I hadn't laughed like this at RLM material in a good while.
That was amazing.
Who wrote that shit?
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I hadn't laughed like this at RLM material in a good while.
That was amazing.
Who wrote that shit?
Hey what if one of the first things Palpatine did as Emperor was pass sweeping healthcare reform (commonly referred to as Palpatinecare), and the rebellion was launched in an effort to repeal Palpatinecare and free the citizens of the Empire from the tyranny of government death panels?
These fucks: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Darth_Vader's_armor
None of this is canon anymore, though it once was.
Why was it originally written though? Was it in a book?
funkystudent
Member
I lost it at budgetary restrictions.
I am sure there was a Star Wars technical manual at some point. There had to be. And a whole bunch of officially sanctioned fan fiction wankery when the EU was at its hight.
I am sure there was a Star Wars technical manual at some point. There had to be. And a whole bunch of officially sanctioned fan fiction wankery when the EU was at its hight.
Look at the references.
davepoobond
you can't put a price on sparks
only as an epilogue link to the next movie. wasn't central to anything.
i dont agree. that was just a big space ship, it wasn't shooting humongous lasers out of it
jar jar is the CG-ification of George Lucas
sad to read that mike made up the part that vader didn't take the new suit due to budgetary constraints, but i cannot believe the stuff about them cutting corners that is too funny.
Admiral Woofington
Member
Help I've fallen to the dark side and I can't get up
DrForester
Kills Photobucket
Final Trailer for Space Cop...
...even though it's supposedly done...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjjiE0OD4K0
hack frauds...
...even though it's supposedly done...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjjiE0OD4K0
hack frauds...
brotkasten
Member
Space Cop Final Trailer
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UjjiE0OD4K0
E: beaten like a hack fraud!
It looks actually pretty impressive. Almost like they had more than a 1k budget to work with.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UjjiE0OD4K0
E: beaten like a hack fraud!
It looks actually pretty impressive. Almost like they had more than a 1k budget to work with.
trab pu kcip
Member
just watched it. I feel like an ice cream truck driver who has eaten himself out of business.
brotkasten
Member
Old (first?) trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSjRlhGezTA
New trailer
I wonder when it changed from "A Mike Stoklasa Film" to "A Film by Jay Baumann and Mike Stoklasa".
Also from the old trailer
So I'm not getting my hopes up.
I hope they have a 10 hour making of that details the production over the years.
I thought Mike did a different and better voice in the old trailer.
New trailer
I wonder when it changed from "A Mike Stoklasa Film" to "A Film by Jay Baumann and Mike Stoklasa".
Also from the old trailer
So I'm not getting my hopes up.
I hope they have a 10 hour making of that details the production over the years.
I thought Mike did a different and better voice in the old trailer.
Freeza Under The Shower
Member
maybe they're trying to incite a rebellion among Jay's fans versus Mike's fans. That, or Mike is socially awkward and doesn't know when to credit people. To be fair of why I would say that: he is a Star Trek AND Star Wars nerd, which is like S+ level of nerdhood.
"Edited by Jay Bauman"
If Jessi wanted it to say "A Jessi Nakles Film", "Written and Directed by Jessi Nakles", "Starring Jessi Nakles and Rich Evans", then she shouldn't have let Mike and Jay near her computer.
davepoobond
you can't put a price on sparks
looks great. i still love the "My dead wife from the future... Who isn't born yet. This is my most prized possession"
firehawk12
Subete no aware
They should credit George Lucas just for shiggles.
Admiral Woofington
Member
My memory is fuzzy, because Mike looks skinnier in the second trailer
Grinchy
Banned
They got better at CG, so now all of the Mike stuff is being done with it. They figured they could shave a few pounds off of his character to get the ladies into the theaters. Sex sells.
Admiral Woofington
Member
when will they insert Hayden Christensen?
Gabriel_Logan
Member
Just finished Endurance by Alfred Lansing the book that Mike recommended on the Everest Half in the Bag. Really was one of the best books I've ever read.
Dick Justice
Banned
I think the voice kinda suits the old-fashioned, 1930s detective archetype they're going for (specifically the lady clams part). But I can see why people would find it grating considering he uses it a lot in RLM's stuff.
As soon as they manage to convince him to come into the studio for an unrelated costume test.
Hopefully this time, someone tells him not to make a creepy stare towards that camera over there that is totally not running (wink wink).
Trade Federation ship was sort of a Death Star, though. Looked like one.
Is it odd that I'm a huge fan of the Plinkett reviews but I absolutely hate Star Wars/Star Trek/Indiana Jones?
I never liked those franchises as a kid and still don't like them. I am a fan of James Cameron but I've never seen Titanic and I've only seen Avatar once (and had a decent excuse to do so).
I actually did watch Baby's Day Out on one of the movie channels back in the day. I remember very little about it and don't remember laughing.
Probably not going to happen, but I'd love to see a Plinkett review of Alien Resurrection or even Prometheus.
I never liked those franchises as a kid and still don't like them. I am a fan of James Cameron but I've never seen Titanic and I've only seen Avatar once (and had a decent excuse to do so).
I actually did watch Baby's Day Out on one of the movie channels back in the day. I remember very little about it and don't remember laughing.
Probably not going to happen, but I'd love to see a Plinkett review of Alien Resurrection or even Prometheus.
ultracal31
You don't get to bring friends.
I don't think it's odd, I see it as even if you don't like those movies you listed the problems he talks about can be applied to other movies.
Plus I find the reviews great for background noise whenever I work on something
Admiral Woofington
Member
Giving them 'fuck me' eyes.
BassForever
Member
But the new star wars movie is the old star wars movie Kappa
Godzilla's Left Toe
Member
It was a control ship that control droids it didn't shoot one super fucking laser
brotkasten
Member
Same with the hot dog joke, which carried over.
maybe they're trying to incite a rebellion among Jay's fans versus Mike's fans. That, or Mike is socially awkward and doesn't know when to credit people. To be fair of why I would say that: he is a Star Trek AND Star Wars nerd, which is like S+ level of nerdhood.
I'm simply going to assume that Jay is taking advantage of the constantly drunk Mike and is slowly taking over RLM. Jessie started to notice it, but Jay used Drunk Mike to push her out of RLM, which is why she's not around anymore.
At least that's how it plays out in my elaborate RLM fanfiction.
I'm simply going to assume that Jay is taking advantage of the constantly drunk Mike and is slowly taking over RLM. Jessie started to notice it, but Jay used Drunk Mike to push her out of RLM, which is why she's not around anymore.
At least that's how it plays out in my elaborate RLM fanfiction.
In this scenario is Rich Evans playing the role of Eowyn?
Grinchy
Banned
I see him as more of a Gimli.
davepoobond
you can't put a price on sparks
then why did she have a coke nail? what other use is there for a coke nail other than to pick your boogers?
Like she honestly remembers lol.
brianmcdoogle
Member
As a child (yes, a child, the age appropriate for this garbage) I had the Star Wars galactic encyclopedia that I read often, learned of Luuke and other stupid things, and I had forgotten a lot of it until this stupid video, where I saw BBY and ABY and immediately realized "Before Battle of Yavin" and "After Battle of Yavin" and I felt like a nerd.... and then I realized I don't really care about Star Wars anymore, and I felt better.
Weird how things can stir up memories twenty years in the past.
Weird how things can stir up memories twenty years in the past.