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[Artemisia]

And yet Gangnam style is still ahead of her in the US. She's barely even local.

Gangnam style and Everything Has Changed are both vying for that number 1 position. Not even an hour ago, it was number 1. I see them swapping spots often for the rest of the day.

You tried tho.

 

[Leona Lewis]

Here for this.

Dewey (dare I say wet), nubile, in the very spring of their ephemeral youth...

...but in the end the beautifully giving, beautifully taking, lithe creature you once worshipped will wither away into the very worst thing your living fantasy can become - an average human being.

Spoiler

I promise Emo-na Lewis will be gone soon

 

[Trigger]

But 3 out of the 5 Backstreet Boys are still hot tho.

 

[Zutroy]

Time for a reality check

Billboard's most successful female artist of the last decade

AND

RIAA'S best selling female artist of the last decade

You and Britney tried tho

Britney's got the biggest album sales, the one that counts.

 

[Kyon]

Time for a reality check

Billboard's most successful female artist of the last decade

AND

RIAA'S best selling female artist of the last decade

You and Britney tried tho

Not in album sales


EDIT: what kind of BEATEN?

 

[Wafflecakes]

I like Taylor and have some of her music on regular rotation on my Ipod.

I really can't stan for her though because

1. I am partial to vocal skillz
2. Her Stans are obnoxious
3. I don't find her personally interesting

 

[Bladenic]

Here for this.

Nobody else is.

 

[Artemisia]

I like Taylor and have some of her music on regular rotation on my Ipod.

I really can't stan for her though because

1. I am partial to vocal skillz
2. Her Stans are obnoxious
3. I don't find her personally interesting

What stan isn't obnoxious?

 

[botty]

I put together this gif real quick in honor of RED's ridiculous slayage, and dedicated it to Artemisia.

 

[Wafflecakes]

What stan isn't obnoxious?

Kelly stans.

Just sayin. Never met a Kelly stan I didn't like.

There mere mention of Kelly Clarkson generally increases the sanity of a post to infinity. Trufact.

 

[Trigger]

Honestly, as long as they're not Little Monsters, I like all stanbases. The Little Monsters worry me.

I put together this gif real quick in honor of RED's ridiculous slayage, and dedicated it to Artemisia.

This is brilliant on so many levels.

 

[Kyon]

Honestly, as long as they're not Little Monsters, I like all stanbases. The Little Monsters worry me.

The cult ones

Sacrificing their cats and spreading their blood on their face to attend the MB

 

[DMeisterJ]

I put together this gif real quick in honor of RED's ridiculous slayage, and dedicated it to Artemisia.

#DECEASED

Honestly, as long as they're not Little Monsters, I like all stanbases. The Little Monsters worry me.

And the beyhive

 

[Bladenic]

I put together this gif real quick in honor of RED's ridiculous slayage, and dedicated it to Artemisia.

Omg yes, perfect comparison. Artemisia is annoying, useless, obnoxious, and a troll just like Magikarp. Except she doesn't evolve into something awesome, she remains sucking.

 

[Delio]

Dewey (dare I say wet), nubile, in the very spring of their ephemeral youth...

...but in the end the beautifully giving, beautifully taking, lithe creature you once worshipped will wither away into the very worst thing your living fantasy can become - an average human being.

Spoiler

I promise Emo-na Lewis will be gone soon

Pfft Josh will mature gracefully.

 

[Majmun]

Britney's got the biggest album sales, the one that counts.

Not in album sales

Well...

Britney's album releases from 2000 to 2009

1. Oops!... I did it again
2. Britney
3. In the zone
4. Greatest hits: My prerogative
5. B in the mix: The remixes
6. Blackout
7. Circus
8. The singles collection


Beys album releases from that same era

1. Dangerously in love
2. B'Day
3. I am... Sasha Fierce

8 albums vs 3.

And Bey is STILL the best selling record artist overall.

Poordat

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

I put together this gif real quick in honor of RED's ridiculous slayage, and dedicated it to Artemisia.

o

m

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Omg yes, perfect comparison. Artemisia is annoying, useless, obnoxious, and a troll just like Magikarp. Except she doesn't evolve into something awesome, she remains sucking.

w

a

t

 

[DMeisterJ]

Omg yes, perfect comparison. Artemisia is annoying, useless, obnoxious, and a troll just like Magikarp. Except she doesn't evolve into something awesome, she remains sucking.

Vicious

 

[Artemisia]

I put together this gif real quick in honor of RED's ridiculous slayage, and dedicated it to Artemisia.

omg

I am SCREAMING

 

[Artemisia]

Omg yes, perfect comparison. Artemisia is annoying, useless, obnoxious, and a troll just like Magikarp. Except she doesn't evolve into something awesome, she remains sucking.

 

[botty]

Omg yes, perfect comparison. Artemisia is annoying, useless, obnoxious, and a troll just like Magikarp. Except she doesn't evolve into something awesome, she remains sucking.

I think i'll make one for you next.

 

[DMeisterJ]

 

[Wilsongt]

I find it funny that I am getting Chubbytina Muffintoplera ads about ending World Hunger.

 

[Kyon]

I find it funny that I am getting Chubbytina Muffintoplera ads about ending World Hunger.

I was ABOUT to post the banner but it disappeared ;___;

 

[Bladenic]

I think i'll make one for you next.

Hoping its scathing.

 

[DMeisterJ]

We almost titled this story, "Will Chris Brown ever learn?" but we're pretty sure we already know the answer to that, no matter how much we hope he matures as he grows older.
Chris is being accused of using one of worst homophobic slurs against one of his fans — which doesn't make sense, because wouldn't you want to be nice to a fan??
Lucas Peter was at the Arclight in Hollywood when he saw Chris and his crew. Ignoring all caution (you know, because of being a huge fan), Lucas approached Chris for an autograph.
Lucas recalls:
"The movie let out and I saw Chris come out the front door, sort of semi-running. I approached Chris and asked him to sign my CD cover."
Hold up — who just carries a CD cover with them everywhere? Hmm… we'll allow it, this time. Anyway, he continues:
"His bodyguard stopped me and said Chris wouldn't be signing, so I told him Rihanna signs all the time. That's when Chris stopped in the garage by the parking pay stand and yelled 'f***ot' at me."
Lucas is an openly gay man, so it truly hurt him to have his idol disrespect him so. In retaliation, he threw shade right back in the heat of the moment:
"I walked over to where Chris was getting in the elevator and called him a wife beater and asked him if he was going to beat Rihanna again. Chris said, 'I beat p***y' and then his bodyguard tried to scare me by saying, 'And I beat men.'"
Classy, all around.
We'd wonder how Rihanna feels about all of this, but let's be honest: she's forgiven him for worse. If this happened, shame on you Chris!

 

[Trigger]

I find it funny that I am getting Chubbytina Muffintoplera ads about ending World Hunger.

So I'm not the only one? lol

 

[Artemisia]

Where is that from?

 

[Kyon]

Well...

Britney's album releases from 2000 to 2009

1. Oops!... I did it again
2. Britney
3. In the zone
4. Greatest hits: My prerogative
5. B in the mix: The remixes
6. Blackout
7. Circus
8. The singles collection


Beys album releases from that same era

1. Dangerously in love
2. B'Day
3. I am... Sasha Fierce

8 albums vs 3.

And Bey is STILL the best selling record artist overall.

Poordat

She isn't tho. Britney sold more records. It doesn't add up. Bey is ONE of the best selling artists of the decade. But she isn't THE best selling artists of the decade.


EDIT: That story is as fake as Chris "stealing" a cell phone from a girl whom which confessed it was false. You all believed it too. It doesn't add up. How do you bump into Chris and have his album on you?????????

 

[Koodo]

I'm trying to feel sympathy for someone who made the conscious decision to worship Bruises despite the AMPLE EVIDENCE at hand (and shitty music and hideous visage), but I can't.

But bless ha for giving us more details to add to Bruiser's dossier, even if we already know enough to assess that Bruiser is a piece of SHIT.


Edit: waiT, the original source is PEREZ HILTON?

 

[Trigger]

How do you bump into Chris and have his album on you?????????

He's a huge stan.

 

[Leona Lewis]

Where is that from?

Mother 3.

It's an outstanding mascot for the mountain of struggles our faves are currently facing.

I heard Mary J. Blige on the radio today, dem A cup notes

 

[Kyon]

Found the source. It's Pigrez.

Hang it up

He's a huge stan.

Sis this is yet another fabricated story. Shitrez stays trying to get hits. He's the only source reporting this

 

[Artemisia]

Mother 3.

It's an outstanding mascot for the mountain of struggles our faves are currently facing.

I heard Mary J. Blige on the radio today, dem A cup notes

girl I know what mother 3 an negative man are

I was asking for the article source

 

[royalan]

Found the source. It's Pigrez.

Hang it up



Sis this is yet another fabricated story. Shitrez stays trying to get hits. He's the only source reporting this

Waiting for that blog to flop, tbh...

 

[Koodo]

Waiting for that blog to flop, tbh...

It already is flopping. IIRC he used to get hundreds of comments per article, and now most articles wither away with little or no comments in sight.

And his visibility in popular culture has sharply declined. GOOD RIDDANCE.

 

[Leona Lewis]

girl I know what mother 3 an negative man are

I was asking for the article source

Wow, talk about meta struggles. The mountain never ends.

 

[Majmun]

Totally forgot abot Perez Hilton eww
And I'm not exaggerating when I tell you that he has the worst and most annoying male voice I've ever heard in my entire life.

 

[DMeisterJ]

Found the source. It's Pigrez.

Hang it up

FLATSCREEN

Oops, poor me. Sorry for the false tea.

 

[Artemisia]

FLATSCREEN

Oops, poor me. Sorry for the false tea.

It's ok, sis. We all know in our hearts that something not very different would have occurred.

 

[twobear]

I put together this gif real quick in honor of RED's ridiculous slayage, and dedicated it to Artemisia.

LORDT


I THINK IT'S TIME TO CLOSE POPGAF WE'VE PEAKED GERLS

 

[Kyon]

Pigrez PEAKED (ugh) when he turned on Britney during her dark days

 

[Artemisia]

LORDT


I THINK IT'S TIME TO CLOSE POPGAF WE'VE PEAKED GERLS

The other -GAFs tried tho

 

[Majmun]

Wow, totally missed botty's gif. It's amazing *.*

 

[Kyon]

Seriously. The most original and ICONIC gifs come from here

 

[twobear]

The other -GAFs tried tho

Not very hard it seems

 

[twobear]

Taylor Swift is really going in huh? Her new look is amazing. I almost started to stan her, until I heard the music.

Good for her, though.

Lordt the shade.

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

wait, i am stanning for ke$ha atm

i miss marius_

 

[Bladenic]

wait, i am stanning for ke$ha atm

i miss marius_

I'm hurt, I Stan Kesha a lot better than that wishy washy Italian wannabe and I don't even Stan her that hard (or at all by Kyon's definitions).

 

[DMeisterJ]

wait, i am stanning for ke$ha atm

i miss marius_

I miss that pretentious cunt too.