EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
Im not sure Valve's pay-for-hats campaign will work as well here as it did in TF2, unless they also plan to add a lot of content to keep players busy. It works in TF2 as people are always playing. This might be multiplayer, but it encourages a different community.