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Gooner game of the year Stellar Blade's mods are 41% smut, ensuring gamers will never see the light of heaven

It is, apparently, always possible for there to be less clothing.

www.pcgamer.com

Well, now that butt is on PC, and you know what that means: mods. And if I were to make a book right now on how many of those mods somehow made Stellar Blade even more NSFW than it is out the box, I suspect I wouldn't make very much money (not least because you've probably all read the headline).

By intense scientific calculus (counting), fully 96 of the 234 mods—41%—that currently exist for Stellar Blade are marked as adult. And frankly, some of the ones that aren't marked as adult are probably NSFW. How do you feel about Eve Feethands? Good? Would you discuss that with your grandparents over Christmas dinner?

The majority are, well, what you expect: various ways to make Eve and other women in the game various levels of nude (with the most popular level being 'fully'). Someone did put her in an apron, though, which I suppose leaves something to the imagination. There are also a lot of main menu replacers that just put hardcore smut of one variety or another right there on the home screen, if that's your bag.

 

[Guilty_AI]

Heaven is overrated anyway

 

[LordCBH]

I've seen what makes the freaks at PCGamer cheer. They can shove their opinions up their very loose asses like the dicks they're used to.

 

[DonkeyPunchJr]

This implies that less than 50% of the audience are gooners.

 

[hououinkyouma00]

Gooner game of the year Stellar Blade's mods are 41% smut, ensuring gamers will never see the light of heaven

It is, apparently, always possible for there to be less clothing.

www.pcgamer.com

Eve Feethands

 

[Connificent]

 

[DonkeyPunchJr]

Every game needs a good feethands mod

 

[diffusionx]

This is the same publication that posted dozens of articles about being a degenerate pervert in Baldurs Gate 3, just to put out there what we are dealing with.

 

[MiguelItUp]

In other news, water is wet, lol.

 

[NeverYouMind]

To whom is this article trying to appeal? It is not logical, it is not emotional, and it does not even have a basis in the "good old days".

 

[TintoConCasera]

How do you feel about Eve Feethands? Good? Would you discuss that with your grandparents over Christmas dinner?

Discussing Eve with the family: bad
Discussing bear sex with the family: good

 

[ssringo]

Heaven is overrated anyway

I've been on track for hell since the satanic panic of the 80s.

 

[Topher]

Couldn't give the game better advertising. Nice job, Josh

 

[Deerock71]

Eve Feethands

 

[Represent.]

Eve Feethands

yeah hes right

 

[hououinkyouma00]

I've been on track for hell since the satanic panic of the 80s.

I complete every level of

Spoiler: Please don't look this up if you don't know what it is already...

Run the Gauntlet

as a teenager. My spot is already reserved.

 

[jshackles]

Someone did put her in an apron, though, which I suppose leaves something to the imagination.

This is relevant to my interests

 

[HerjansEagleFeeder]

Someone at PCGamer actually went and calculated the percentage for this. Let that sink in.

 

[Kacho]

Eve Feethands

 

[Mr Moose]

Eve Feethands

 

[Gonzito]

What a pretentious article

Mentioning heaven as if he had any fucking idea about who goes to heaven or not is hilarious

 

[Braag]

Someone at PC Gamer is malding while thinking about what turns people on.

 

[DonkeyPunchJr]

Discussing Eve with the family: bad
Discussing bear sex with the family: good

Me and my family discuss gay bear sex at every Christmas dinner. Glad I am still on the path to Heaven

 

[Spooky Scary Skeleton]

Not even a fan of this game, but the amount of salt people are foaming over this game's success and seeing gooners having their fun is just absolutely fucking wild to witness.

The very definition of rent free and coping.

 

[SJRB]

 

[kapshin]

Only 41%? I am disappointed

 

[winjer]

PCGamer site delivering their usual nonsense.

 

[Scrawnton]

Sexy girls bad. Curvy cabinets good.

 

[TerribleAtThisGame]

They just cannot deal with the fact that straight, horny video game nerds exist. In 2025. Truly baffling.

Get the fuck over it, Tipper Gay.

 

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[ResurrectedContrarian]

 

[RJMacready73]

So the fat gender neutral purple haired fucks over at PC Gamer are giving off about attractive videogame characters... Colour me shocked

 

[DAHGAMING]

Up the Gooners, next season were gunna win the league and get some Eve cosplay sluts for the trophy parade.

 

[The Mad Draklor]

How generous of PC Gamer to give Stellar Blade free advertising.

 

[AJUMP23]

41% seems low.

 

[Idleyes]

What people choose to do in the privacy of their own homes is none of my concern. And as someone who's been around since the early days of the internet, I've found that, more often than not, you only come across undesirable content if you're actively seeking it.

Edit: Unless you're on NeoGAF.

 

[Dr.Morris79]

What is it with these weird men that hate other men liking women?

What is that?

 

[Elginer]

Jokes on them, ass and tities are a plentiful blessing from the heavens

 

[DenchDeckard]

PC gamer hasn't been pc gamer for years....

But what is this about heaven? Wtf

 

[TintoConCasera]

What is it with these weird men that hate other men liking women?

What is that?

Weak men like to pretend to be feminist to get a chance at getting some sex.

 

[VGA-Games]

PC Gamer are Activists and not Journalists!!!

 

[bender]

Couldn't give the game better advertising. Nice job, Josh

Hollywood has gone too far with this Max Headroom reboot.

 

[Reizo Ryuu]

Article just makes me sad for whoever wrote it.

 

[Poppinfresh]

Honestly, I'm surprised Nexus Mods hasn't removed most of the Stellar Blade mods. Seems like something they would do.

 

[ReBurn]

literal genocide

 

[Memati187]

We are at heaven already, so fuck you and have bad day.

 

[Fess]

This holier than thou attitude is really pissing me off.

Imagine, just imagine, if video game violence was talked about the same way as sexy game characters. Imagine the amount of articles that would be written.

You're apparently a gooner (I just learned this word!) when you're playing games featuring pretty women.

So then what are you when you play games with gore and decapitations?

 

[Dr.Morris79]

Weak men like to pretend to be feminist to get a chance at getting some sex.

I've heard that but I don't buy it. The women they're supposedly trying this on with are some real arseholes..

I guess if you're desperate though

But even still, some of these blokes aren't that ugly in the grand scheme of things and shouldnt even need to stoop to such levels..

It's all very odd

 

[Danny Dudekisser]

I like that these idiots have started rallying behind the term "gooner" as if it's a meaningful insult. "Ewww, you like GIRLS".

 

[TintoConCasera]

I've heard that but I don't buy it. The women they're supposedly trying this on with are some real arseholes..

I guess if you're desperate though

I've seen it for real, this people exist.

But even still, some of these blokes aren't that ugly in the grand scheme of things and shouldnt even need to stoop to such levels..

It's all very odd

Lack of self-steem I guess. Nowadays it's a big issue specially amongst people that spend all day on social media.