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[Touchdown]

"Based on 7 critics"

She couldn't even get 10 reviews for her album. I mean is she really that unknown??

 

[Vazra]

She couldn't even get 10 reviews for her album. I mean is she really that unknown??

Yet Mariah who is well known only got 15 reviews?

 

[Floridian]

guest appearances from her sister Jamie Lynn, T.I & will.i.am

 

[cory64]

Yet Mariah who is well known only got 15 reviews?

Janet getting 22 reviews and a better score at that. Is Mariah even a legacy artist? I think she's been downgraded to struggle status.

 

[Nasser]

let's listen to REAL pop ladies.

Edit:

Britney Jean didn't happen.

 

[Touchdown]

I'm glad y'all consider Mariah the standard to which you compare your unknown faves too though. Gives them something to strive for I guess. I'm sure one day they'll be a big success.

 

[Aguila]

Not this New York gif encapsulating Mariah's current career.

 

[3phemeral]

You forgot her 2014 vocals?

EDIT: This is even better.

 

[cory64]

Whitney won without so much as an ounce of dirt disturbed around her coffin.

 

[Touchdown]

Not this New York gif encapsulating Mariah's current career.

Do any of your faves even have a career? Past or present or future?

 

[Floridian]

You forgot her 2014 vocals?

EDIT: This is even better.

 

[Vazra]

Not this New York gif encapsulating Mariah's current career.

Not the link of the gif reminding me of Limewire.

 

[Aguila]

Do any of your faves even have a career? Past or present or future?

Yes.

 

[Blood Diamonds]

 

[Touchdown]

Yes.

Do tell

 

[Touchdown]

Cat got your tongue?

 

[Blood Diamonds]

 

[Aguila]

😎

 

[Nasser]

NOT Lana Del Rey fan coming for Britney. I LOVE Lana so much but really what does she have? No sales, awards, relevancy.... nothing at all.

Nice try, If only you tried this hard to get Honeymoon to chart.

 

[Cynosure]

Remember that time when she tried to leach off the attention Lady Gaga was getting before the release of Artpop with their tragic performance but the album ended up being a complete garbage like Xtina's last 2 albums

leí esto 5 veces, pero no pude estar seguro de lo que estás tratando de decir.

Spoiler

the Do What U Want performance on The Voice was over a month after the release of Artpop. and X was slaying with Say Something around that time

I doubt she'll be releasing anytime soon since actually no one cared about her but rather about the feud with Britney.

I cannot with your level of derpiness

 

[Floridian]

Comparing Lana to known Artists such as Mariah/Britney is quite strange tbh.

 

[Blood Diamonds]

but really what does she have? No sales, awards, relevancy.... nothing at all.

DRAG THE CORPSE THAT IS MODERN DAY BRITNEY

END HA

and btw, she has 4 albums that aren't unfinished tragic piles of shit

and sales with no promo

and it doesn't take her years to perform a decent live show

and she's not holed up in vegas unlike your fave who is afraid to work on another album while lana is already working on her next one

 

[Touchdown]

Mariah Carey - 18 #1's

Lana Del Rey - 0 #1's

Mariah Carey - was married to Tommy Mattola

Lana Del Rey - longs to be Mariah Carey married to Tommy Mattola

Mariah Carey - 100+ awards
Lana Del Rey - 8 awards

 

[Vazra]

Comparing Lana to has been Artists such as Mariah/Britney is quite strange tbh.

Agree tbh.

 

[Touchdown]

Mariah Carey - worth 535+ Million Dollars

Lana Del Rey - worth 8 Million Dollars

Not the house she bought for Nick Cannon being worth more than Lana's whole life and being

 

[Floridian]

Agree tbh.

True but she'll never reach the peak that those two artists have gone through. Even though I don't respect Britbot, she is established. Lana has lot more to prove, and the demand for her is dwindling down faster than both.

 

[Nasser]

Agree tbh.

you ain't slick! 😂

 

[Touchdown]

Not Mariah's candy engagement ring being worth more than Grimes life.

 

[Vazra]

you ain't slick!

I think you would agree I am slick for other things tho.

 

[Touchdown]

Remember that time when you could hear a Grimes song on the radio? Oh wait that never really happened.

 

[Touchdown]

Remember when Lana sang on live tv and then nobody ever booked her again.

 

[Leona Lewis]

britney aside is this show any good

Yes.

It's excellent.

 

[Aguila]

Grimes and Lana are internet artists. That much is KNOWN.

What is the "legendary" Mariah's excuse for being such an embarrassing flop nowadays?

If you weren't born 100 years ago, you'd probably think she was an internet artist too.

 

[Partition]

Grimes and Lana are internet artists. That much is KNOWN.

What is the "legendary" Mariah's excuse for being such an embarrassing flop nowadays?

If you weren't born 100 years ago, you'd probably think she was an internet artist too.

Now now, the Internet doesn't talk about Mariah either.

 

[Vazra]

Now now, the Internet doesn't talk about Mariah either.

Why you gotta do Touchdown legacy like that?

 

[Touchdown]

The internet has more articles about Mariah starring in the upcoming Lego Batman movie than Grimes has reviews for her "acclaimed" album

 

[Nasser]

Now now, the Internet doesn't talk about Mariah either.

 

[Touchdown]

Lana and Grimes aren't so much "internet" artists as they are "website" artists. I can't find them outside of the one website known as Tumblr tbh.

 

[Partition]

Mariah starring in a Lego Batman movie folks. This is how you defend your fave's legacy.

 

[Aguila]

Nawt LEGO BATMAN.

 

[Blood Diamonds]

Lana and Grimes aren't so much "internet" artists as they are "website" artists. I can't find them outside of the one website known as Tumblr tbh.

just like you can't find mariah mentioned outside of POPGAF

edit: not you clinging to her boyfriend's house to deflect from what really matters

#musicnotthebling fam

 

[Touchdown]

Mariah not anywhere on the internet yet still topping them on google trends

 

[Touchdown]

Nawt LEGO BATMAN.

EXACTLY

 

[Partition]

Mariah barely (or not even) passing March 2015's REALiTi in YouTube views with her latest singles

 

[Aguila]

Mariah barely (or not even) passing March 2015's REALiTi in YouTube views with her latest singles

That's the pulling power of a LEGO BATMAN and HALLMARK CHANNEL legend.

 

[Touchdown]

Mariah barely (or not even) passing March 2015's REALiTi in YouTube views with her latest singles

Not All I Want For Christmas getting more views in one month than Grimes' last 3 years of videos.

 

[Blood Diamonds]

when the only thing your fave has going for herself these days is christmas music

 

[Partition]

Not All I Want For Christmas getting more views in one month than Grimes' last 3 years of videos.

Thank you for reminding us the only reason people know who Mariah Carey is in 2015.

 

[Touchdown]

When one song is more successful than Lana's and Grime's whole careers....combined

 

[Blood Diamonds]

When one seasonal song overshadows your own career