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[Karma Jawa]

People aren't into Mack? Huh. I think he's a natural fit for the show.

The other guy he brings along is a chocolate teapot, though.

I’ve not been a huge fan of his more recent appearances. Quite liked him when he was the VHS inspector, and thought he was great when hosting his own podcast show with Mike, Jay, and Rich as guests.

I wouldn’t avoid an episode just because he’s in it.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

I really really like Macauly on RLM.
He always comes across as humble, sincere and with a lot of respect for the show..

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

The fellas talk about the last two weeks of Picard

 

[#Phonepunk#]

so glad to listen to this. i wrote off the show after hearing about all the graphic violence.

is it true about the eye ball ripping being a political motivated act of pretend violence? they said the actor got in trouble for posting online or something, and there was a petition against him. if so then fuck that.

all in all, it sounds horrible. "7 of 9's journey towards becoming human ending in her as a murderous psychopath" and ninja beheading people outside of the racist bar LOL sounds like trash. thank God for RLM.

 

[Rentahamster]

"Maybe Macauly Culkin will"

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

MIKE WAS WRONG (about Palpatine being a clone)

 

[Darkmakaimura]

MIKE WAS WRONG (about Palpatine being a clone)

Tbh I liked Mike's theory better. Wish they went that route.

 

[Darkmakaimura]

Just watched all their Picard reviews last night.

Spoiler: Picard Spoilers mentioned in RLM

Wow, so horror movie tropes of decapitating heads and sliding off the body and Eli Roth levels of eye-gouging scenes is where Star Trek is at now, eh?

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

The boys are back with another installment of Best of the Worst!



Showdown
Robot in the Family
Bloodz be Wolvez

“He’s got a bazooka, too”
“Why does everyone have a bazooka?”

 

[Revolutionary]

Disappointed they didn't get to watch the Harry Potter knockoff. Was hoping it would be incredibly bad. But man, Robot in the Family is something else. I really do wonder wtf accent Joe Pantoliano was going for

Edit: Someone uploaded the entirety of Max Magician and the Legend of the Rings on YT
Only watched the first 5 minutes and I'm getting some serious Troll 2 vibes.
Edit2: I watched the whole thing. It was low budget crap but I can't fault it for having heart.

 

[kingbean]

Haven't finished the newest BOTW but it makes me want to go back and watch the episodes I've missed. I've not seen any of the other movies by that asian fella.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

I could listen to these guys talk about shitty movies all day. If I wasn't at work I would lol

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Drama?

 

[#Phonepunk#]

Robot in the Family LOL what a gem

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Half in the Bag: Blumhouse’s Dirty Little Secret

(apparently a bunch of crap on Hulu filmed at the same location?)

 

[rubik's dude]

Holy shit, they actually did a skit this episode. Feels like it's been forever since that's happened on HitB. I love it.

 

[Revolutionary]

Mike and Rich are back at it to talk about Picard

 

[bender]

I'm starting to feel bad for Rich. lol

 

[GreyHorace]

Mike and Rich are back at it to talk about Picard

Mike: Can we do this like Jeopardy? Who is Alex Kurtzmann?
Rich: Uh... What is a moron?

That sums up my thoughts about their discussion. You know a scifi series is fucked when it rips off Mass Effect 3 for a plot. And not just the plot, the series feels like a Mass Effect tv show that Alex Kurtzmann wanted to make in place of Star Trek with all the violence and swearing. Not to mention the humor, and even the fucking characters. Rios has traces of Jeff "Joker" Moreau in him and Elnor is a male Samara.

 

[#Phonepunk#]

good stuff. im glad they are watching this so i don't have to.

 

[GreyHorace]

good stuff. im glad they are watching this so i don't have to.

I haven't watched Discovery either because their reviews of it were hilarious. They really couldn't stop talking about how awful it was.

To be fair though, I am watching Picard and it's doubly hilarious watching Mike and Rich's review of the series.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

The first minute of this Picard review might have given me Digital CV

 

[Javthusiast]

Thankfully Rich is immune against corona. His crippling diabetes will prevent any virus from doing harm to his body.

 

[Karma Jawa]

Thankfully Rich is immune against corona. His crippling diabetes will prevent any virus from doing harm to his body.

His laugh alone is said to kill corona from 100 paces.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

His laugh alone is said to kill corona from 100 paces.

No joke, I was listening to the new Picard review on my phone, speakers on max because I was moving around the living room, and Rich’s voice is so piercing that after one of his fits my upstairs neighbor banged on the floor for me to turn it down

 

[Karma Jawa]

No joke, I was listening to the new Picard episode on my phone, speakers on max because I was moving around the living room, and Rich’s voice is so piercing that after one of his fits my upstairs neighbor banged on the floor for me to turn it down

I love Rich, but it’s probably the most annoying laugh ever concocted in Hell.

 

[Javthusiast]

I love Rich, but it’s probably the most annoying laugh ever concocted in Hell.

You've done it now. He has a particular set of skills, he WILL find you and he will laugh in your face.

 

[kurisu_1974]

Haha my wife always has a snarky comment ready when Rich's piercing laugh reaches the room she's in.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

it’s probably the most annoying laugh ever concocted in Hell.

Sounds like a dying bird

 

[Javthusiast]

Sounds like a dying bird

How dare you. His laugh is majestic freedom.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

How dare you. His laugh is majestic freedom.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Ohhhhh SHIT

It’s time for another re:View, this time it’s CABIN FEVER

 

[rofif]

Ohhhhh SHIT

It’s time for another re:View, this time it’s CABIN FEVER

Wow I just remember gore from this move and there is so much other crap

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Ohhhhh SHIT

It’s time for another re:View, this time it’s CABIN FEVER

I never saw Cabin Fever. Kinda glad. Looks pretty crap.

 

[lifa-cobex]

 

[lifa-cobex]

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

 

[Rentahamster]

That... was very odd.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Ohhhhhhhhh shhhhhhhiiittt

The fellas are BACK at it again!

Half in the Bag: Verotika




a little while back, Stuckmann did a hilariocity review of this gem





So it’s made by Danzig, based on erotic horror comics, using porn stars?

 

[Space Runaway]

It's nice to see Mike and I share the same package opening technique.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

This might be one of the funniest episodes I can rememeber. I’m legit laughing out loud

 

[Revolutionary]

I watched maybe 10 minutes of Verotika last month and had to shut it off. I was expecting it to show up on Best of the Worst some day, but I'll gladly take an hour-long HitB!

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Holy shit. "Her boob eyes cry" is a series of words I'd never thought I'd hear put together lol

 

[Karma Jawa]

Possibly the funniest opening minutes to any of their episodes.

 

[Plague Doctor]

Finish the Fight, dammit. Plinkett's Rise of the Skywalker, you cowards!

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Here we are again?

re:View - Freaked



I’ve honestly never heard of this

 

[obin_gam]

Here we are again?

re:View - Freaked



I’ve honestly never heard of this

With only the name known, may I guess this is either a Carrot Top, Pauly Shore or both stint?

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

With only the name known, may I guess this is either a Carrot Top, Pauly Shore or both stint?

Dude from Bill and Ted who isn’t Keanu Reeves

 

[OmegaSupreme]

They're going to make us wait on those final three Picard episodes aren't they?

 

[MetalAlien]

Here we are again?

re:View - Freaked



I’ve honestly never heard of this

Loved it back in the day and it's free on youtube (for now) for anyone who wants to watch.