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Sonic the Hedgehog Community |OT2 Battle|
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Nocturnowl
Member
Professor Beef
Banned
You'll regret that when all these new Junior members keep getting pushed to Member status while you're still languishing in the dark
Old Beef reminds me of the t ime I moved out of my old apartment and had to run back a week later because I'd realized that I forgot to empty my fridge. There had been no power there that whole week.
I'd left beef in the freezer.
Worst smell ever.
Didn't even bother asking for my deposit back.
I'd left beef in the freezer.
Worst smell ever.
Didn't even bother asking for my deposit back.
Dark Schala
Eloquent Princess
I'm trying so hard not to laugh at this right now. I'm in the middle of a quiet room. :x
But oh wow.
Oh my. I didn't know you felt that way about me, Shadow Hog.
Nah. You're probably older than me by a few days, though.
I told you.
10.
Hot Coldman
Banned
Beef has changed.
He's not about games, or the playing of them. He's not even about Digimon, wrestling or the FGC. He's in an endless series of proxy battles, fought by .gifs and forum posts. Beef, and his vast consumption of NeoGAF database space, has become an irrational, well-oiled salt generator.
Beef has changed.
Admin-tagged GAFfers carry admin-tagged weapons, use admin-tagged gear. Mountain Dew and Doritos inside their bodies enhance and regulate their actions. Subscription control... information control... emotional control... community forum control.
Everything is hated, and kept under control.
Beef has changed.
The age of gaming is now the age of control, averting pleasantries from GAFfers of well meaning. And he who controls the forum, controls the world.
Beef has changed.
When the forum is under total control, Beef becomes routine.
He's not about games, or the playing of them. He's not even about Digimon, wrestling or the FGC. He's in an endless series of proxy battles, fought by .gifs and forum posts. Beef, and his vast consumption of NeoGAF database space, has become an irrational, well-oiled salt generator.
Beef has changed.
Admin-tagged GAFfers carry admin-tagged weapons, use admin-tagged gear. Mountain Dew and Doritos inside their bodies enhance and regulate their actions. Subscription control... information control... emotional control... community forum control.
Everything is hated, and kept under control.
Beef has changed.
The age of gaming is now the age of control, averting pleasantries from GAFfers of well meaning. And he who controls the forum, controls the world.
Beef has changed.
When the forum is under total control, Beef becomes routine.
Seven Force
Banned
Wow, you guys are oooold.
21
tiggerkiddo
Member
The 90's were a good decade.
Nocturnowl
Member
Honestly? 21, because maybe deep down in my mind I wanted to be one whole year older than you.
Actually that's not the reason but I wasn't far off.
Just you wait you old Has-Been, or should I say Has-Beef!
My raw posting talent will get me over with the gaffers and someday i'll be the greatest mod of all time, Never give up!
Then in my power corruption i'll give you a stipulation where if you ever lose an argument on GAF you get banned, HIGH DRAMA!
edit: Hot Coldman, great post, terrifying avatar.
Professor Beef
Banned
This is great and all, but what's with your face dude
Hot Coldman
Banned
blame BritGAF
Nocturnowl
Member
Dark Schala
Eloquent Princess
Oh man, Green Scar Hot Coldman's new avatar. It's weirding me out. >_<
Now that I'm home, I can let out the giggles that I'd been holding in as everyone was posting just now. Just ... I love you guys. You're all awesome. Perhaps we have some posters who are older than Beef.
And no more Cena.
Now that I'm home, I can let out the giggles that I'd been holding in as everyone was posting just now. Just ... I love you guys. You're all awesome. Perhaps we have some posters who are older than Beef.
And no more Cena.
Yeah, you're pretty close to his actual age.
Shadow Hog
Member
April 4th, 1988 here.
Hot Coldman
Banned
Dark Schala
Eloquent Princess
ViewtifulJC
Banned
Ok, Kayos90
Dark Schala
Eloquent Princess
Hahahahahahahaha.
Oh my.
Probably not as old as Grandpa Beef.
Oh my.
Kayos is an old man, confirmed.
Probably not as old as Grandpa Beef.
I wasn't being serious. You guys can probably find my exact birthday on the net actually.
Dark Schala
Eloquent Princess
Well, they think you're 90 years old. >.>
I guess I'm a veteran.
Oh really, April 4th? That's my birthday, too.
Dark Schala
Eloquent Princess
All hail the April birthdays!
Hot Coldman
Banned
GAF does that to you.
Dark Schala
Eloquent Princess
No it's not, u shut ur faaaaace.
You're not as old as Grandpa Beef and Grandpa Sega1991.
At least a fraction of GAF doesn't assume you're in your 30s like they do for me.
If it makes you feel better I never thought you were in your 30s. lol.
Also, YOU SHUT YOUR FACE! ROFLROFLROFLROFL
Hot Coldman
Banned
Schala is 63 years old, right? That's what I was told.
Seven Force
Banned
June is better than July.
36. You got the number backwards. =)
ViewtifulJC
Banned
Dark Schala isn't 30+?
whoa
whoa
Hot Coldman
Banned
(fwiw I saw a bunch of posts early on from Schala talking about school and shit so yeah)
Shadow Hog
Member
Nah, she was born 22 days after me, and I'm clearly 102.
Damn, LakeFeperd works fast. He just revealed another fangame: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9F_upO88hc
Nocturnowl
Member
The recent posts have had me chuckling quite a bit as well, so does the notion of no more Cena because that's an unfortunate impossibility.
Damn right!
Enjoy your April showers, i'll be chilling in the July sun!
Spring>Summer
So you could say a Time Eater?
Babbies are not allowed on GAF.
Hot Coldman
Banned
Schala the Time Devourer... does that mean she's in her early 20s but looks like she's in her late 40s?
*fucking runs*
*fucking runs*
One thing we can agree on.
Dark Schala
Eloquent Princess
Mega Man X4 is one of my favourite games ever. I don't think we can disagree on how good MMX4 is.
And thank goodness for that! I always thought it was kinda funny that people thought I was old, though. I think it's a compliment but man, I don't want to get old yet.
In case you didn't know, I still get carded. >:|
If I'm the Time Devourer, I'd be taking your youthfulness, wouldn't I?
Ehhhhhh... I dunno about this... Hmmmmmm. We'll see. Seems kinda interesting, though.
If I miss it, happy birthday, OMG Aero! Someone else can do the honours of posting the cake!
NUH-UH YOU SHUT URS. Hahaha.
And thank goodness for that! I always thought it was kinda funny that people thought I was old, though. I think it's a compliment but man, I don't want to get old yet.
WTF. GET YOUR BUTT BACK HERE. *chases Hot ColdScar with a paper fan and smacks him repeatedly*
In case you didn't know, I still get carded. >:|
If I'm the Time Devourer, I'd be taking your youthfulness, wouldn't I?
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