Phonomezer
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Ranvier said:
hahahahaha!
Unlike FierceButGentleFlowerBeautyHyoyeon, she isn't naturally beautiful. It takes a lot of time, effort, 4 stylists and 7 lights to get her up to par with SereneBeautyHyoyeon.
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hahahahaha!
Unlike FierceButGentleFlowerBeautyHyoyeon, she isn't naturally beautiful. It takes a lot of time, effort, 4 stylists and 7 lights to get her up to par with SereneBeautyHyoyeon.
CaptYamato said:
Watch it man, it was awesome.
Also, are you seriously claiming Hyo's teef are ugly compared to Miss Chiclet Teef Sica. Hyo's teeth are awesome because you know they are 100% natural and they have character. There are minuscule little imperfections in the teeth which goes to show that she has never had braces. Which means, her teef are naturally pretty straight which also means she's just saved me 5000 dollars on orthopedic procedures for our kids.
Potentially Phono's kids if he is able to kill me first
You can see here that her teeth aren't perfectly straight and that her 2 front teeth are a little large and have a slight inward bend. This however only further exemplifies her beauty as it accents her mouth and gives it character adding to her cuteness. By no means are her teeth crooked or jacked up.
Now lets look at another members teef. I know if I pick someone easy to rag on like Sica's rabbit teeth, The Aliens scary jagged gator teeth or Sunny less then ideal tooth to gum ratio, I'll get criticized for being biased. So, lets take someone that I really like and may soon even over take Hyo as my number 2. Teangoo. On the surface, she has really attractive teeth.
Yes...yes they are really attractive. Here we can see that her top and bottom row are perfectly straight with a minor flaw being that the top row teeth are disproportionally larger then the bottom row. This initially led me to believe she had gotten DaVinchi Veneers put in (Hilary Duff has a similar procedure done). Remember, I've seen Girl's Go to School, so I know what Taengoo's teeth looked like before the braces...it wasn't very good. I'm not hating, hell, I had braces as a kid. I'm just saying it doesn't bode well if you have kids with her but I digress. I threw away my veneer theory because upon closer inspection, I noticed her left front tooth is slightly larger then the right one. If she did indeed get veneers, this would not be the case
Unless the doctor cleverly installed a larger one to make it look more natural. If so, then...clever girl.
I almost think they are to proportional, too perfect (but still hot as hell). Its kinda like how we find symmetrical faces more attractive. However, if the face is perfectly symmetrical, we think it looks weird and say there is something "off" about it. Its all about approaching perfect symmetry but never quite reaching it. Hyo achieves this very well while retaining cuteness.
Tl;DR: Hyo has nice teef.
Yes I'm a teeth guy, its probably the first think I look at when I see a girl. I know most people look at the eyes, but I've always had ear infections as a kid so I tended to look at people's mouths while they talked to better understand what they were saying. This led to the conclusion that if I'm going to be staring at chompers while we have a conversation, they better be attractive. Its also why I'm not a fan of Goo Hara but think Gyuri is hot as hell. Goo does not have a good tooth to gum ratio and her teeth just look too small, like they are still baby teeth.
Gyuri on the other hand has really beautiful teeth.
Yuri of course has the best teeth of them all.
Phonomezer
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Utterly amazing post
Igo said:
She has really pale skin in Girls Go To School and what seems to be a much longer, thinner face. Also had really limp oily hair. Its on Youtube and really tough to get through knowing how awesome they all look now. Hyo, Yuri, and Yoona are the only one really that look pretty much the same. And I get how they were young and how all have gotten a lot hotter. I'm simply saying Sica has changed quite a bit
perhaps...too much....
Now that I think about it, Taengoo had fucked up teeth during Girls go to School, which was filmed a few months before their debut. How the hell did she get them fixed so quick? From what I know, braces take a fews years at least unless you do drastic surgery. Curiouser and curiouser... I'm going back to the veneer theory. Don't remember how Sica's teeth were.
Hyo looked almost latina though too lazy to find the picture right now.
Edit: I did a post a while buy where I took a screen-cap of Taengoo. Also took a screen-cap showing how Taengoo and Fany had a thing going on even back then. I'll look for it later.
Ranvier said:
Lol, well whaddya know...
orangecaramel said:
Huijang Sal is king of this thread. I think he could be banned for a year and we'd all still be well behind. Dice on the other hand...I'm comin' for ya..
ramyeon said:And they got information from 4 other Korean sources so I'd say pretty valid
This is interesting. I wonder if they were trying to say that they lost $3 million in endorsement deals and other income, and the stock price took a hit as a result.
Killamangiro
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yeah
Ranvier said:
You can see here that her teeth aren't perfectly straight and that her 2 front teeth are a little large and have a slight inward bend. This however only further exemplifies her beauty as it accents her mouth and gives it character adding to her cuteness. By no means are her teeth crooked or jacked up.
Lol, I feel like I'm listening to a parent defend an ugly kid. Which I guess is pretty analogous to trying to defend the Hyogre in general.
Ranvier said:
Oh god. Ranvier, you have officially converted me to liking Goo only when she keeps her mouth closed.
Igo said:
Ranvier said:
Yeah, I couldn't watch more than five minutes of it. They all look horrible. Even the goddess Yoong. Igo, be warned. Your eyes may never be able to unsee the horrors that await in that show. Stick to what you know to be true and beautiful:
Salazar said:
Don't.
Sal, as Yoona's
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Ranvier, errbody loves a Yuri bomb. The Yoong approves:
broadwayrock
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CN Blue's Manager clearing the way for the band:
Killamangiro
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way to treat the fans asshole
Alta1r said:
Must we always be on the opposite sides of the fence because we love different girls Alta1r?
Let us find common ground in the perfection of Yuri
Celebrating post 300 with the best 2 pictures of Kwon Yuri ever taken! Though I welcome other members to challenge my assertion and post what they think is the best picture/gif of Kwon Yuri ever taken.
AlphaDragoon
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Ranvier said:
Because you're cool typically and you like Yuri I'm gonna ignore you dissing Jessica just this one time. Next time it's a rocket launcher to the face, Excel Saga style.
Dice, you rock. Thanks for the awesome Jessie post.
wing_zero8556
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Ranvier said:
Where do you find this :O
oh and also regarding Taeyeons teeth, they are pretty crooked here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkMJq9nio7M, pretty sure this is way after debut.
Taeyeons J.ESTINA message, i dont understand what shes saying but she looks awesome
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGXe8RdX308&feature=feedu
Just saw this on tumblr
wing_zero8556
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Salazar said:
oh right, thanks sal. your post count is insane lol
sleepy taeng
yoona looks amazing here
wing_zero8556 said:
The top row is straight as a rail but the bottom row is as crooked as a Wall Street Executive (Zing!). Something very dark and sinister is taking place in the SNSD house. I for one say we put our best detectives (Sal and Dice) on the case.
While you guys are at it, a hidden camera "accidentally" left behind would not be frowned upon
How come Suzy didn't get with him rather than Haha again?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=ewQon2IYfjw
Sunny is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute. Can't wait for IY2.
also perfume's spice video came out and i'm a week late
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1R-fu2jHvrw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=ewQon2IYfjw
Sunny is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute. Can't wait for IY2.
also perfume's spice video came out and i'm a week late
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1R-fu2jHvrw
wing_zero8556
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Max said:
Cause they spun around on the spot 10x then whoever stood next to each other in the circles was a couple haha and gwangsoo ended up with luna
Oh and if you guys don't care about no subs:
www.justin.tv/hiitsustreamtv
Music Core -> WGM -> Star King with Tiff, Jess, Sunny and Hyogre
www.justin.tv/hiitsustreamtv
Music Core -> WGM -> Star King with Tiff, Jess, Sunny and Hyogre
AlphaDragoon
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Salazar said:I think you have to be tall and Christian, at a minimum.
I can't tick either box, I'm afraid.
I on the other hand can tick both, provided she's not super-hardcore religious. XD
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