P!nk - It was cute for a while, but not here for more dollar store acrobatics.
Pitbull - He better perform "Feel This Moment." Anything else would be basic.
Christina Aguilera - Will have the performance of the night.
Carrie Underwood - Wind machine, more basic country.
Taylor Swift - Worst performance of the night, as per.
Linkin Park - Bathroom break.
Nicki Minaj - Diq break.
Ke$ha - Might be interesting if she tries to perform while wasted, as per.
The Wanted - Nobody is checking for them or their performance. This career will be a farewell to their last bit of relevance.
Kelly Clarkson - *snooze*
Pitbull - He better perform "Feel This Moment." Anything else would be basic.
Christina Aguilera - Will have the performance of the night.
Carrie Underwood - Wind machine, more basic country.
Taylor Swift - Worst performance of the night, as per.
Linkin Park - Bathroom break.
Nicki Minaj - Diq break.
Ke$ha - Might be interesting if she tries to perform while wasted, as per.
The Wanted - Nobody is checking for them or their performance. This career will be a farewell to their last bit of relevance.
Kelly Clarkson - *snooze*