http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWQfBjKYmFc
Okay, please explain to me. I get the reference to dating shows like "I love New York", I get that the Puerto Rican Thunder God line could be funny to somebody, I guess.
But everything else feels like serious talk. No puns, no jokes. I mean, you could argue that it's supposed to be an in-joke about how video game stories suck, but then you should make it so bad it's good again. Performance and writing (besides the dating show excursion) could be from a random game with romancing options. I fail to see the joke, the cleverness, or anything. It's just like a dialog from Mass Effect. Which is not funny, just sad.