So uh, I guess I shouldn't have kissed Chihiro so soon. This SLink reverse thing has left poor Makoto flabbergasted. In spite of being a suave, debonair, charismatic, intelligent, tough guy, he don't have the slightest clue what is wrong with this girl, and begging on his knees at school has done him no good. I mean, none of the other girls he's dating are mad at him.
Meanwhile Clara locked herself in her room for four days because lady bro Saori left. I know I'm reading into it, but that "my first love was my uncle" stuff either meant "my parents and uncle are abusive please save me" or "I am in lesbians with you." Also Fuuka managed to make rice, meaning her cooking is now still worse than Nanako's but better than Chie, Yukiko and Rise's.
Kenji tried to hit on Yukari while cleaning the photography booth's stuff. Everyone agreed he was a complete loser and ignored him for the rest of the forever. Clara spent time with Akihiko and realized that outside of Mitsuru, NOBODY IN THIS DORM HAS A HEALTHY HOME. I mean, her folks are dead. Makoto's parents are dead. Yukari's dad is dead and her mother is apparently a full time whore. Aigis is a robot whose creators probably died. Ken is like "MY MOM SAID SHE WAS TOUGH!" Akihiko and Shinji are orphanage buddies, and Koromaru's master is dead. I guess Fuuka has parents but its hard to tell if asexual life-forms call the amoeba they divided from "Mom" or "Pop." And while I'm not sure, I kind of worry that Mitsuru's mother is Ragyo Kiryuin, hence her absence from everywhere.
Shinjiro is now Popeye 'cuz he worries if we're eating our greens. There's something deeply wrong about an elementary school kid wielding a Sexy Lance. Maiko wants me to get involved in her parents' bitter divorce and I'm like "Girl, I have ENOUGH friends with parent problems already."
Meanwhile Nozomi couldn't decide if the stain on his armpit was natural or from that last triple-decker, but he is convinced it looks like Jesus.