well, when you put it that way... feels like it's here already
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Shirtless FF League : Shirts are for squares.
- Thread starter Dutch Gronk
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The Frankman
Banned
All I'm saying is if you guys do a money league, I will join and win this league like like Eli did when he ripped the Patriots a new one. TWICE. No way am I letting Ubertag have it easy.
Dutch Gronk
Banned
I would never put my shirt on, mainly because the Shirtless League will always remain free. Like America.
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Didn't you see the 'No girls/ Giants fans' sign at the Shirtless treehouse?
The Frankman
Banned
But there are no Giants fans here. So one is allowed.
Also aren't you a girl? You like Tom Brady after all.
I've been more lucky than good. I could easily see my team shit the bed this week.
Are we doing a money league next year?
You can count me in for next year. I have a 2nd place ribbon to defend!
ActStriker
Member
Didn't this league start out as people who didn't want to do a money league?
Dutch Gronk
Banned
100K fine, I don't care that you're not actually playing in our league.
BITCH
Your dear Commish also known as me said:
Dutch Gronk
Banned
I didn't even need to click that shit to know what it was. I hate you.
I'd prefer a non-money league myself, but if it's cheap I'll still play.
The Frankman
Banned
Just so you know, us in the Economy league are going to try and continue it next year, it's be like 10-20 dollars.
UberTag
Member
I rather like the idea of this league staying free with no cash involved. You've got a great group of guys here reveling in trash talk, ripping on one another and friendly banter. Turn this into a money league and we'll just wind up with a bunch of guys acting serious (or, worse yet, not posting on GAF at all) where I dominate the thread discussion. We've already got a league for that.
The Frankman
Banned
Money isn't the reason. It's because everyone here is either a Pats fan or a Tebow fan... nobody likes either!
UberTag
Member
Seeing how I'm a Bills fan, they're going to LOVE having me on board for Shirtless conquest next season.Money isn't the reason. It's because everyone here is either a Pats fan or a Tebow fan... nobody likes either!
ActStriker
Member
We need to have a full on Inaugural Shirtless Super Bowl breakdown. Maybe even a media day
Money isn't the reason. It's because everyone here is either a Pats fan or a Tebow fan... nobody likes either!
You're on the Island of Misfit Toys. Talk like this will get you shanked!
The Frankman
Banned
You ever see an Abominable Snoman with 5 pounds of cocaine bagged in his stomach freak out?
You ain't even about dat life doe.
Klondike Cornelius, is going to come with the dogs and the pickaxe.
Dutch Gronk
Banned
Shit, we don't have a Shirtless Half time show either!
I'm willing to Co-Commish when you are offline, Dutch. Other than that, my team spot is free. Only request: No Jets fan may take it
.Edit: And great games, everyone. This is a fun league. My nips are hard from not wearing a shirt all the time.
I think I should get automatic entry in to Season 2 seeing as I'm part of the International Series.
Shirtless FF League Season 2 |OT| Don't Draft A Cowboy If You Want To Make The Playoffs
Shirtless FF League Season 2 |OT| Don't Draft A Cowboy If You Want To Make The Playoffs
Dutch Gronk
Banned
I'm willing to Co-Commish when you are offline, Dutch. Other than that, my team spot is free. Only request: No Jets fan may take it
Edit: And great games, everyone. This is a fun league. My nips are hard from not wearing a shirt all the time.
As long as you have known me, have I ever come across to you as a guy who shares his power?
When the time actually comes and we start our second season, I'll look into it, besides the draft though, being a commish hasn't been all that demanding. Just don't think you're getting a cut of the fine money, I have a mouth to feed!
BlackGhost
Banned
I vote Ceel-lo "the man" Brown. Or if possible a Emma Stone/Brie mud wrestling match
ActStriker
Member
yes plz
Dutch Gronk
Banned
Who's Cee-Lo Brown? Is that like the bad version of Cee-Lo Green? I kinda like the idea of a Shirtless Cee-Lo repeatedly screaming 'DO YOU LOVE FOOTBALL' at me.
Decisions, decisions.
You are just afraid because I would introduce a -50 points penalty to all Patriots fans in the league and ban Gronk for two FF seasons for performance-enhancing STDs.
BlackGhost
Banned
Racist
Dutch Gronk
Banned
I fear nothing but life itself, possesed children and clowns, not even death.
YOU STARTED IT!
Also I'm happy to report our total of Browns fans will grow with a whopping 100%! With the addition of everybody's favorite puddy cat, Kave_Man! I can't wait for the 'you'retellingmethereisachance.jpg-cryingmeangirl.gif-happyblackkid'sbirthday.gif posts!
Also,
Jason La Confituur said:
1. Dutch Goddell - My revenge will be Gronktastic
2. Ubertag - His title to lose already.
3. Actstriker - Shirtless Giant
4. Chan - No shirt, no pants.
5. Blackghost - Revenge is his middle name.
6. Greg - Will not trade away AP this season.
7. Godslay - More lucky than good.
8. Kave_Man - Will he add another team to his shame circle?
9. Milchjon - Fantasy Football War II
10. Snes - I hope you people are ready for another year of disappointment.
11. Wes - Cowboys fan.
ActStriker
Member
So we're at 10 now? Is snes coming back?
Dutch Gronk
Banned
Added him to the list. Haven't had a confirmation, but I think he's game.
ActStriker
Member
You forgot the Englishman
Dutch Gronk
Banned
Wes is joining again? I'll add his as well.
ActStriker
Member
Dutch Gronk
Banned
Defeat me and you're out the following year.
Also, I'm dumb, we already had 14 teams. So we might have to expand to 16 teams. But that would mean not everybody would play everybody at least once.
BlackGhost
Banned
Dammit more competion to draft TRich. I still haven't forgiven Wes
Dutch Gronk
Banned
Oh you want Trich huh? Like how I wanted Gronk this year? Interesting.
ActStriker
Member
2012 Shirtless:
1. BlackGhost - returning
2. Greg - returning
3. Wrayfield - retiring
4. Dutch Goodell - returning
5. ActStriker - returning
6. Godslay - returning
7. Wes - returning
8. Milchjon - returning
9. BaltimoreLarry - ?
10. TheFatOne - ?
11. Chan - returning
12. Fox - ?
13. snes - returning?
14. Sanjuro - ?
1. BlackGhost - returning
2. Greg - returning
3. Wrayfield - retiring
4. Dutch Goodell - returning
5. ActStriker - returning
6. Godslay - returning
7. Wes - returning
8. Milchjon - returning
9. BaltimoreLarry - ?
10. TheFatOne - ?
11. Chan - returning
12. Fox - ?
13. snes - returning?
14. Sanjuro - ?
BlackGhost
Banned
We've been through this a million times, this all started when Wes The great Criminal of 2012 stole Trich. It just set of a necessary chain reaction of evils I had to commit. First with you, then Snes and so on. DONT CROSS ME NEXT SEASON!!!
ActStriker
Member
How's winning the Week 15 Hunger Foul?
BlackGhost
Banned
Lol I didn't even check it yet, been to ashamed of my teams performance in the game. What was it?
What's really crazy is I only lost by 20 considering how bad my team played.
ActStriker
Member
NFL said:
Although I just checked and I still beat your best lineup.
I have like 50 points on my bench between Pitta, Cecil Shorts and TY Hilton :jnc
BlackGhost
Banned
Yeah I figured I wasn't going to beat you anyway.
My team missed McGahee and Gronk, also all my Fraud ass Qbs don't help.
Dutch Gronk
Banned
I think my main problem was that of my first 4 picks only my 3rd rounder, Peyton, has consistently started for me throughout the season.
UberTag
Member
Nabbing waiver pickups is often all about luck and timing so draft day investment is absolutely paramount.
My No Quitters 4 draft this year:
QB - Matt Ryan, Russell Wilson
RB - Doug Martin, CJ Spiller, Darren Sproles, Kendall Hunter
WR - Randall Cobb, Steve Smith, Miles Austin, Kenny Britt, Brandon Tate
TE - Kyle Rudolph
D/ST - Buffalo Bills
K - Matt Prater
That's about as solid a draft as one can have in a 16-team format.
Research prior to draft day will bail you out more times than not. This is even moreso the case with an online draft where you'll be making your player selections in 60-90 second intervals.
ActStriker
Member
The lower seed has won every game in the Shirtless Playoffs. No home field is safe
Will the trend hold for the Shirtless Super Bowl!?!?
My only roster questions are whether RG3 will play, and who to start between Steve Smith or Cecil Shorts.
Will the trend hold for the Shirtless Super Bowl!?!?
My only roster questions are whether RG3 will play, and who to start between Steve Smith or Cecil Shorts.
UberTag
Member
Given how inept the Chiefs have been and that they've effectively thrown the towel in on their season you may want to consider adding Jamaal Charles to that equation as well.
Benching Smith or Shorts given how hot Newton has been and how consistent Shorts has been seems like a bad idea.