Single men wash their sheets four times a year

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Wow look at mister one percent with his extra sheets.

Some people (nasty) collect amiibos, I collect bedsheets.

I have a rare moroccan print 500 thread count set from Bed Bath & Beyond that has the weave going horizontally instead of vertically, can you believe it?! That's still in the packaging of course I don't use it for my bed :lol
 
The thread title should say "Single Men who are not on Neogaf wash their sheets four times a year".

Because clearly, in the land of 12 inch dicks, 3 hours of straight pumping, and instant diarrhea when eating at lowly places like Taco Bell, things are different.

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Gross. Ugh...just gross.

I change mine weekly and only just recently restocked my bed linen cupboard with new sheets and pillow covers.

Ugh. Just thinking about it is making me want to throw up...
 
I'm a college student with no significant other.

I wash my sheets less than the bin value of that group.

The next time I get to wash my sheets, it'll Have been a whole year.
 
I'm a college student with no significant other.

I wash my sheets less than the bin value of that group.

The next time I get to wash my sheets, it'll Have been a whole year.

Just buy a new set bro, start over from scratch, there is no amount of washing that can save that poor veteran of your ball sweat.
 
I wash my sheets once a week and if I'm being really lazy every other week. Four times a year I sucking gross.

I had a roommate j college that didn't wash his sheets for a whole year. There was a giant fucking grease stain on the middle of the bed, it was so gross.
 
Actually, do we mean the sheets or the pillows too? Because I change pillowcases 2-3 times a week, otherwise I break out, which is enough to make me feel grossed out from doing it less than that.
 
I wash my sheets once a week and if I'm being really lazy every other week. Four times a year I sucking gross.

I had a roommate j college that didn't wash his sheets for a whole year. There was a giant fucking grease stain on the middle of the bed, it was so gross.

That wasn't grease...
 
I only change sheets like 8 times a year. There have being years where I have only changed them 4 times. It's not like I piss my bed.
 
This sounds about right. When I was single, it'd be maybe 2-3 times a year. I just didn't care. Never got sick or anything because of it.
Now that I'm married, it's about once every 2 weeks.

Also, holy cow some of you waste a lot of water washing sheets multiple times a week.
 
That is disgusting

Should be DAILY. It's basically underwear. Do you not wash your underwear, socks, or undershirts every single day?

All of you are fucking disgusting.
This, on the other hand, is overkill. Why use so much water? Weekly is enough.
 
Well then. I wash my sheets about once a week. Maybe a little less. Just toss em in with a random load. Like, why wouldn't you?

There are some grimy mothafuckas out there, my word.
 
I fucking bailing man. I can't take this gross shit any more...

I'm picturing a silhouette made up of grease/ass/ball sweat and it's literally making me gag...

Ya could probably collect enough DNA from that sheet to make a tennis ball sized goopy grease man in the style of it's owner.
 
Once a season since I change between summer and winter sheets... Lol. I wash my pillow case each week though

Yep, about the same here. Once every 4 months or so. Last time I washed mine was beginning of April, if I lay down on my bed it currently smells like lavender detergent. I sleep with my window open, and I can't remember the last time I was sweaty just chilling in my house.

I'm not single either, so...
 
Should be DAILY. It's basically underwear. Do you not wash your underwear, socks, or undershirts every single day?

All of you are fucking disgusting.

It isn't underwear if you don't sleep naked, even less so if you shower at night and the room is cool. I agree should be washed roughly as often as you'd wash a tshirt.
 
It depends on the weather, if its the summer and it's hot and humid I'm washing the sheets every week. During the winter.. maybe once every 3 or 4 weeks. Conserve water, there is no need to wash em weekly if you aren't sweating and aren't sleeping naked.
 
Every 4 weeks. Only in the summer I wash it more frequently since I sweat like there is no tomorrow when it's humid. And I don't use plain white sheets since that's boring.
 
Hate to admit it, but this was probably me when I was living alone. I'd like to think it was a bit more frequent, but I definitely did not wash it on a regular schedule.
 
I only change sheets like 8 times a year. There have being years where I have only changed them 4 times. It's not like I piss my bed.

What exactly made your brain think this way.
You sleep in them every single night, they're made of cotton, just like your underwear and tshirt, so why treat them any differently? I'll just leave this here:

How often do you wash your sheets? Scientists reveal horrifying details about the dead skin, bacteria and excrement that accumulates in your bed in just one night

According to Dr Philip Tierno, Jr., the director of clinical microbiology and immunology at New York University’s Langone Medical Center, after just one night of use, your bed sheets can accumulate a horrifying array of dead skin, bacteria, fungus, mites, and even feces.

In 2013, research by UK-based mattress company Ergoflex determined that going one week without washing your pajamas could make you susceptible to developing MRSA, cystitis, and a host of other skin infections.
 
While i was single, it was once a month. Now its every other week, getting more in the weekly region with the new gf.
 
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