Polioliolio
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You put new sheets on your bed every day?
Single men wash their sheets four times a year
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You put new sheets on your bed every day?
Sain Drevia
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I'm in the wash them once a month club. I do wash my pillow cases every two weeks though.
My wife and I don't wash ours very often either. Doesn't help that we have to go to a laundromat to do our dirty clothes, but I think even if we had a unit in our apartment or if our apartment still had a laundry room we wouldn't wash them that much more.
Some of the replies in this thread are killing me, haha. Do you guys not shower before bed if you're sweaty or went to the gym or something? Who is sweating that much at night? Do you not use air conditioning?! I personally just use a sheet (no blanket/duvet/whatever) so I'm comfortable when I sleep.
Some of the replies in this thread are killing me, haha. Do you guys not shower before bed if you're sweaty or went to the gym or something? Who is sweating that much at night? Do you not use air conditioning?! I personally just use a sheet (no blanket/duvet/whatever) so I'm comfortable when I sleep.
torre_avenue
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Its a college mattress. I don't want to think about the amount of semen, bacteria, and other bodily fluids residue I was sleeping on for the past 8 months.
Buttonbasher
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Remember the thread where the person said they wash their towels every day? That was a time.
MarkMclovin
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Every month but we should probably do it more often as the sex can get pretty messy.
Nahhh'meeeen.
Nahhh'meeeen.
CosmicQueso
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Fresh Laundry. Hot Shower. Clean Sheets.
It's the trifecta of perfect.
True Savior
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Single
Once a week.
Once a week.
I don't think you realize how much oil, dead skin, fecal matter, sweat, etc you actually excrete over time. It is much like a tshirt. Not saying you need to wash daily, but at least every couple of weeks is good hygiene.
Snkfanatic
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Wash mine about once every 2 weeks...making me want to do it once a week now...
Do you all use fabric softener sheets when you dry them? I heard it can actually make sheets not feel as soft to the touch. Right now I don't use them.
Do you all use fabric softener sheets when you dry them? I heard it can actually make sheets not feel as soft to the touch. Right now I don't use them.
Wowfunhappy
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WTF? There's no way this is real. They must have picked a really weird sample or something.
As a single guy, I wash them a little less than every other week.
As a single guy, I wash them a little less than every other week.
Nope, not at all. Last time for me was about a month or so ago and really I don't feel uncomfortable at all.
though I honestly don't remember how long I had let them go unwashed before that
I do shower about an hour or two before going to bed each night though.
Dreams-Visions
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This thread made me put my sheets in the wash for the second time this week.
Just because. Dirty sommabitches.
Just because. Dirty sommabitches.
Saint Gregory
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Fucking nasty.
I change my sheets every time I have a guest and wash them all every weekend. I can't even imagine what 3 months of bed funk must smell like :{
I change my sheets every time I have a guest and wash them all every weekend. I can't even imagine what 3 months of bed funk must smell like :{
I wash mine around once or twice a month. Used to think that was excessive, just relatively speaking, but apparently I'm in the minority. I think it's time to make this a weekly habit.
Edit: Although, to be fair, I'm barely ever in my bed. Most nights I usually asleep out in the living room because I'm busy doing shit until way later into the night than I should be.
Edit: Although, to be fair, I'm barely ever in my bed. Most nights I usually asleep out in the living room because I'm busy doing shit until way later into the night than I should be.
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Twice a year?
I dont use sheets tho, I mean I do, but not fo sleep on.
I have the sheets on the bed, then a big blanket over top of them.
I sleep on top my blanket with another blanket on top of me.
I pull the blanket off like once a month and whatever blanket Im using as a top one and wash them. Sheets stay tucked and hidden.
Heck, as a single guy with a king size bed theirs a side of my bed I have NEVER even slept on. I still sleep on my bed like Im married and sleep near the door lol
Wash my pillowcases tho once a week, dont want pimples.
My girlfriends dont sleep over and sex at my place is a rarity, my kids always here.
Basically when I go to bed I fall onto the bed, dont pull the blanket down and grab another blanket.
I dont use sheets tho, I mean I do, but not fo sleep on.
I have the sheets on the bed, then a big blanket over top of them.
I sleep on top my blanket with another blanket on top of me.
I pull the blanket off like once a month and whatever blanket Im using as a top one and wash them. Sheets stay tucked and hidden.
Heck, as a single guy with a king size bed theirs a side of my bed I have NEVER even slept on. I still sleep on my bed like Im married and sleep near the door lol
Wash my pillowcases tho once a week, dont want pimples.
My girlfriends dont sleep over and sex at my place is a rarity, my kids always here.
Basically when I go to bed I fall onto the bed, dont pull the blanket down and grab another blanket.
Mammoth Jones
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shira
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Ergoflex a mattress company does these shitty clickbait blogs
https://www.ergoflex.co.uk/blog/category/sleep-research
This piece of shit is from 2013.
- news agency bored
- reddit wants karma
- circle jerked to every news
- 2013 --> reddit --> news --> gaf
Dreams-Visions
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ITT: We get to find out who is definitely NOT having sex @ NeoGAF.
How about you go wash those grimy-ass sheets of yours.
How about you go wash those grimy-ass sheets of yours.
Saint Gregory
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Beaniedude
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You are meant to wash your sheets?
You can wash your sheets 3 times today and it still won't change the fact that some nasty dudes in here are sleeping on year old sheets.
Must be like sleeping on cardboard at that point.
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Transhuman
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It's been a year since I moved in so the last time I washed my sheets was...
1 year ago.
1 year ago.
It should be twice a day, just like brushing your teeth.
You people are filthy swine.
n00bsauce87
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Every other laundry cycle does the sheets get washed.
Depends, if you sleep in the nude, or are a sweaty mess when you go to sleep, then sure, I can understand where you're coming from.
I'm fully clothed when I go to bed, I change sheets once every week, two weeks at most if I'm being lazy.
many places
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I'm somewhat guilty of this. I wash mine probably once or twice every two months. My gf doesn't seem to mind, but im sure she wishes I washed them more 
Saint Gregory
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I travel a lot for work and one of the best things about having to stay long term in hotel rooms is having those sheets changed every day.
So fresh and clean!
I change my sheets once every 2 weeks, and the second set rotates in. But I also have a dust mite allergy, so not washing my sheets regularly would basically mean I'd spend my life with a rash all over my body. I can understand why people would do it less, but just the thought of those mites eating dead skin makes me feel itchy now.
Ultimadrago
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Four times a year sounds about right!
Jill Sandwich
the turds of Optimus Prime
When a human shaped stain appears, I know it's time.
JimJamJones
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That seems a bit exagger...
*remembers college years*
Yeah, that sounds about right, actually.
*remembers college years*
Yeah, that sounds about right, actually.
Shambalakan
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Every 2 or 3 weeks.
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