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[Delio]

LOTS of images going in this topic. If you have some graphics you want in there just direct them to me.

 

[Kyon]

Ties plz for the love of GOD don't post creepy gifs like that I'm gonna puke

 

[Ties]

LOL

I can't even take that seriously as a JOKE

It wasn't a joke though Soulsis.

Zayn's impact on this generation of cooch has been unparalleled, he is the iconic frontman of the group and it will remain so for the rest of One Stagnation's reign on the charts.

He will become a sex icon and contender for the title of King of Pop once he realizes his global impact and goes solo.

 

[royalan]

Thank god we're on a new page because that gif Ties posted was fucking gross.

 

[Trigger]

RT

Thank god we're on a new page because that gif Ties posted was fucking gross.

Zayn would kill as a solo artist with the right producer/manager.

 

[botty]

I'm ready for the seething.

 

[Dr. Malik]

It wasn't a joke though Soulsis.

Zayn's impact on this generation of cooch has been unparalleled, he is the iconic frontman of the group and it will remain so for the rest of One Stagnation's reign on the charts.

He will become a sex icon and contender for the title of King of Pop once he realizes his global impact and goes solo.

Stan. He is among princes right now but he will soon rise to the unfilled throne

It is his destiny

 

[Bladenic]

Yep, it's about time to bail from this thread. B-Dex had it right.

 

[Wafflecakes]

LOTS of images going in this topic. If you have some graphics you want in there just direct them to me.

Yay!

You should post links to their X Factor auditions as well....to put to rest the "the can't sing/aren't talented" thing early.

 

[Soulscribe]

It wasn't a joke though Soulsis.

Zayn's impact on this generation of cooch has been unparalleled, he is the iconic frontman of the group and it will remain so for the rest of One Stagnation's reign on the charts.

He will become a sex icon and contender for the title of King of Pop once he realizes his global impact and goes solo.

Except 1) Lennon was hardly the sexy frontman of the group, let alone sexy OR the frontman, and 2) I haven't seen Zayn have as much impact as Justin Bieber, Timberlake, or the like. Also, 3) Zayn has about as much charisma as my pinkie toe during a foot cramp.

Can Zayn even sing?

 

[royalan]

If Zayn went solo he'd just become another Jason Derulo/Bieber hybrid.

That market is saturated.

His 15 will perish along with the rest of the boys.

 

[Kyon]

Truly the King

 

[Delio]

You know what? I might as well Pop it up today. Just need to grab a shit load of links..

 

[Wafflecakes]

Except 1) Lennon was hardly the sexy frontman of the group, let alone sexy OR the frontman, and 2) I haven't seen Zayn have as much impact as Justin Bieber, Timberlake, or the like. Also, 3) Zayn has about as much charisma as my pinkie toe during a foot cramp.

Can Zayn even sing?

Bitch please.......

 

[Wafflecakes]

You know what? I might as well Pop it up today. Just need to grab a shit load of links..

Give us like 5 minutes warning before you throw it up!

 

[Ties]

Except 1) Lennon was hardly the sexy frontman of the group, let alone sexy OR the frontman, and 2) I haven't seen Zayn have as much impact as Justin Bieber, Timberlake, or the like. Also, 3) Zayn has about as much charisma as my pinkie toe during a foot cramp.

Can Zayn even sing?

1) All the more reason for Zayn to have a larger impact on the music industry than John Lennon.

2) He will once he goes solo.

3) Bye.

And yes. Slay All Musical Directions during X Factor.

 

[Trigger]

Can Zayn even sing?

Has that ever stopped anyone?

 

[Bladenic]

If Zayn went solo he'd just become another Jason Derulo/Bieber hybrid.

That market is saturated.

His 15 will perish along with the rest of the boys.

Sis, stop wasting your time. It's pointless.

And lmao at the X-Factor auditions. They were not good. I have no opinion on Zayn or Liam or maybe Harry, but blondie and other guy are both terrible singers. Which is why they never sing lead and only get about 5 seconds of solo time.

 

[moulels]

Zayn is the John Lennon of the group.

I guess that makes me Yoko Ono.

 

[Wafflecakes]

Sis, stop wasting your time. It's pointless.

And lmao at the X-Factor auditions. They were not good. I have no opinion on Zayn or Liam or maybe Harry, but blondie and other guy are both terrible singers. Which is why they never sing lead and only get about 5 seconds of solo time.

Eh Liam's was good. Harry's was solid.

Zayn is a lot better than he used to be.

They are still heads and shoulders above most of the pop trash on the airwaves today.

 

[Delio]

Sis, stop wasting your time. It's pointless.

And lmao at the X-Factor auditions. They were not good. I have no opinion on Zayn or Liam or maybe Harry, but blondie and other guy are both terrible singers. Which is why they never sing lead and only get about 5 seconds of solo time.

EXCUSE you Niall is perfection and solo's QUITE a bunch on live tours. He is better than the GHOUL Louis who is always in the back.

 

[Ties]

Sistrens just wait how much the pressedT barometer goes up when Del creates the thread of the decade.

 

[Dr. Malik]

I guess that makes me Yoko Ono.

over my dead body

 

[Ties]

I guess that makes me Yoko Ono.

Is this a new Brit stan?

 

[Trigger]

EXCUSE you Niall is perfection and solo's QUITE a bunch on live tours. He is better than the GHOUL Louis who is always in the back.

 

[Soulscribe]

And yes. Slay All Musical Directions during X Factor.

That audition was terrible and it's really important that you know that. lol

 

[moulels]

over my dead body

Cynthia?! Is that you?

Is this a new Brit stan?

Hi sis, been here for a few weeks now *o*

 

[Ties]

That audition was terrible and it's really important that you know that. lol

The boy band of the century is already past the irrelevant basicness of their rise to fame.

Cynthia?! Is that you?

Hi sis, been here for a few weeks now *o*

*O* I'm here for more POP-GAF members. Do you have an ATRL by chance?

 

[Delio]

Give me Ten minutes yall.

 

[Kyon]

The boy band of the century is already past the irrelevant basicness of their rise to fame.

All shall SEETHE

 

[Dr. Malik]

Give me Ten minutes yall.

its coming, what kind of hype?

 

[Wafflecakes]

Give me Ten minutes yall.

I can wait...maybe...

 

[Trigger]

Give me Ten minutes yall.

 

[royalan]

Wow, that was my first time watching footage of 1D from when they were competing on X Factor.

For fuck's sake...are ANY of these boys talented? Even a little bit? I mean Lord, it takes 5 whole boys to make 1/3 of a decent vocalist.

Not that X Factor USA is any better. I mean, how hard difficult is it really to find a group of charming, good-looking people who can also sing together? The 90s didn't have a problem with this...

 

[Wafflecakes]

Wow, that was my first time watching footage of 1D from when they were competing on X Factor.

For fuck's sake...are ANY of these boys talented? Even a little bit? I mean Lord, it takes 5 whole boys to make 1/3 of a decent vocalist.

Not that X Factor USA is any better. I mean, how hard difficult is it really to find a group of charming, good-looking people who can also sing together? The 90s didn't have a problem with this...

Eh they were solo 16 year olds with no experience being thrown together.

Be nice

 

[botty]

Wow, that was my first time watching footage of 1D from when they were competing on X Factor.

For fuck's sake...are ANY of these boys talented? Even a little bit? I mean Lord, it takes 5 whole boys to make 1/3 of a decent vocalist.

Not that X Factor USA is any better. I mean, how hard difficult is it really to find a group of charming, good-looking people who can also sing together? The 90s didn't have a problem with this...

Talent? X Factor?

 

[Ties]

Talent? X Factor?

I mean Xtina certainly had the talent portion.

 

[Trigger]

Wow, that was my first time watching footage of 1D from when they were competing on X Factor.

For fuck's sake...are ANY of these boys talented? Even a little bit? I mean Lord, it takes 5 whole boys to make 1/3 of a decent vocalist.

Not that X Factor USA is any better. I mean, how hard difficult is it really to find a group of charming, good-looking people who can also sing together? The 90s didn't have a problem with this...

I did giggle at how Liam and Harry did most of the singing while the others were in back, but they're not as bad now.

 

[Bladenic]

Wow, that was my first time watching footage of 1D from when they were competing on X Factor.

For fuck's sake...are ANY of these boys talented? Even a little bit? I mean Lord, it takes 5 whole boys to make 1/3 of a decent vocalist.

Not that X Factor USA is any better. I mean, how hard difficult is it really to find a group of charming, good-looking people who can also sing together? The 90s didn't have a problem with this...

The problem with the whole X-Factor brand is that it's not about the singing so much as how easily a person or group can be marketed.

 

[Wafflecakes]

The problem with the whole X-Factor brand is that it's not about the singing so much as how easily a person or group can be marketed.

This I cannot disagree with.

 

[royalan]

Eh they were solo 16 year olds with no experience being thrown together.

Be nice

More like be real. These boys are hacks. And now more than ever I'm convinced that none of them have a career solo because ALL of them are so devoid of even PASSABLE talent that the second they are out from under the wings of their handlers they'll crumble like the frauds they are.

I'm embarrassed to have watched that. More embarrassed that these kids are currently slaying. For all that is good and holy, these boys are so basic they make N'Sync and Backstreet Boys sound like fucking Il Divo.

Fucking Hell, as much as N*Sync and Backstreet were mere products aimed at preteen girls and weren't viewed as actual vocalists, they still had to at least know how to fucking harmonize with each other.

Backstreet Boys slaying vocals.

N*Sync slaying vocals.

One Dimension forever be seated.

 

[Wafflecakes]

More like be real. These boys are hacks. And now more than ever I'm convinced that none of them have a career solo because ALL of them are so devoid of even PASSABLE talent that the second they are out from under the wings of their handlers they'll crumble like the frauds they are.

I'm embarrassed to have watched that. More embarrassed that these kids are currently slaying. For all that is good and holy, these boys are so basic they make N'Sync and Backstreet Boys sound like fucking Il Divo.

Fucking Hell, as much as N*Sync and Backstreet were mere products aimed at preteen girls and weren't viewed as actual vocalists, they still had to at least know how to fucking harmonize with each other.

Backstreet Boys slaying vocals.

N*Sync slaying vocals.

One Dimension forever be seated.

 

[Kyon]

All according to plan

 

[Dr. Malik]

why am I not surprised that it is the Xtina stans seething

 

[Wafflecakes]

why am I not surprised that it is the Xtina stans seething

Life is tough when you support a flop.....we should be sensitive to their feels......

 

[Ties]

Life is tough when you support a flop.....we should be sensitive to their feels......

No one post Lotus first week sales in this thread then.

 

[Trigger]

More like be real. These boys are hacks. And now more than ever I'm convinced that none of them have a career solo because ALL of them are so devoid of even PASSABLE talent that the second they are out from under the wings of their handlers they'll crumble like the frauds they are.

I'm embarrassed to have watched that. More embarrassed that these kids are currently slaying. For all that is good and holy, these boys are so basic they make N'Sync and Backstreet Boys sound like fucking Il Divo.

Fucking Hell, as much as N*Sync and Backstreet were mere products aimed at preteen girls and weren't viewed as actual vocalists, they still had to at least know how to fucking harmonize with each other.

Backstreet Boys slaying vocals.

N*Sync slaying vocals.

One Dimension forever be seated.

As much as I like Zayn and Louis I know tea when it's being served.

 

[Kyon]

why am I not surprised that it is the Xtina stans seething

Well in about two weeks their fave will cease to EXIST so let them have a moment

EDIT:

No one post Lotus first week sales in this thread then

Oop

 

[Wafflecakes]

As much as I like Zayn and Louis I know tea when it's being served.

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

And yes. Slay All Musical Directions during X Factor.

LOL. The one thing this has shown me is that XFactor US is such a non-fucking-event compared to the UK version. I can't imagine there being a horde of screaming fans for any American talent show act (prior to winning, at least).