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[DragoonKain]

https://people.com/tom-cruise-ana-de-armas-confirm-romance-holding-hands-vermont-pda-photos-11780846

-One of the most coveted actors in Hollywood
-Dating one of the sexiest people on the planet that everyone dreams they could be with
-Just recently released a top notch action flick

Ana de Armas is a really lucky woman.

 

[Connificent]

 

[SJRB]

 

[Ristifer]

Some kind of Mission Impossible joke in there somewhere.

 

[Dacvak]

 

[Little Mac]

 

[HRK69]

Honestly, they're probably doing the deed right now

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

I created this gif back in 2010 and it's still doing rounds

 

[Bry0]

If it's got Tim Cruise, you can't lose!

 

[Rush2112]

Kind of topic that would be brought up on the view, honestly. Why would a bunch of dudes wanna talk about whos fucking whom?

 

[winjer]

Kind of topic that would be brought up on the view, honestly. Why would a bunch of dudes wanna talk about whos fucking whom?

Some people here are jealous of Ana.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Never followed Ana's career but I thought she was really young. She's actually 37 years old.

 

[roosnam1980]

 

[AJUMP23]

their agents needed to generate some news.

 

[Chuck Berry]

Does anyone know what her Thetan level is?

 

[EviLore]

The cruise missile strikes again

 

[FeralEcho]

I created this gif back in 2010 and it's still doing rounds

 

[Futaleufu]

Never followed Ana's career but I thought she was really young. She's actually 37 years old.

She started very young

 

[Fbh]

Anything for that fast pass access to the E-meter

Never followed Ana's career but I thought she was really young. She's actually 37 years old.

Damn she looks great. Just watched Ballerina the other day and I would have guess she was at most in her late 20s

 

[T8SC]

 

[FeralEcho]

Damn she looks great. Just watched Ballerina the other day and I would have guess she was at most in her late 20s

Yeah,that was my impression as well,that she's in her 20's. Damn she looks amazing for her age.

 

[rm082e]

 

[Chuck Berry]

Yeah,that was my impression as well,that she's in her 20's. Damn she looks amazing for her age.

Comes with being a Cubanita

 

[willothedog]

Xenu provides...

 

[Evolved1]

Good luck with that…

 

[Hudo]

She is now property of the Church of Scientology™

 

[Dacvak]

I created this gif back in 2010 and it's still doing rounds

Dude no way! This is one of my top 10 gifs. Legend.

 

[Blade2.0]

Not jealous of Tom at all. Nope. Not one bit. Not one tiny teensy iota. The jealousy I do not feel cannot even be described with how little it exists. Yep.

 

[Audiophile]

 

[SJRB]

Low key losing my mind over how she's 37 years old.

 

[March Climber]

Never followed Ana's career but I thought she was really young. She's actually 37 years old.

Damn she looks great. Just watched Ballerina the other day and I would have guess she was at most in her late 20s

Yeah,that was my impression as well,that she's in her 20's. Damn she looks amazing for her age.

The gift of a baby face.

The curse of a baby face:

 

[Giallo Corsa]

Cruise should just drop the act, we all know he's gay, I get that in this industry a "manly" image is most probably required for getting the "manly roles®" and doing action flicks but this has become a charade now.

Same thing applies to Pedro Pascal by the way, dude is 99.99999% gay/homosexual (or Bi) but he just won't come out and instead, he's just being a friggin' creeper with co-workers and other females.

Hollywood really is a weird place

 

[Madflavor]

The Cruise can't lose!

 

[Ironbunny]

Cruise should just drop the act, we all know he's gay, I get that in this industry a "manly" image is most probably required for getting the "manly roles®" and doing action flicks but this has become a charade now.

Same thing applies to Pedro Pascal by the way, dude is 99.99999% gay/homosexual (or Bi) but he just won't come out and instead, he's just being a friggin' creeper with co-workers and other females.

Hollywood really is a weird place

Is that your...ahem "gay radar"..?

 

[AJUMP23]

In other weird dating news, Katy Perry seen dating Justin Trudeau.

 

[Ironbunny]

In other weird dating news, Katy Perry seen dating Justin Trudeau.

 

[Donald mac Ronald]

Cruise should just drop the act, we all know he's gay, I get that in this industry a "manly" image is most probably required for getting the "manly roles®" and doing action flicks but this has become a charade now.

Same thing applies to Pedro Pascal by the way, dude is 99.99999% gay/homosexual (or Bi) but he just won't come out and instead, he's just being a friggin' creeper with co-workers and other females.

Hollywood really is a weird place

I feel like at 60 years old if tom cruise were shagging guys for such a long time. We'd have some credible whistle blowers by now.

 

[Days like these...]

Kind of topic that would be brought up on the view, honestly. Why would a bunch of dudes wanna talk about whos fucking whom?

Because you're into that?

 

[adamsapple]

Kind of topic that would be brought up on the view, honestly. Why would a bunch of dudes wanna talk about whos fucking whom?

Why would a bunch of dudes wanna talk about whose playing what videogame ?

 

[Icymanipulator]

Insane he could bag her at his age. She could literally choose nearly any man on the planet.

 

[Giallo Corsa]

Is that your...ahem "gay radar"..?

I knew that someone would hit me up with that

But to answer your question, no, it's just that IMO, it's plain for all (or rather, most people) to see...

Also : Rock Hudson, Tab Hunter, Montgomery Clift, Cary Grant, men's men® if you will at the time, men with manly personas® were in fact, all homosexual.
I get that that was back in the day (50's) and were very different times and that's why things were kept under wraps, but, being in the year of our lord 2025 and having a 60 year old man with a dubious and known attitude and past still acting straight...
Again, Cruise has been working since the 80s and has always been a sex symbol so, trying to come out NOW wouldn't really do him (or his bank account) any favors since there's still those kind of people that'd go "I'm not watching any of that f@ggot's movies anymore".
I suppose that It really is a tough situation for him.

As for Pedro Pascal , the guy is one of the newest, worst hypocrites in Hollyweird.
Besides his bullshit, hypocritical and holier than thou opinions when it comes to anything LGBTQ (although that would be also part of his fake persona much like the insufferable Mark Ruffalo), not much is known about his love;sex life, add to that his utterly weird, borderline creepy behavior of late with coworkers and other women (even Willem Dafoe's wife ffs), I'd be willing to bet that the guy is a closeted homosexual only playing it "crazehh" as long as the millions/checks keep coming in.

Either way, both of them are some of the weirdest, creepiest celebs in Hollyweird.

 

[IDKFA]

Honestly, they're probably doing the deed right now

I fear for her.

I've heard that his scientology beliefs means he can't show excessive emotions, so during sex he can't make a sound or any facial expressions. It has to be silent.

Like reverse tantric sex.

 

[forsakkenSoul]

 

[Reizo Ryuu]

thought she was older than me like scarlet johansson

 

[Yerd]

 

[bitbydeath]

I wonder how much he is paying for her to be his beard.

 

[ADiTAR]

I feel like at 60 years old if tom cruise were shagging guys for such a long time. We'd have some credible whistle blowers by now.

John Travolata is gay, and there were no whistle blowers. Kevin Spacey was gay for a long long time, and nothing came out until very late in his career. many more.

 

[Rentahamster]

I don't care I'm dating Caroline Bigglesworth III. Beat that, Cruise Missile!

 

[SJRB]

Insane he could bag her at his age. She could literally choose nearly any man on the planet.

Let's not pretend Tom Cruise is not in the top 0.001% of what humanity has to offer. That dude is unbelievable in so many ways.

 

[Nonehxc]

https://people.com/tom-cruise-ana-de-armas-confirm-romance-holding-hands-vermont-pda-photos-11780846

-One of the most coveted actors in Hollywood
-Dating one of the sexiest people on the planet that everyone dreams they could be with
-Just recently released a top notch action flick

Ana de Armas is a really lucky woman.

Old age and gravity comes for everyone.

Even Tits Cruise.