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[freenudemacusers]

Right?

Another question for those who don't wash their sheets AT LEAST once a month:

Do you have spare bedsheets?

Wow look at mister one percent with his extra sheets.

 

[Lonely1]

Every three days here.

 

[womfalcs3]

Twice a year here. Unless my wife is with me, then it's twice a week.

 

[marrec]

Wow look at mister one percent with his extra sheets.

Some people (nasty) collect amiibos, I collect bedsheets.

I have a rare moroccan print 500 thread count set from Bed Bath & Beyond that has the weave going horizontally instead of vertically, can you believe it?! That's still in the packaging of course I don't use it for my bed :lol

 

[ThoughtsOfSpeaking]

Wow look at mister one percent with his extra sheets.

Owning extra bedsheets makes you a 1%er? zee fuck?

seriously some of you have some such vile habits. I honestly dont know how you get any woman to lay with you.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Now I want to know if there is someone out there collecting bedsheets

 

[marrec]

Now I want to know if there is someone out there collecting bedsheets

Vintage Rare Thundercats Bedsheet

That's probably because it's thundercats though.

Secondary thought, who's buying fucking 40 y/o bedsheets on Etsy?

Oh shit:

Vintage New In Package (NIP) Big Bird Bedsheet

 

[Forerunner]

The thread title should say "Single Men who are not on Neogaf wash their sheets four times a year".

Because clearly, in the land of 12 inch dicks, 3 hours of straight pumping, and instant diarrhea when eating at lowly places like Taco Bell, things are different.

dead

 

[Nosgotham]

that sounds about right for me. im disgusting, what can i say.

 

[John Kowalski]

At least twice a day. On nap days, three times. Also everytime i leave the house. And maybe i'll change them again if i feel like it.

 

[DrROBschiz]

yeah.....

this was me for a long time

Thank god for the human immune system amiright guys?

 

[gutter_trash]

when dating, weekly.

when not dating, every two weeks

 

[Miles Quaritch]

Gross. Ugh...just gross.

I change mine weekly and only just recently restocked my bed linen cupboard with new sheets and pillow covers.

Ugh. Just thinking about it is making me want to throw up...

 

[OniBarubary]

Whenever I remember.

Which can be months.

 

[JCX]

At most once a month, but usually every two weeks. They just feel gross after a while.

 

[Kuga]

Every 1-2 weeks. Longer than that is kind of gross.

 

[flintstryker]

Wat? At the highest heights of my singleness I start feeling really uncomfortable if I go a week without washing mine

 

[Maximo]

Male 23 and I wash mine every 2 weeks.

 

[Liberty4all]

Once a week. I'm in the right age demographic though for that according to OP.

Also, minimum 1000 thread count or bust.

 

[torre_avenue]

I'm a college student with no significant other.

I wash my sheets less than the bin value of that group.

The next time I get to wash my sheets, it'll Have been a whole year.

 

[marrec]

I'm a college student with no significant other.

I wash my sheets less than the bin value of that group.

The next time I get to wash my sheets, it'll Have been a whole year.

Just buy a new set bro, start over from scratch, there is no amount of washing that can save that poor veteran of your ball sweat.

 

[flintstryker]

I really don't get this? Don't you guys who even take 2 weeks feel noticeably more uncomfortable when sleeping on dirty sheets?

 

[Lothar]

How many times do you switch your bed sheets?
I do it at least once a month.

3-4 times a year sounds about right.

But I may go a month without even sleeping on sheets if the sheets fall off the bed.

 

[Pastry]

I wash my sheets once a week and if I'm being really lazy every other week. Four times a year I sucking gross.

I had a roommate j college that didn't wash his sheets for a whole year. There was a giant fucking grease stain on the middle of the bed, it was so gross.

 

[Koriandrr]

Actually, do we mean the sheets or the pillows too? Because I change pillowcases 2-3 times a week, otherwise I break out, which is enough to make me feel grossed out from doing it less than that.

 

[Miles Quaritch]

I wash my sheets once a week and if I'm being really lazy every other week. Four times a year I sucking gross.

I had a roommate j college that didn't wash his sheets for a whole year. There was a giant fucking grease stain on the middle of the bed, it was so gross.

That wasn't grease...

 

[Pastry]

That wasn't grease...

It was the entire length of his body like exactly where he slept lol

 

[freenudemacusers]

The next time I get to wash my sheets, it'll Have been a whole year.

Get a new mattress too. Probably looks like the shroud of turin.

 

[Miles Quaritch]

It was the entire length of his body like exactly where he slept lol

I fucking bailing man. I can't take this gross shit any more...

I'm picturing a silhouette made up of grease/ass/ball sweat and it's literally making me gag...

 

[Card Boy]

I only change sheets like 8 times a year. There have being years where I have only changed them 4 times. It's not like I piss my bed.

 

[bennywhatever]

This sounds about right. When I was single, it'd be maybe 2-3 times a year. I just didn't care. Never got sick or anything because of it.
Now that I'm married, it's about once every 2 weeks.

Also, holy cow some of you waste a lot of water washing sheets multiple times a week.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

That is disgusting

Should be DAILY. It's basically underwear. Do you not wash your underwear, socks, or undershirts every single day?

All of you are fucking disgusting.

This, on the other hand, is overkill. Why use so much water? Weekly is enough.

 

[Dreams-Visions]

Well then. I wash my sheets about once a week. Maybe a little less. Just toss em in with a random load. Like, why wouldn't you?

There are some grimy mothafuckas out there, my word.

 

[marrec]

I fucking bailing man. I can't take this gross shit any more...

I'm picturing a silhouette made up of grease/ass/ball sweat and it's literally making me gag...

Ya could probably collect enough DNA from that sheet to make a tennis ball sized goopy grease man in the style of it's owner.

 

[gatti-man]

Even when I was in college I washed my sheets weekly. Come on if you're having regular sex the sheets must be washed.

 

[Sunset Samurai]

Even when I was in college I washed my sheets weekly. Come on if you're having regular sex the sheets must be washed.

Or use an air mattress ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[shadowkat]

I wash them every two weeks.

 

[Laieon]

Once a season since I change between summer and winter sheets... Lol. I wash my pillow case each week though

Yep, about the same here. Once every 4 months or so. Last time I washed mine was beginning of April, if I lay down on my bed it currently smells like lavender detergent. I sleep with my window open, and I can't remember the last time I was sweaty just chilling in my house.

I'm not single either, so...

 

[grumble]

Should be DAILY. It's basically underwear. Do you not wash your underwear, socks, or undershirts every single day?

All of you are fucking disgusting.

It isn't underwear if you don't sleep naked, even less so if you shower at night and the room is cool. I agree should be washed roughly as often as you'd wash a tshirt.

 

[Davey Cakes]

I'm at, like, once a month. Lazy.

Just did a wash cycle last night, in fact.

 

[Kite]

It depends on the weather, if its the summer and it's hot and humid I'm washing the sheets every week. During the winter.. maybe once every 3 or 4 weeks. Conserve water, there is no need to wash em weekly if you aren't sweating and aren't sleeping naked.

 

[kunonabi]

I thought I was bad doing it every two weeks.

 

[WhiskerFrisker]

Every 4 weeks. Only in the summer I wash it more frequently since I sweat like there is no tomorrow when it's humid. And I don't use plain white sheets since that's boring.

 

[batrush]

Only wash mine when the stench becomes unbearable. 3-4 times a year sounds about right.

 

[Shy Fingers]

Winter: Every 2 weeks

Summer: Every week.

 

[LakeEarth]

Hate to admit it, but this was probably me when I was living alone. I'd like to think it was a bit more frequent, but I definitely did not wash it on a regular schedule.

 

[Koriandrr]

I only change sheets like 8 times a year. There have being years where I have only changed them 4 times. It's not like I piss my bed.

What exactly made your brain think this way.
You sleep in them every single night, they're made of cotton, just like your underwear and tshirt, so why treat them any differently? I'll just leave this here:

How often do you wash your sheets? Scientists reveal horrifying details about the dead skin, bacteria and excrement that accumulates in your bed in just one night

According to Dr Philip Tierno, Jr., the director of clinical microbiology and immunology at New York University’s Langone Medical Center, after just one night of use, your bed sheets can accumulate a horrifying array of dead skin, bacteria, fungus, mites, and even feces.

In 2013, research by UK-based mattress company Ergoflex determined that going one week without washing your pajamas could make you susceptible to developing MRSA, cystitis, and a host of other skin infections.

 

[pelicansurf]

Once every couple months.

 

[Phear]

While i was single, it was once a month. Now its every other week, getting more in the weekly region with the new gf.

 

[family_guy]

About once a month. The next day if I have had sex. However I shower before I get in my bed, which I think is more important.