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[Verendus]

Just a samoan boy
Born and raised in west Pensacola
He took the rocket train goin' anywhere

A wrestler in a smoky room
A smell of weed and cheap PEDs
One will win, all others will lose
Oh, the push never ends
It goes on and on and on and on

Don't stop balee'in
Hold on to that feelin'
Royal Rumble people

Don't stop balee'in
Hold on to that feelin'
Wrestlemania people
Don't stop!

 

[The Silver]

Can't wait for Maven to finally return and eliminate Reigns with what will be known as the Dropkick that saved Mania

 

[Pavaloo]

honestly if rocky entered

i wouldn't want him to lose

 

[Mahonay]

For some reason I always assumed wrestlers have private jets taking them around.

Like 3 or 4 years ago I was on the same plane with Mark Henry. He was in coach with the rest of us, way in the back. I felt bad for him.

 

[Linkified]

This is a natural result of linking the RR to Wrestlemania though.

Well without the WM stipulation its another PPV without any meaning.

 

[Arrowgigantic]

Imagine that Rock comes out #27.

Now imagine the buzzer for #28 is followed by breaking glass.

Probably everyone would die.

 

[bean breath]

Imagine that Rock comes out #27.

Now imagine the buzzer for #28 is followed by breaking glass.

Probably everyone would die.

Imagine if Roman Reigns is first and he eliminates each entrant well before the countdown starts so that the majority of the Rumble is just Roman standing in the ring and waiting.

 

[Son Of D]

I'm guessing the obligatory Kofi spot will involve New Day.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Imagine if Roman Reigns is first and he eliminates each entrant well before the countdown starts so that the majority of the Rumble is just Roman standing in the ring and waiting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLBrteWONuo

 

[zomaha]

i'm going to be about 30 min late, what's the first match supposed to be?

 

[Dick Justice]

You forgot one.

 

[ggnoobIGN]

i'm going to be about 30 min late, what's the first match supposed to be?

Probably the tag Champs match. I'd guess:


-preshow match
1. Tag Champs match
2. Divas crap
3. Triple threat
4. Nao/ascension
5. Rumble

 

[Macho Madness]

You forgot one.

and another

 

[Rawr Its Ry]

resubbed to the network after like half a year, cant wait for the rumble!

 

[Verendus]

and another

This is just Brotista elevating someone to new heights. I don't understand why this is a bad thing. Obviously being a B+ player, Bryan dropped that ball into the Grand Canyon but it doesn't ruin Brotista's kindheartedness.

Balee dat.

 

[thequestion]

Looking forward to Kane eliminating DBrian like Hogan/Sid Vicious from RR 1992. That, and all the Batista Bombs!

fuck you, Vince.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

For the love of gawd someone cut that tape worm out of his bicep.

 

[RP912]

resubbed to the network after like half a year, cant wait for the rumble!

The champion we need right now...

 

[Jimmy King]

So many last minute rumors that point to this being a shit show.

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Is there an advantage between the 360 and PS3 as far as the network goes or are they the same quality-wise?

 

[Thorakai]

If Rock comes out it has to be #1 or #2

We need time to bask in the glory of his entrance

 

[hitme]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_rsB0biN9M

Roman ignoring the fans earlier today.

Someone's in a bad mood.

 

[Chie Satonaka]

So many last minute rumors that point to this being a shit show.

Oh, I have no doubt.

But even when I'm not watching, I always the Rumble and Mania. It's a tradition that's recently been shared with tears.

 

[StoopKid]

Plz let the rock win.

I want meltdowns!

 

[Jimmy King]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_rsB0biN9M

Roman ignoring the fans earlier today.

Someone's in a bad mood.

great video

 

[JesseEwiak]

That has more to do with their shitty US tv deal.

Which should have cost Step McMahon her job considering its believed she was the one leading negotiations

Um, no she wasn't. Neither she nor Triple H were involved in the TV negotiations. It was largely Barrios and other person leading those negotiations.

 

[Anth0ny]

if rock wins that would be the best possible outcome

fuck all these millennials attitude era fo lyfe

 

[Deadly Joker]

Let's have 40+ year old part-time wrestlers win the Rumble in back to back years!

What a great way to push new talent.

 

[StoopKid]

if rock wins that would be the best possible outcome

fuck all these millennials attitude era fo lyfe

My man!

Here comes the push new talent excuse.

Rock plz win!

 

[Mahonay]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_rsB0biN9M

Roman ignoring the fans earlier today.

Someone's in a bad mood.

He's running through the promo in his head where they have him quoting Porky Pig.

 

[Angry Grimace]

Let's have 40+ year old part-time wrestlers win the Rumble in back to back years!

What a great way to push new talent.

The only win scenario is letting Bryan win, apparently.

 

[Hasney]

Plz let the rock win.

I want meltdowns!

You won't get any. At most, you'll get a shrug of disinterest.

The only win scenario is letting Bryan win, apparently.

They've backed themselves into a corner. He's the only guy with any realistic shot that can actually put on a good match while being alot more competent on the mic since his return... Or just looks better compared to Storytime With Roman.

 

[Macho Madness]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_rsB0biN9M

Roman ignoring the fans earlier today.

Someone's in a bad mood.

This would explain some things.

 

[Bowser]

Rock winning would be better than Reigns winning, so meh.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Undertaker collapses the ring leading to a 5 way tie between Reigns, Bryan, The Rock, Big Show, and Hornswoggle.

Someone's getting rich tonight!

 

[Nocturnowl]

fuck all these millennials attitude era fo lyfe

Indeed, in 2015 it's finally time for the stars of the AE to shine.

 

[Hasney]

Undertaker collapses the ring leading to a 5 way tie between Reigns, Bryan, The Rock, Big Show, and Hornswoggle.

Someone's getting rich tonight!

They should rip off Austins fake win I think as it did wonders for him. Have him be eliminated while the refs are distracted then come back in and eliminate Rock, Bryan and Ambrose setting up a 4-way at the Feb PPV.

I think a good solo heel run could do wonders for Reigns.

 

[Y2Kev]

batista gifs

Yeah, it was amazing when he looked like that. Now he looks like a hamburger.

 

[Macho Madness]

Damn you BatistaGAF

https://twitter.com/DolphinsReddit/status/427603616237498369

 

[Verendus]

Let's have 40+ year old part-time wrestlers win the Rumble in back to back years!

What a great way to push new talent.

I don't know. BatistaGAF has been crying for a while about Reigns winning over Bryan, so I don't think this argument holds much water really. People just want people they like to win, and that's what it boils down to. That's normal.

It's The Rock's time. It's always The Rock's time.

Balee dat.

 

[real_slime]

it'd be nice if a non-white guy could be a title player

 

[Macho Madness]

it'd be nice if a non-white guy could be a title player

Seth Rollins.

 

[Deadly Joker]

I don't know. BatistaGAF has been crying for a while about Reigns winning over Bryan, so I don't think this argument holds much water really. People just want people they like to win, and that's what it boils down to. That's normal.

It's The Rock's time. It's always The Rock's time.

Balee dat.

I'd rather Reigns win over The Rock. And I'm not even a huge Reigns fan.

The Rock's past returns have been shit.

 

[Jimmy King]

it'd be nice if a non-white guy could be a title player

 

[A Pretty Panda]

Rock vs. Cena Thrice in a Life Time

 

[Razorskin]

Ah, good old Black Irish.

 

[Verendus]

Yeah, it was amazing when he looked like that. Now he looks like a hamburger.

 

[Raw64life]

Brock retains. Batista #29. Rock #30. Goldberg distracts Batista resulting in Rock winning.

WM 31

Brock vs. Rock
Batista vs. Goldberg
Sting vs. HHH
Undertaker vs. Hogan
Cena vs. Rusev

Bryan, Rollins, Wyatt, Ambrose, etc. all in the battle royal.

 

[Jimmy King]

Change Rusev with Iron Sheik and I think we got ourselves a winner.

 

[StoopKid]

Rock vs. Cena Thrice in a Life Time

Cena better put over the great one.