Take On Me is just flawless. I can't fully shade it, but I see Xtina going for the low hanging fruit.
THIS IS THE MANIFESTO OF MARIUS MONSER
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ON G.A.F, AN EVILORE GAMING AGE FORUM ON THE INTERNET, A BANNING OF MAGNIFICENT AND MAGICAL PROPORTION TOOK PLACE. BUT THE BANNING WAS NOT PERM, IT WAS REQUESTED. AS THE WEEKS NUMBERED AND THE OFFICIAL THREADS OF THE FUTURE BEGAN, IT WAS PERCEIVED THAT THIS INFAMOUS MOMENT IN GAF IS NOT TEMPORAL; IT IS ETERNAL. AND THUS BEGAN THE BEGINNING OF A NEW LIFE, A LIFE WITHIN TWITTER, A LIFE THAT BEARS PREJUDICE, JUDGMENT, BUT MOSTLY BOUNDLESS STANNING. BUT ON THAT SAME DAY, AS THE ETERNAL MONSTER POSTED ON ATRL, ANOTHER MORE TERRIFYING STAN TOOK PLACE; THE STAN OF LESSORS. AND AS HE HIMSELF SPLIT INTO TWO, ROTATING IN AGONY BETWEEN TWO ULTIMATE QUEENS, THE PENDULUM OF CHOICE BEGAN ITS DANCE. IT SEEMS EASY, YOU IMAGINE, TO GRAVITATE INSTANTLY AND UNWAVERINGLY TOWARDS GAGA. BUT HE WONDERED, "HOW CAN I STAN FOR SOMETHING SO PERFECT WHILE HAVING A LIFE?"
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ON G.A.F, AN EVILORE GAMING AGE FORUM ON THE INTERNET, A BANNING OF MAGNIFICENT AND MAGICAL PROPORTION TOOK PLACE. BUT THE BANNING WAS NOT PERM, IT WAS REQUESTED. AS THE WEEKS NUMBERED AND THE OFFICIAL THREADS OF THE FUTURE BEGAN, IT WAS PERCEIVED THAT THIS INFAMOUS MOMENT IN GAF IS NOT TEMPORAL; IT IS ETERNAL. AND THUS BEGAN THE BEGINNING OF A NEW LIFE, A LIFE WITHIN TWITTER, A LIFE THAT BEARS PREJUDICE, JUDGMENT, BUT MOSTLY BOUNDLESS STANNING. BUT ON THAT SAME DAY, AS THE ETERNAL MONSTER POSTED ON ATRL, ANOTHER MORE TERRIFYING STAN TOOK PLACE; THE STAN OF LESSORS. AND AS HE HIMSELF SPLIT INTO TWO, ROTATING IN AGONY BETWEEN TWO ULTIMATE QUEENS, THE PENDULUM OF CHOICE BEGAN ITS DANCE. IT SEEMS EASY, YOU IMAGINE, TO GRAVITATE INSTANTLY AND UNWAVERINGLY TOWARDS GAGA. BUT HE WONDERED, "HOW CAN I STAN FOR SOMETHING SO PERFECT WHILE HAVING A LIFE?"
THIS IS THE MANIFESTO OF MARIUS MONSER
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ON G.A.F, AN EVILORE GAMING AGE FORUM ON THE INTERNET, A BANNING OF MAGNIFICENT AND MAGICAL PROPORTION TOOK PLACE. BUT THE BANNING WAS NOT PERM, IT WAS REQUESTED. AS THE WEEKS NUMBERED AND THE OFFICIAL THREADS OF THE FUTURE BEGAN, IT WAS PERCEIVED THAT THIS INFAMOUS MOMENT IN GAF IS NOT TEMPORAL; IT IS ETERNAL. AND THUS BEGAN THE BEGINNING OF A NEW LIFE, A LIFE WITHIN TWITTER, A LIFE THAT BEARS PREJUDICE, JUDGMENT, BUT MOSTLY BOUNDLESS STANNING. BUT ON THAT SAME DAY, AS THE ETERNAL MONSTER POSTED ON ATRL, ANOTHER MORE TERRIFYING STAN TOOK PLACE; THE STAN OF LESSORS. AND AS HE HIMSELF SPLIT INTO TWO, ROTATING IN AGONY BETWEEN TWO ULTIMATE QUEENS, THE PENDULUM OF CHOICE BEGAN ITS DANCE. IT SEEMS EASY, YOU IMAGINE, TO GRAVITATE INSTANTLY AND UNWAVERINGLY TOWARDS GAGA. BUT HE WONDERED, "HOW CAN I STAN FOR SOMETHING SO PERFECT WHILE HAVING A LIFE?"
One day when my light is glowin
I'll be in my castle golden
But until the gates are open
I just want to feel this moment
Whoa-oh-ah-ohhhh
I just want to feel this moment
Whoa-oh-ah-ohhhh
I just want to feel this moment
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The rest is typical Pitbull, but Christina's part slays.
On a more technical note, I don't think I've ever heard Xtina sing this way. She usually hits her belts straight on, and doesn't really do that "swallowing vowel sounds" thing. How very pop-y of her. Wonder if that's her vocal lessons at work.
It reminds me of her sections on TI's castlewalls.
She's really giving her stans everything and more.
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RED is available NOW at Papa John’s Pizza! They’re offering a large one-topping pizza AND Taylor's new CD for $22! (Or for $13 with any pizza order!) Check it out at http://papajohns.com/taylorswift
THIS IS THE MANIFESTO OF MARIUS MONS†ER
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ON G.A.F, AN EVILORE GAMING AGE FORUM ON THE INTERNET, A BANNING OF MAGNIFICENT AND MAGICAL PROPORTION TOOK PLACE. BUT THE BANNING WAS NOT PERM, IT WAS REQUESTED. AS THE WEEKS NUMBERED AND THE OFFICIAL THREADS OF THE FUTURE BEGAN, IT WAS PERCEIVED THAT THIS INFAMOUS MOMENT IN GAF IS NOT TEMPORAL; IT IS ETERNAL. AND THUS BEGAN THE BEGINNING OF A NEW LIFE, A LIFE WITHIN TWITTER, A LIFE THAT BEARS PREJUDICE, JUDGMENT, BUT MOSTLY BOUNDLESS STANNING. BUT ON THAT SAME DAY, AS THE ETERNAL MONSTER POSTED ON ATRL, ANOTHER MORE TERRIFYING STAN TOOK PLACE; THE STAN OF LESSORS. AND AS HE HIMSELF SPLIT INTO TWO, ROTATING IN AGONY BETWEEN TWO ULTIMATE QUEENS, THE PENDULUM OF CHOICE BEGAN ITS DANCE. IT SEEMS EASY, YOU IMAGINE, TO GRAVITATE INSTANTLY AND UNWAVERINGLY TOWARDS GAGA. BUT HE WONDERED, "HOW CAN I STAN FOR SOMETHING SO PERFECT WHILE HAVING A LIFE?"
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Coming back with a SQUINTS avatar?
BAN HER AGAIN.
LEGENDTINA CRAFTS CLUB ANTHEM WITH PITBULL FOR THE TRUE MUSIC LOVERS: “FEEL THIS MOMENT”
“Desnudate,” a voice whispers into the phone seductively. “Así me gusta, papi. En mi reflejo. Solamente tú.”
“Eh?” he responds.
“JUST MEET ME IN MY LAIR, FAN–err, I mean, meet me at the hotel,” the voice purrs, now slightly agitated.
Butt double.
Meanwhile, in news not related to Turdlor.
When will your faves inspire a modern masterpiece?
Hint: don't hold your breath.
THIS IS THE MANIFESTO OF MARIUS MONS†ER
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ON G.A.F, AN EVILORE GAMING AGE FORUM ON THE INTERNET, A BANNING OF MAGNIFICENT AND MAGICAL PROPORTION TOOK PLACE. BUT THE BANNING WAS NOT PERM, IT WAS REQUESTED. AS THE WEEKS NUMBERED AND THE OFFICIAL THREADS OF THE FUTURE BEGAN, IT WAS PERCEIVED THAT THIS INFAMOUS MOMENT IN GAF IS NOT TEMPORAL; IT IS ETERNAL. AND THUS BEGAN THE BEGINNING OF A NEW LIFE, A LIFE WITHIN TWITTER, A LIFE THAT BEARS PREJUDICE, JUDGMENT, BUT MOSTLY BOUNDLESS STANNING. BUT ON THAT SAME DAY, AS THE ETERNAL MONSTER POSTED ON ATRL, ANOTHER MORE TERRIFYING STAN TOOK PLACE; THE STAN OF LESSORS. AND AS HE HIMSELF SPLIT INTO TWO, ROTATING IN AGONY BETWEEN TWO ULTIMATE QUEENS, THE PENDULUM OF CHOICE BEGAN ITS DANCE. IT SEEMS EASY, YOU IMAGINE, TO GRAVITATE INSTANTLY AND UNWAVERINGLY TOWARDS GAGA. BUT HE WONDERED, "HOW CAN I STAN FOR SOMETHING SO PERFECT WHILE HAVING A LIFE?"
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Too bad marmite is fucking vile. Fitting they use it to draw Flops Not Allowed.
very impressive, if only someone took it upon themselves to draw my faves
Marmite is delicious, it is a fitting condiment to recreate the majestic glory of The Almighty Aloud.
Also I don't know if it was the intention but 'Flops Not Allowed' is actually a pretty excellent DESCRIPTION of The Almighty's career. 20 consecutive top 10 singles (their LOWEST charter in their CAREER was 11) and SIX platinum alberms. NO FLOPS ALLOWED in the career of the "best band of the 21st century" [ref], indeed.
Too bad NOBODY has ever said it about your faves, and nobody ever WILL.Well of course a writer for popjustice is going to say that.
Too bad NOBODY has ever said it about your faves, and nobody ever WILL.
Here, I drew all your faves:very impressive, if only someone took it upon themselves to draw my faves
Damn, that 2nd disc tracklist is pretty classic though
1. Graffiti My Soul
2. Wake Me Up
3. Wild Horses
4. Swinging London Town
5. Whole Lotta History
6. Crazy Fool
7. Girl Overboard
8. Black Jacks
9. Hoxton Heroes
10. Memory Of You
Just cos your dad knew the Rolling Stones
You've got the Primrose set in your cell phone
Don't kid yourself, you're an indie clone
We've seen it before, get a sound of your own
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Marius is back as a full-on TayLORD stan.
The #NATION is taking over POP GAF. All bow to your country-pop overlords.
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When will we know if Raticate shattered Britney's record? I'll be forever pressed if that happens smh.
State of Grace is great though.
When will we know if Raticate shattered Britney's record? I'll be forever pressed if that happens smh.
State of Grace is great though.
Why would you be pressed that an actual talented pop artist took hold of that record, it might actually give it some credibility.