In alternate reality:
Vita Revision --
1. Slightly larger, more like a DS4 with dual triggers, clickable analogs. Not meant to fit in pocket, designed for remote play usage.
2. Improved innards; still compatible with all existing vita games, but powerful enough to run ps2 classics as well. Probably shouldn't bother with its own games; splitting the vita user base would likely be a mistake, so keep any new games compatible with both.
3. Improved remote play. (Remote play is already fantastic, but I figure it's been a couple years so I'm sure they could make improvements)
4. HDMI out.
5. Syncs with DS3/4 just because.
6. Since I'm in fantasy land, launches with a 256g mem card.
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ok, back to earth, time for bed.