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[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I feel kinda bad for P!nk because she does better at touring, single sales and album sales than all the other girls yet no one manages to remember her to mention these facts.

kiii

I might bother if she hadn't made that absolute piece of trash with that terrible lead singer from fun.

Some of her older singles definitely slay, but the ones from her current album don't do much for me tbh

 

[DMeisterJ]

I feel kinda bad for P!nk because she does better at touring, single sales and album sales than all the other girls yet no one manages to remember her to mention these facts.

kiii

sdddddd I knew I was forgetting someone in my comparison, but I couldn't remember what other girl was doing something ATM. She is forgettable. JGMAR slays my existence tho. So she's slaying a bit to me.

 

[cory64]

Has anyone else shown as much consistency as Taylor?

Avril.

 

[Mau ®]

Has anyone else shown as much consistency as Taylor?

4: 310,000
Unapologetic: 238,000
Prism: 286,000
ARTPOP: 260,000?
Warrior: 85,000
Total: 1,179,000

Red: 1,208,000

#Oop

 

[You Know Nothing]

I'm crying at Warrior's opening number. I never realized just how bad it was.

SJKHFAKSJHJGJASFLJASFJ

 

[botty]

Has anyone else shown as much consistency as Taylor?

dddd not Taylor walking better than Kate Upton.

 

[Supermanisdead]

where can i get reliable lifetime sales totals for albums? how often are they updated?

 

[Mau ®]

Ya'll rihmember that Knee song that leaked from Indie Jean called "Passenger"?

Turns out it was written by Katy Perry and Sia. Produced by Diplo.

ddddd not Britney getting Perra's leftovers for two eras now.

 

[DMeisterJ]

where can i get reliable lifetime sales totals for albums? how often are they updated?

Alicia keys still isn't platinum.

 

[Supermanisdead]

link me to the site, bitch

 

[Aguila]

Ya'll rihmember that Knee song that leaked from Indie Jean called "Passenger"?

Turns out it was written by Katy Perry and Sia. Produced by Diplo.

ddddd not Britney getting Perra's leftovers for two eras now.

passenger shits. I'm glad Britney got it because Perras voice ruins everything tbh

 

[DMeisterJ]

dddd not Taylor walking better than Kate Upton.

But not Rihanna

 

[You Know Nothing]

Even the vile scourge known as The Wanted made a song about Rih's walking ability.

Alicia keys still isn't platinum.

 

[Kyon]

Ya'll rihmember that Knee song that leaked from Indie Jean called "Passenger"?

Turns out it was written by Katy Perry and Sia. Produced by Diplo.

ddddd not Britney getting Perra's leftovers for two eras now.

Not you acting like that's a bad thing/new concept >_>

Don't forget Umbrella was a "Knee" leftover. Which it wouldn't fit her


Sisters looking out for each other even before their fated collab

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Speaking of, it's a shame Alicia has flopped so hard this era. Her older material is stuff of legends.

 

[Kyon]

Can we not talk about Whores who don't lie about their bastard children's paternal father and focus on The Lord for a second

 

[You Know Nothing]

Speaking of, it's a shame Alicia has flopped so hard this era. Her older material is stuff of legends.

A lie has been spotted. She's always been terrible.

 

[Mau ®]

Eh. I didn't like the new Alicia album. Truly forgettable.

The album that didn't deserve to flop form Ms. Keys was The Element of Freedom. Now that album SLAYED!

 

[Professor Beef]

I had a dream today during my break at work that Sony announced Bust a Groove 1 and 2 were being released on PSN. Botty and I found out at the same time, so we collabed to make the OT, and it ended up shutting down GAF because it slayed so much.

Now I'm at home, sad, because BaG 1 and 2 are still hundreds of dollars for the disc.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Can we not talk about Whores who don't lie about their bastard children's paternal father and focus on The Lord for a second

We can always talk about Taylord tbh

A lie has been spotted. She's always been terrible.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ju8Hr50Ckwk ?

 

[Styles]

Can we not talk about Whores who don't lie about their bastard children's paternal father and focus on The Lord for a second

Waiting for videos with her rocking this outfit:

She looked impeccable last night.

 

[cory64]

Fashion icon tbh

 

[You Know Nothing]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ju8Hr50Ckwk ?

Just further cements her trash status.

 

[DMeisterJ]

The lordT maybe can't walk like Rihanna, but she was looking good and sounding good during IKYWT. Shame the lineup this year is a flop aside from her, but I guess Rihanna is busy on her $100M WW tour right now.

 

[Supermanisdead]

but seriously tho. where do u guys get sales data and not just rankings.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Waiting for videos with her rocking this outfit:

She looked impeccable last night.

God, now I know why the #Fighters were so excited when they got Skinnytina back. When your fave looks flawless...there's no better feeling. :'(

Just further cements her trash status.

The only trash status that's being cemented here is the one regarding your taste

 

[DMeisterJ]

but seriously tho. where do u guys get sales data and not just rankings.

There is no site for that. @chartnews on twitter drops tea from time to time, and we get BB leaks from time to time. But Alicia isn't platinum. The last time we got a leak from @chartnews she was under 800k.

 

[cory64]

But my fave always looks flawless so we have to get excited when she looks EXTRA flawless. Janet are the only others to know that privilege. And Mariah stans, but that came to an abrupT end. Madonna was far more graceful but ha age finally caught up with ha.

 

[Dr. Malik]

It's going down, I'm yelling timber
You better move, you better dance
Let's make a night you won't remember
I'll be the one you won't forget

whoooaaaaa whoaaaoo

 

[You Know Nothing]

I could be girl
Unless you want to be man
I could be sex
Unless you want to hold hands
I could be anything
I could be everything
I could be mom
Unless you want to be dad


Poor Donatella and Fashion!

Neither come close to Government Hooker as the ultimate runway anthem.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

It's almost time, y'all

 

[tali'zorah84]

It's almost time, y'all

I closed the tab before the video had a chance to play. Lord(e).

 

[You Know Nothing]

nawT Nicole Westbrook. Chinese Food girl and Rebecca Black >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

But do either of them use a drumstick as a microphone?

I think not.

 

[Rocket Punch]

I'm so sad Gaga is flopping.

Shocking really.

 

[You Know Nothing]

 

[Rocket Punch]

Why have the monsters forsaken their queen? She's probably in tears at this very moment.

Buy another copy for Mother Monster!!

 

[Kyon]

I'm so sad Gaga is flopping.

Shocking really.

>_>

Sis I expected a massive post clocking. I'm disappointed tbh

 

[Supermanisdead]

i'm more upset that my predictions have been wildly offbase.

 

[Rocket Punch]

>_>

Sis I expected a massive post clocking. I'm disappointed tbh

Sis, I'll just let reality do the talking. She's be taken down to size and the monsters know it. ARTPOP didn't mean much at all. Let it be known that I am merciful.

Who's the next pretender to the throne?

Would you like to try?
Give me a reason why
Give me all that you got
Maybe you’ll do fine
As long as you don’t lie to me
And pretend to be what you’re not.​

 

[3phemeral]

It's amazing how the only common thing between Rocket Punch's posts and PopGAF are Gaga and morose delectation.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Gather him.

 

[Rocket Punch]

What's even more amazing is how monsters automatically go into victim mode as soon as their fave gets called out. Like mother like daughters.

It's not as if they don't do it to other stanbases the second they get the chance. Besides as some would tell you I'm actually a Gaga

Spoiler

anti-

stan.

Go buy another copy if you're sore.

"Flop me flop me, please re-buy, dont let me be the girl under Eminem it'll make me cry... F.L.O.P"

 

[3phemeral]

What's even more amazing is how monsters automatically go into victim mode as soon as their fave gets called out. Like mother like daughters.

It's not as if they don't do it to other stanbases the second they get the chance. Besides as some would tell you I'm actually a Gaga

Spoiler

anti-

stan.

Go buy another copy if you're sore.

"Flop me flop me, please re-buy, dont let me be the girl under Eminem it'll make me cry... F.L.O.P"

Exactly who are you talking too? PopGAFers or Twitter Monsters? Cause I know it ain't the former.

 

[Nemesis_]

omg this episode was amazing of Coven.

and next week! fcensiufcf1syifbdsuibfdsfuidshbnfsduihfbnsudi

shit is going to go down.

 

[RobotChant]

Taylor rocking the union jack and reciting the Gettysburg address? Her southern stans will be so confused.

 

[twobear]

Truly the most tasteful stage decor ever assembled

Future husband tbh

 

[Kyon]

Whew

 

[Mau ®]

12. RIHANNA – The Monster f/Eminem: 77.534 (+ 4.504)

Biggest update of the day, much like the rest of it's updates since it's rihlease. The 13th #1 is coming. Be perched for it.

Also, make sure to watch What Now's video out tomorrow.

 

[Supermanisdead]

But I really, really wanna thank you
For dancing 'til the end
You found a way to break out
You're not afraid to break out
But I need to know
If the world says it's time to go
Tell me, will you freak out?

Smash, smash, bang, bang
Don't stop
Chalangalangalang
But I need to know
If the world says it's time to go
Tell me, will you break out?

Smash, smash, bang, bang
Don't stop
Chalangalangalang
Smash, smash, bang, bang
Don't stop
Chalangalangalang