Well I hope those of you with Generations are having fun because the finale of my return to Sonic Heroes was anything but.
Hang Castle: Surprisingly easy for a late game stage, this stage actually requires use of the camera buttons since the design of the level is pretty unintuitive at time. The gimmick is going upside down on ceilings and stuff but due to the way the game plays it really makes no difference other than dragging the flow down. A nice idea but not well implemented, the creepy music is so generic scooby doo it makes me long for Pumpkin Hill.
Mystic Mansion: Not nearly as bad as I remember it being but it is oh so bland, bobsleds that work like the karts are here with camera work so bad it clips through the walls obscuring the hazards, you get timing advice from knuckles a second too late every time he dares to help. Now one of the main problems with the game comes to light, the characters control so bad in any situation that isn't running straight forward (and you can't even manage that in the bonus stages), I don't feel safe moving the stick because Sonic may just zoom off the edge at any moment. Moves are all mapped to the same damn buttons meaning they will screw you up eventually. At least the music was kind of funky.
Boss- Test of patience/Robot enemy spam: Eggman gets surprisingly angry when Sonic calls him a joke, his response is this horrid joke of a boss satge, as I said above the controls are so bad for this stuff you always feel out of control and a second away from having knuckles throw a punch straight off the edge.
I did however finally discover Team Sonic's blast attack secondary effect which makes the sonic tornado go all bananas, I thought the game had whacked out on me which honestly wouldn't surprise me at all. Well point is this sucks.
Egg Fleet: This is so close to being awesome but the games standard faults throw themselves into the fray and ruin anything that could be good here. You get hit by one cannon projectile and you can get stun locked in a repeated barrage of mortars to the face. You try to punch the enemy robot in front of you but Knuckles decides to zoom over to the opposite direction and attempt to hit a cannon on the other side of a freaking pit! You do get to use the Sonic Accel boost thing again, the only required time in the game, I hope you remember how to pull it off because they don't tell you and the only time you are told is back in seaside hill and only then if you actually go a certain route, on the other hand it's the b button because everything is the b button.
Final Fortress: Like the above but worse in every way, you press a self destruct switch and Tails wonders why the ship self destructed...the dialogue in this game is appalling.
In a classic heroes moment I had to use the pole spin move to launch onto a grind rail except I got launched over the grind rail and died, second attempt it worked fine, man this game is a disaster, it was actually fun earlier I swear!
You get grind rails AND big laser beams of death, hope you aren't trying to go fast here because you can doom yourself if you do, maybe I should never try and go fast on the grind rails.
Boss- Egg emperor: TAKE THIS! TAKE THIS! TAKE THIS! TAKE THIS! CHAAAARGE!
This is one of the most goddamned ridiculous pieces of crap i've played in some time, so Eggman bot runs away while spamming projectiles, at the same time there are cannons firing at you and standard enemies. at any point Eggman will use a charging attack that you can't seem to avoid. You have to use boost pads to clear gaps and he CAN USE THE CHARGE WHEN YOU ARE OVER A PIT WITH NO CONTROL! WHAT THE **** ?! The fight is a disaster, its just you being spammed by attacks and occasionally thrown into unavoidable death situations. I simply decided that quitting this was a better option than finishing it, clearly Sega didn't finish making the game so i don't see why I should bother either.
So I started off enjoying the game but was greeted with such amounts of horror that I can no longer try and defend the game, it really feels like a rush job, they actually had something good here but screwed it up. I used to think people were too hard on the game but considering the highest highs are the first 3 stages with a few moments of fun sprinkled in between the lowest lows that take up most of the game I think I understand the hate a hell of a lot more now, when I was younger I let it slide but now I can't.
Fortunately I should have generations tomorrow which will be spiffing.