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Koodo · Jul 19, 2012

I'm back on Team Suri after the divorce. She is a survivor.

<+)O Robido O(+> · Jul 19, 2012

Marius_ said:
a wild Blue Ivy appears

DMeisterJ · Jul 19, 2012

Marius_ said:
a wild Blue Ivy appears

https://p.twimg.com/AyGalFECAAA9vNB.jpg[IMG][/QUOTE]

Ugly baby, tbh. She was cute as an infant, not so cute anymore. Seems like Jay's genes are winning over.

[quote="Artemisia, post: 40021562"]Channel Orange holds a 92 rating on metacritic

what kind of universal acclaim[/QUOTE]

Channel Orange is amazing. The fact that it's not in the OP of this thread while the flop Marina's album is, is worrying.

#SweetLife

Mau ® · Jul 19, 2012

Kyon said:
ITZ and Godel, its hilarious y'all not saying ANYTHING is a sign of how much you were DRAGGED. I expected more from you two tbh. You two have had better DAYS.
Show us what you got gurls I know you can do it.

lol

I wasnt lying when I said I didn't read his reply directed at me. And tbh I think I'm #winning the moment I make you so pressed you take your sweet time making a fucking essay out of a one line post of mine.

Kyon · Jul 19, 2012

inthezone said:
lol

I wasnt lying when I said I didn't read his reply directed at me. And tbh I think I'm #winning the moment I make you so pressed you take your sweet time making a fucking essay out of of a one line of post of mine.

Ollie Pooch · Jul 19, 2012

Koodo said:
I'm back on Team Suri after the divorce. She is a survivor.

reg_634.KatieHolmes.SuriCruise.puppy.jlc..jpg

botty · Jul 19, 2012

Marius_ said:
a wild Blue Ivy appears

There are no flaws here.

Beyonce and Princess Blue look amazing.

Look at those chubby arms... you can be well assured bic is eating GOOD, thanks to those Rihanna singles.

#QUEENBEE
#ROYALBLUE

DMeisterJ · Jul 19, 2012

We know that BIC isn't eating because of how Beyonce's singles are performing.

Kyon · Jul 19, 2012

DMeisterJ said:
We know that BIC isn't eating because of how Beyonce's singles are performing.

But that 40mill she banked last year without doing anything, oh and the cut they get from Rihanna tho

Dr. Malik · Jul 19, 2012

No wonder they are pushing the Goat to release a new album, BIC needs to eat

Kyon · Jul 19, 2012

Teehee

botty · Jul 19, 2012

BiC is having GOAT tonight.

Kyon · Jul 19, 2012

DMeisterJ · Jul 19, 2012

Kyon said:
But that 40mill she banked last year without doing anything, oh and the cut they get from Rihanna tho

The cut they get from Rih is probably chump change compared to the cut Bey steals from the songwriters.

Mau ® · Jul 19, 2012

DMeisterJ said:
The cut they get from Rih is probably chump change compared to the cut Bey steals from the songwriters.

Kyon · Jul 19, 2012

DMeisterJ said:
The cut they get from Rih is probably chump change compared to the cut Bey steals from the songwriters.

oh, I c

Dr. Malik · Jul 19, 2012

Rihanna is like a modern day Tituba

Kyon · Jul 19, 2012

Marius_ said:
Rihanna is like a modern day Tituba

Chile Boo Bye

DMeisterJ · Jul 19, 2012

Kyon said:
oh, I c

Glad I was able to grant you clarity

This .gif slays me.

Kyon · Jul 19, 2012

DMeisterJ said:
Glad I was able to grant you clarity

This .gif slays me.

Certainly.

botty · Jul 19, 2012

Just found out Bey & Blue were in my city, New York City, when they took that pic.

The royal blue visiting her daddy's kingdom.

<+)O Robido O(+> · Jul 19, 2012

Lady Gaga briefly spoke to her adoring cult members regarding the tone of her upcoming record.

I feel like when I wrote Born This Way, I demonstrated a sense of maturity, the Illuminati High Priestess explained of the album about highway unicorns, ear condoms and human motorcycles.

I feel that on the next album, theres a lack of maturity. A tremendous lack of maturity or sense of responsibility, she giggled to the panicked yelps of the crowd. Just as the sentence rolled off her Satan-blessed tongue, several Little Monsters immediately began administering prison-style tattoos of the words Immature This Way onto their chests and smearing lambs blood over their foreheads, all hoping to be one of the lucky few selected for the slaughtering at the end of Americano.

Kyon · Jul 19, 2012

#Queen

Dr. Malik · Jul 19, 2012

Why did you leave the best part out?

Deep in the recesses of the arena, Legendtina peered out from the pouch of a kangaroo with a notepad in hand as Gaga continued to yodel out Princess Die. Immature, she murmured to herself, tapping her Bionic promotional pen against her blood red lips while frantically re-reading her upcoming singles title on the sheet: Love Your Body.

Love your body, she whispered to herself. And then, a strike of genius: Dont, she quickly scribbled in front. She looked down at the new title and smirked. Dont Love Your Body. How deliciously immature and irresponsible. A shrill, blood-curdling cackle rang out through the arena.

Victory shall be mine, Legendtina thought to herself. Soon.

Kyon · Jul 19, 2012

Perfect

<+)O Robido O(+> · Jul 19, 2012

Marius_ said:
Why did you leave the best part out?

Hilarious! lol.

botty · Jul 19, 2012

Leona Lewis · Jul 19, 2012

botty said:

<+)O Robido O(+> · Jul 19, 2012

Leona Lewis said:

botty · Jul 19, 2012

Leona Lewis said:

Yep! Cause someone has to take these silly hoes to church, and make them REPENT

Crumpet Trumpet · Jul 19, 2012

The new The Very Best album is out.

I haven't heard any of their previous work, but this album pretty fun! Here are some quotes from a review that explains the album better than I can:

NME said:
But instead of all the to-ing and fro-ing between continents, all that producers Johan Hugo (Swedish) and Etienne Tron (French) – aka Radioclit – and Malawian singer Esau Mwamwaya had to do was meet in the multi-ethnic neighbourhood of Hackney, anchor down in the cultural spice-route of London and set up shop as a high-tech nexus for Afro-Western fusion. Add the internet and hipsterism’s boner for combining African roots music with cutting-edge western production, and BINGO.

They’ve enlisted African heavyweights (star rapper K’naan and producer Mnek) and mega popsters (Bruno Mars and the Mumfords’ Winston Marshall) to make it a world-music event album, and the large-scale end product is like an Afro-futurist, transcontinental world fair that thinks locally but parties globally.

It’s like a beautiful savannah where every other oasis sports its own Starbucks. ‘We OK’ is synthy ringtone pop in the Rihanna vein, while bro-stepper ‘Adani’ isn’t exactly your uplifting sunset-on-the-Serengeti-type stuff. When its gurny techno bit kicks in it’s all ‘fuck nature, let’s dance’. But, all things considered, it’ll take more than a MacBook to dampen what’s always defined Afropop: euphoria.

That's actually from a review where the album is criticized for being overly westernized. I figure that most of us in here wouldn't mind that, though. I'm off to listen to their first album at the moment.

Kyon · Jul 19, 2012

botty said:
Yep! Cause someone has to take these silly hoes to church, and make them REPENT

DAMMNIT I WAS ABOUT TO POST THAT GIF LMAO

oh well

botty · Jul 19, 2012

Kyon said:
DAMMNIT I WAS ABOUT TO POST THAT GIF LMAO

oh well

Funny story, that's the first gif I ever made... and I ended up losing it somehow lol. But then you posted it the other day

TY

Kyon · Jul 19, 2012

botty said:
Funny story, that's the first gif I ever made... and I ended up losing it somehow lol. But then you posted it the other day

TY

Your Welcome!

Such a BLESSEDT gif tbh a MASTERPIECE.

#MasterpieceTina

Dr. Malik · Jul 19, 2012

botty said:

something wrong hun?

botty · Jul 19, 2012

Marius_ said:
something wrong hun?

I hope not.

Koodo · Jul 19, 2012

botty said:
I hope not.

Dr. Malik · Jul 19, 2012

thanks koo hun

I didn't want to tarnish my Google search history with Xtina's boobs

botty · Jul 19, 2012

Whatever, Koo.

Now you didn't want to tarnish what, Marius?

Artemisia · Jul 19, 2012

I hope that's not gaga.

Kyon · Jul 19, 2012

it is

Satch · Jul 19, 2012

lord i wandered back into this thread at the WRONG TIME

EatChildren · Jul 19, 2012

*enters thread*

*sees Beyonce*

oh well try again tomorrow

Satch · Jul 19, 2012

EatChildren said:
*enters thread*

*sees Beyonce*

oh well try again tomorrow

and yet you cant stop talking about her whenever you come in here

Kyon · Jul 19, 2012

EatChildren said:
*enters thread*

*sees Beyonce*

oh well try again tomorrow

BEYSUS will CLEANSE that BITTER TASTE out of your FILTHY mouth in DUE TIME

royalan · Jul 19, 2012

Beyonce's doing a real good Lana Del Rey impression in that gif.

/hairflips

Kyon · Jul 19, 2012

royalan said:
Beyonce's doing a real good Lana Del Rey impression in that gif.

/hairflips

Thats what I thought lol

Artemisia · Jul 19, 2012

something needs to happen tomorrow

like janelle giving us info on her new albums

and I don't want none of that "soon" garbage that gaga dishes out

Nemesis_ · Jul 19, 2012

Leona Lewis said:

I cannot WAIT to see the album art for Glassheart.

Echoes was FLAWLESS IMO TBH

Koodo · Jul 19, 2012

Artemisia said:
something needs to happen tomorrow

like janelle giving us info on her new albums

and I don't want none of that "soon" garbage that gaga dishes out

I don't get it.

Is Janelle supposed to do something tomorrow?

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