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Samuel L. Jackson Lends His Voice to Amazon’s Alexa

Samuel L. Jackson inked a deal with Amazon to provide first celebrity voice option for Alexa, its cloud-based digital assistant.

variety.com

Day one. Available in explicit and clean versions

 

[Musky_Cheese]

99 cents is a steal. Sign me up

 

[Tesseract]

 

[DetectiveBananas]

Some customers are going to be hearing the phrase “Mother F###er!” A lot....

 

[DetectiveBananas]

If they had a Dave Chappelle version I might consider it.

 

[triplestation]

Doc, place an order 11 lbs of protein from Amazon

Doc: "ya yaya ya ya yayaya"

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Why would you want to hear a man call you a bitch?

 

[Tesseract]

Why would you want to hear a man call you a bitch?

because you deserve it

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

blacked!

 

[LOLCats]

this is going to be awesome:

playing smooth jazz radio on pandora...

Spoiler

motherfucker

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

this is going to be awesome:

playing smooth jazz radio on pandora...

Spoiler

motherfucker

 

[-BLITZ-]

Officer Tenpenny included ? Mmmm, I would love to hear some quotes from him or new lines

 

[brap]

Why would you want to hear a man call you a bitch?

Because I hate being a white male.

 

[KingGhidorah]

If no mothafucka, then it’s a no buy

 

[Robot Carnival]

"Alexa, what is..."

"say what again! I dare you! I double dare you mother fucker! say what one more god damn time!"

"never mind."

or

"Alexa, how do you feel about snakes on planes?"

 

[Rock And Roll]

Samuel, play Despacito

 

[bitbydeath]

Oh, I thought this would be a replacement voice. Asking Alexa a few questions about him isn’t as fun.

 

[Gargus]

 

[Myths]

“ALEXA, PLAY...”


PLAY IT ONE MO GOD DAMN TIME, I DARE YA

 

[LOLCats]

Alexa what time is it?

Spoiler

Time to get a watch mother fucka'

 

[Birdo]

Alexa. Say the N word.

 

[Mista]

Alexa play 2pac

Bitch I dare you to say it one more time motherfucker!