PGamer: Gooner game of the year Stellar Blade's mods are 41% smut, ensuring gamers will never see the light of heaven

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Or is it just one of Phil's balls in my throat?

Well, now that butt is on PC, and you know what that means: mods. And if I were to make a book right now on how many of those mods somehow made Stellar Blade even more NSFW than it is out the box, I suspect I wouldn't make very much money (not least because you've probably all read the headline).

By intense scientific calculus (counting), fully 96 of the 234 mods—41%—that currently exist for Stellar Blade are marked as adult. And frankly, some of the ones that aren't marked as adult are probably NSFW. How do you feel about Eve Feethands? Good? Would you discuss that with your grandparents over Christmas dinner?

The majority are, well, what you expect: various ways to make Eve and other women in the game various levels of nude (with the most popular level being 'fully'). Someone did put her in an apron, though, which I suppose leaves something to the imagination. There are also a lot of main menu replacers that just put hardcore smut of one variety or another right there on the home screen, if that's your bag.
 
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This is the same publication that posted dozens of articles about being a degenerate pervert in Baldurs Gate 3, just to put out there what we are dealing with.
 
Someone did put her in an apron, though, which I suppose leaves something to the imagination.
This is relevant to my interests
 
Not even a fan of this game, but the amount of salt people are foaming over this game's success and seeing gooners having their fun is just absolutely fucking wild to witness.

The very definition of rent free and coping.
 
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So the fat gender neutral purple haired fucks over at PC Gamer are giving off about attractive videogame characters... Colour me shocked
 
What people choose to do in the privacy of their own homes is none of my concern. And as someone who's been around since the early days of the internet, I've found that, more often than not, you only come across undesirable content if you're actively seeking it.

Edit: Unless you're on NeoGAF.
 
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This holier than thou attitude is really pissing me off.

Imagine, just imagine, if video game violence was talked about the same way as sexy game characters. Imagine the amount of articles that would be written.

You're apparently a gooner (I just learned this word!) when you're playing games featuring pretty women.

So then what are you when you play games with gore and decapitations?
 
Weak men like to pretend to be feminist to get a chance at getting some sex.
I've heard that but I don't buy it. The women they're supposedly trying this on with are some real arseholes..

I guess if you're desperate though :messenger_tears_of_joy:

But even still, some of these blokes aren't that ugly in the grand scheme of things and shouldnt even need to stoop to such levels..

It's all very odd 😕
 
I've heard that but I don't buy it. The women they're supposedly trying this on with are some real arseholes..

I guess if you're desperate though :messenger_tears_of_joy:
I've seen it for real, this people exist.

But even still, some of these blokes aren't that ugly in the grand scheme of things and shouldnt even need to stoop to such levels..

It's all very odd 😕
Lack of self-steem I guess. Nowadays it's a big issue specially amongst people that spend all day on social media.
 
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