Welp, the game finally managed to get under my skin. After a run of terrible matches in Conquest I decided to give League a try. The first match went ok, but I was matched with gold league players, because reasons. On my 2nd match the matchmaking system decided I should be the guy picking and banning gods ... with gold league players on my team again of course, who immediately started raging after I told them what just happened. The game went accordingly.
Maybe I should have stopped there, but I went for a 3rd game. Well, at least I wasn't top spot on the god selection screen this time, but again I was matched with far higher ranked players than myself. So the game starts and as soon as I hit the 'w' key my char starts moving, never to stop again. WASD still works, but I can't alt-tab onto the desktop and unplugging/plugging the keyboard doesn't do it either (had this bug happen to me a couple of times before). Had to reboot the PC and after trying to rejoin the match I found myself stuck on the loading screen. Urge to uninstall Smite reaches critical mass.