because he can do so much more than play coverage. He found the ball, which is what great players do.

Sure, Revis is an excellent tackler (I'll have to take your word for it)....of wide receivers. Woodson tackles running backs, tight ends, quarterbacks and receiver.
 
eznark said:
And because all he does is play corner. Woodson played corner, safety, nickel and linebacker this season. The Packers didn't let teams make him a non-factor because he can do so much more than play coverage. He found the ball, which is what great players do.

Sure, Revis is an excellent tackler (I'll have to take your word for it)....of wide receivers. Woodson tackles running backs, tight ends, quarterbacks and receiver.
You can't give a guy DPOY just because he is the only good player in a shitty secondary...
 
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