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[Odnetnin]

The new Joanna is actually rather flat, as far as game girls go. You want to see a pair of boobies, wait until you see Kameo again. She'll make up for Joanna's lack of stack. :lol

But the important thing is is there breast gravity mechanics? - if you move Kameo up down when she flies/runs.. Next gen, it should at least have breast mechanics.

Or illustrate that she has a kick ass sports bra.

 

[WordAssassin]

But the important thing is is there breast gravity mechanics? - if you move Kameo up down when she flies/runs.. Next gen, it should at least have breast mechanics.

Or illustrate that she has a kick ass sports bra.

Hey, hey. Even Jet Force Gemini had bounce physics. This is RARE we're talking about - the undesputed KING of slipping dirty sexual things into innocent-looking games.

 

[solarplexus]

 

[AB 101]

OMG!

360 does "BOOB PROCESSING!"


*Pre-orders for every bedroom in the house*

 

[WordAssassin]

:lol :lol :lol

 

[radrelic]

Will the 360 include a BPU?

I think a boob processing unit would be fucking badass and a great tool for marketing.

 

[Grizzlyjin]

Will the 360 include a BPU?

I think a boob processing unit would be fucking badass and a great tool for marketing.

It would keep Team Ninja on board for sure.

ZINGERS!

 

[Laurent]

Joanna and the Pussycats?

 

[Odnetnin]

that would be funny if you Sarah Michelle Gellar looked like the new JD. Thats Lesbo willow so it sort of missed the mark

 

[Cold-Steel]

That looks awesome.

Exactly how I pictured Joanna Dark to look in next gen.

 

[MightyHedgehog]

Nice. Really could be anyone, though. I mean, this could even be a new character from a possible Shadowrun title. But, yeah, probably the new Jo Dark.

 

[Cold-Steel]

Nice. Really could be anyone, though. I mean, this could even be a new character from a possible Shadowrun title. But, yeah, probably the new Jo Dark.

Dude, look at how she's holding the gun and look at the eyes.

Now compare that to the Perfect Dark box.

 

[Prine]

fan fucking tastic. Rare ownage in 2 more days

 

[WordAssassin]

It's the new Joanna Dark. Trust me.

 

[MightyHedgehog]

Yeah, I know. All signs point to a new Jo Dark...one that looks really cool, too. It'd be a dream to have the original game included or integrated with the Zero...with the all new look. And yes, for all of the shit people so casually give Rare for having a couple of titles that weren't hardcore gamer-popular or really all that great anyway...I'm hoping for Rare to stuff shit down all of the haters' throats.

 

[acoustix]

Between this and Conker L&R, Rare is making me foam at the mouth like a rabid wolverine.

 

[scissorfight]

Well she looks good, let's just hope she still sounds good. I loved that accent.

BTW, who did Joanna's voice in PD?

 

[pxleyes]

o man, i go away for one class and people start to claim it is in-game. O that is hilarous. I cant wait till art and screens come out at E3. People are going to confuse them left and right.

 

[WordAssassin]

Yeah, I know. All signs point to a new Jo Dark...one that looks really cool, too. It'd be a dream to have the original game included or integrated with the Zero...with the all new look.

That would be sweet, but I wouldn't want that to happen...look what happened to Conker! It was going to be a bare-bones, N64-to-Xbox port, but Rare just couldn't stand that the multiplayer looked so much better.

A while ago I did hear something about Perfect Dark being ported to the DS. I can't remember if that was just bullshit or what happened with that news, though.

 

[u_neek]

Nice. Really could be anyone, though. I mean, this could even be a new character from a possible Shadowrun title. But, yeah, probably the new Jo Dark.

BTW. Blim, do you know if Shadowrun is still scheduled for E3?

 

[WordAssassin]

Well she looks good, let's just hope she still sounds good. I loved that accent.

BTW, who did Joanna's voice in PD?

Her name is Eveline Fischer. She also did voices for Jet Force Gemini and Diddy Kong Racing. She works for Rare so I'd imagine she'll be back to voice Joanna this time too, unless they go for some "actual talent" AKA an actress.

 

[AtomicShroom]

She also did voices for Jet Force Gemini

There were voices in Jet Force Gemini?? Since when? I don't remember any. Maybe moanings at best.

 

[WordAssassin]

Yeah, pretty much just the moanings. :lol SOMEONE has to make the "Hup!" and "Ow!" noises.

 

[dorio]

It's the new Joanna Dark. Trust me.

Spill the beans. How close is this to the real game?

 

[Cold-Steel]

Reposted for hotness.

 

[WordAssassin]

Spill the beans. How close is this to the real game?

Woah woah woah, I never said I'd seen the game. I wish! I just know that it's Joanna.

C'mon, two days isn't that long of a wait fellas.

 

[Blimblim]

BTW. Blim, do you know if Shadowrun is still scheduled for E3?

I don't know for sure about this one, sorry. Last I heard it should have been there, but I did not hear anything since a few months now.

 

[mr2mike]

"Hmm... What happened to the cool looking anime Joanna? "




"She drowned in a sea of hate."

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.................

 

[Borys]

o man, i go away for one class and people start to claim it is in-game. O that is hilarous. I cant wait till art and screens come out at E3. People are going to confuse them left and right.

You tell'em graphics guy.

People really need glasess or some basic lessons about 3D graphics before they start yelling "in-game! not a render! screenshot!".

Madden, Condemned - that is real-time on 360/ PS3/ Rev. not this PHOTO.

Here, MS leaked first DOA4 in-game screenshot:

 

[scissorfight]

Her name is Eveline Fischer. She also did voices for Jet Force Gemini and Diddy Kong Racing. She works for Rare so I'd imagine she'll be back to voice Joanna this time too, unless they go for some "actual talent" AKA an actress, as they are for Kameo.

Ah, I see. Thanks.

 

[Mike Works]

They should release nude shots of the in-game model so we can go back to complaining about the grass.

 

[WordAssassin]

You tell'em graphics guy.

People really need glasess or some basic lessons about 3D graphics before they start yelling "in-game! not a render! screenshot!".

Madden, Condemned - that is real-time on 360/ PS3/ Rev. not this PHOTO.

Here, MS leaked first DOA4 in-game screenshot:

Those graphics burn my eyes. Make them go away!

 

[Sean]

She works for Rare so I'd imagine she'll be back to voice Joanna this time too, unless they go for some "actual talent" AKA an actress, as they are for Kameo.

They are? Do you have a link or a source or anything? I didn't think Kameo would have voice acting besides moans and grumbles like in GBTG.

 

[D2M15]

Here, MS leaked first DOA4 in-game screenshot:

Looks like DOA1 on the PS1 - I'll wait for the real next-gen visuals.

 

[miyuru]

I'm surprised that in-game, everyone's failed to realise that you have to factor in more than just the toll graphics will have on the system.

 

[WordAssassin]

They are? Do you have a link or a source or anything? I didn't think Kameo would have voice acting besides moans and grumbles like in GBTG.

Hmm? What are you talking about? I never said they were doing that, you must have added that in to my quote on your own.

Gaffers have such active imaginations!

Edit: Ghoulies didn't have voice acting because it's the BANJO TEAM. I mean, come on. Moans and grumbles are their treadmarks - Banjo was supposed to talk in Banjo-Tooie but if you go back and play it again, you'll find he doesn't. *shrug* It's just their way...

 

[Prine]

And yes, for all of the shit people so casually give Rare for having a couple of titles that weren't hardcore gamer-popular or really all that great anyway...I'm hoping for Rare to stuff shit down all of the haters' throats.

AMEN! And you thought the Halo2 sales thread was ownage.

 

[Ramirez]

MarkMacD posted earlier in this thread and he's played it....GET HIM! :lol

 

[SHOCKIE]

Wow.

 

[WordAssassin]

MarkMacD posted earlier in this thread and he's played it....GET HIM! :lol

Yes, yes he did.

Hmmm...

Maybe more people who liked the anime look should read over what we said.

 

[Ramirez]

So you're saying you think a realistic model will be shown for advertising,but the real game will have the anime look?My interest just went down by the millions if that turns out to be true :|

 

[HokieJoe]

It could be that this picture is an airbrused photo of a real woman.

Yep, it looks airbrushed to me. Or it could be Bert Monroy:

 

[WordAssassin]

So you're saying you think a realistic model will be shown for advertising,but the real game will have the anime look?My interest just went down by the millions if that turns out to be true :|

Maybe not THE anime look, but something like it. It is very similar to TimeSplitter's graphics, and that's what people who have seen it likened it to. It's also the exact same thing they did for the N64 game. Have the in-game model look one way, and then use a real woman who looks similar for the adverts and promo things.

To be honest, it wouldn't surprise me much if she graced the cover of the box, though Rare seem to be in an artwork-friendly mode for their boxes lately. So that's just total speculation on my part.

 

[IJoel]

Maybe not THE anime look, but something like it. It is very similar to TimeSplitter's graphics, and that's what people who have seen it likened it to. It's also the exact same thing they did for the N64 game. Have the in-game model look one way, and then use a real woman for the adverts and promo things.

To be honest, it wouldn't surprise me much if she graced the cover of the box, though Rare seem to be in an artwork-friendly mode for their boxes lately. So that's just total speculation on my part.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

... and just like that, you just crushed the hopes of many gaffers.

You are like THE GRINCH WHO STOLE JOANNA!

 

[Cold-Steel]

It better damn well be realistic.

 

[WordAssassin]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

... and just like that, you just crushed the hopes of many gaffers.

You are like THE GRINCH WHO STOLE JOANNA!

OH MAN! Someone, PLEASE make that my tag! PLEASE! :lol :lol :lol

WordAssassin
THE GRINCH WHO STOLE JOANNA
(Today, 02:14 PM)

I beg of the!

 

[bitwise]

OH MAN! Someone, PLEASE make that my tag! PLEASE! :lol :lol :lol

WordAssassin
THE GRINCH WHO STOLE JOANNA
(Today, 02:14 PM)

I beg of the!

well we have to see the game first. I mean you yourself said you hadnt even seen it.

 

[WordAssassin]

That's true, but it's still an awesome tag, and I've still crushed the dreams of many Gaffers reguardless. :lol

 

[bitwise]

That's true, but it's still an awesome tag, and I've still crushed the dreams of many Gaffers reguardless. :lol

"Woah woah woah, I never said I'd seen the game. I wish! I just know that it's Joanna."

i just need to see it for myself before my hopes get crushed on your say-so

 

[u_neek]

To be honest, it wouldn't surprise me much if she graced the cover of the box, though Rare seem to be in an artwork-friendly mode for their boxes lately. So that's just total speculation on my part.

Please Rare? And in-game too!!



(Yeah yeah, I know)