Some Impact comments:
That was a really awkward moment in the opening segment when Jeff's music came on while Bully Ray was in mid sentence. So he just stopped and left while everyone seemed really confused.
Holy shit, Kaz's stubble is ridiculous. I can't tell if it looks like it is painted on, dirt, or if he's a Dick Tracy villain. Hogan was tremendous in that segment. Especially mentioning the protein in the bottom drawer. Of COURSE Hulk Hogan would keep protein in his desk. Still hate Kaz and everything about him. I haven't enjoyed him in anything since his original match with AJ in Nashville. The one where AJ hit the GANSOCLASH. I think Sir Oliver Humperdink Jr. was in the front row of the Impact Zone. He was wearing what looked to be a Pee-Wee Herman suit t-shirt. Next to old man Stan Hansen and ECW Long Hair Fan's cousin. Also, I hate the stupid glove thing AJ does now. It's dumb when football players do it. It's dumber when AJ does it. It doesn't look cool at all.
I really, desperately hope Abyss never returns. Joseph Park, Esq is the best. Kay Fab!
Jeff Hardy should never be allowed to speak.
I really thought Chavo's sure said Dudebro at first.
Every time I see Christie or other KO photo shoot pictures, I wonder how weird it must be to be a professional hot girl. You get paid for being hot and staying hot. So strange.
The gut check guy probably picked the wrong company to try out for if he wants to walk out in front of 20 or 30 thousand people.
Tara has to stop with the horse hair. It's so gross and weird and always falls out during matches. I'm also really surprised she didn't go by Toria or Torri when she started with TNA. I don't know why I never thought about that before. Also, she shouldn't be allowed to speak, either. You'd think after 10 years of being one of the most prominent female wrestlers in America, she'd be a bit better at public speaking. She's like a 5th grader having to read a DARE speech or something.
TNA has the weirdest brain trust. Dixie Carter, Hulk and Brook Hogan, Brother Love, Al Snow, D'Lo Brown, and Sting whenever he's around. Apparently D'Lo in inhabited my multiple spirits when he speaks. And Dixie. What the fuck was the dramatic head shots with jail cell slamming sound effects in the middle of that? That was bizarre. But still, Hulk Hogan and two career mid carders are running TNA? And when did Hulk and Brother Love make up? I don't buy that shit for a second. After all the shit Brother Love pulled? Come on. I also find it really weird that Al Snow wears cowboy boots for some reason. But I also find the fact that TNA thinks anyone wants to see 50 year old Al Snow wrestle next week, which I don't believe was mentioned on this episode at all. Or was his match with Joey Ryan supposed to happen this week and they just spaced it? Maybe Joey Ryan is part of A8 and that's how he's been getting into the building for weeks.
I think the leader is one Mr. Irish Pat Kenney, jealous that D'Lo and Al Snow get more screen time than him.
