lol, I've had the most ridiculous luck trying to get back into S rank. I wish I had streamed this afternoon session because then I'd have a permanent record of this disgusting fortune.
I thought this past tower control rotation was the best time to rank up because I usually play my best in that mode... so, as soon as I got home from work, I jumped into the game with a pretty high level of confidence.
Started with 4 great wins in a streak, leaving me at an A+ 96 with only one win left to go. The next round started on Moray Towers, where I made my way to the bottom of the map and performed a very clean team wipe of the enemy. Best start I've ever had on Moray, probably. As I'm riding the tower, I suddenly realize that I haven't seen my teammates since the match began. Looking down at the gamepad map, I see them WANDERING AIMLESSLY IN OUR SPAWN AREA, not inking anything, just taking a little sightseeing tour on top of the world.
Yes, this is A rank, folks. These fools NEVER LEFT our base, leaving me in a 1v4 situation until the enemy achieved a knockout victory (it was a short match, but I still managed to get 9 kills before giving up the ghost).
After that I had a couple more wins, propelling me to A+ 98. Then matchmaking saw fit to give me three S-ranked teammates versus a full A-ranked team (not A+), which proceeded to decimate their betters and leave us crying in a corner.
I don't think I could make up a more ridiculous story if I tried.