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[Wag]

BY THE WAY, Cumberbatch is playing an alternate version of Janeway who was born earlier and male instead of female.

Did you just spoil it for me dickweed?

 

[Deleted member 1235]

dear lord, 6 may release date in lots of europe. I WONDER IF THIS WILL BE PIRATED

 

[SCULLIBUNDO]

dear lord, 6 may release date in lots of europe. I WONDER IF THIS WILL BE PIRATED

I heard JJ added more lens-flares to fight against piracy.

 

[Xevren]

I hope it's good, but I will assume the worst due to Lindelof.

 

[3N16MA]

Low res and lens flare. They will think they're watching Super 8.

 

[Karl2177]

As much shit as Abrams gets for the lens flares, the first one in Imax was goddamn sweet because of them. I will be seeing this one in Imax as well.

 

[B.K.]

I hope it's good, but I will assume the worst due to Lindelof.

Orci and Kurtzman are worse than Lindelof.

 

[G-Fex]

They thought this was good enough to put on screen?

 

[The Librarian]

Did you just spoil it for me dickweed?

Dickweed?

 

[G-Fex]

Dickweed?

It's kind of like a Romulan soured drink given to youths at their 15th star cycle age.

 

[SCULLIBUNDO]

Dickweed?

Fuck sake, go watch Bill & Ted/T2/80s movies.

 

[JdFoX187]

Orci and Kurtzman are worse than Lindelof.

But that's a trifecta of shit that I'm not sure this universe can contain.

 

[MisterHero]

Did you just spoil it for me dickweed?

She's just playing.

John Harrison is really the ghost of Surak seeking revenge for Vulcan

edit: happy now?

 

[Wag]

He's just playing.

John Harrison is really the ghost of Surak seeking revenge for Vulcan

OK, I don't generally namecall. But I was pissed he spoiled it for me. Sorry 'bout that.

I'll just ignore everything everyone says here from now on.

 

[Tookay]

He's just playing.

John Harrison is really the ghost of Surak seeking revenge for Vulcan

No, he's an insane, battle-hardened Wesley Crusher from the future.

 

[sweetvar26]

Two more weeks!

 

[Fathead]

I thought it was a reskinned Lore?

 

[Extra Sauce]

When is it coming out? I don't even want to risk googling the release date after OP's warnings.

 

[The Librarian]

Fuck sake, go watch Bill & Ted/T2/80s movies.

I'm too busy.

He's just playing.

OK, I don't generally namecall. But I was pissed he spoiled it for me. Sorry 'bout that.

I'm female. >.<

 

[Expendable.]

I wish I was a bit more excited for this, but hopefully that will lead to lowered expectations.

 

[G-Fex]

OK, I don't generally namecall. But I was pissed he spoiled it for me. Sorry 'bout that.

I'll just ignore everything everyone says here from now on.

You've got to be kidding me.


Here's another spoiler, there will be fights between peoples.

 

[SCULLIBUNDO]

I wish I was a bit more excited for this, but hopefully that will lead to lowered expectations.

When are you seeing it?

 

[Wag]

I'm female. >.<

OK, sorry 'bout that too?

 

[The Librarian]

Cumberbatch is actually Thadiun Okona.

OK, sorry 'bout that too?

It's k.

 

[Fathead]

Cumberbatch is actually Thadiun Okona.

Outrageous!

 

[Wag]

Shatner is really a killer tribble.

 

[The Librarian]

The resemblance is uncanny.

 

[Expendable.]

When are you seeing it?

I missed a screening this morning :/ Probably will check it out the Monday or Tuesday before release.

 

[B.K.]

Cumberbatch is Q.

 

[Speevy]

Benedict Cumberbatch is Holodeck Professor Moriarty.

 

[Deadly Monk]

I heard the worst part of the film is everything involving Spock and his love interest. That and how JJ tries to supposedly create a new Star Trek universe but keeps going back to old ideas and stories. And dialogue...

 

[The Librarian]

Deadly Monk, I would suggest you delete all the text in your post. There's no reason to say who the character is, even in spoiler tags, and people can accidentally highlight that.

 

[BigJonsson]

Just tell me.......when I'm in the theatre watching........will I potentially have to yell out HOLY SHIT or something like that?

 

[Deadly Monk]

Just tell me.......when I'm in the theatre watching........will I potentially have to yell out HOLY SHIT or something like that?

Indeed. If you're a Trekkie, some of the dialogue will make you smile too.

But...I hope the third film lives up to the potential ideas we assumed would occur: a truly different timeline.

 

[firehawk12]

I predict that Best of Both Worlds will be the superior Star Trek theater experience this year.

 

[SCULLIBUNDO]

Deadly Monk, you're treading awfully close to 'HINT HINT, NUDGE NUDGE, OMG JUST WAIT TILL YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS IN THE THIRD ACT WITH SPOCK AND SCOTTY ZOMG' territory. Please knock it off.

 

[Replicant]

I don't want to hijack this thread, so you should probably just stop and accept that you're wrong about this thing you have a bad opinion on. John Carter was the best blockbuster of 2012.

 

[B.K.]

I predict that Best of Both Worlds will be the superior Star Trek theater experience this year.

That's a no-brainer.

 

[AzureSkies]

I'm hoping that this is a split universe and that it won't end

Spoiler

the same way that The Wrath of Khan did

 

[derFeef]

So by Star Trek movie counting logic, this one is good, right?

 

[firehawk12]

So by Star Trek movie counting logic, this one is good, right?

Nemesis was even numbered, so that rule has already been broken. lol

 

[derFeef]

But the counting was rebooted too!

and I liked Nemesis

 

[firehawk12]

But the counting was rebooted too!

and I liked Nemesis

Letting Brent Spiner write a Star Trek movie was like letting Shatner write a Star Trek movie.

 

[Ridesh]

I heard the worst part of the film is everything involving Spock and his love interest. That and how JJ tries to supposedly create a new Star Trek universe but keeps going back to old ideas and stories. And dialogue...

I want to believe you, but...

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39575663&postcount=32 (TDKR "spoilers")

lol

 

[Phoenix]

LOL, perfect.

 

[StopMakingSense]

I heard JJ added more lens-flares to fight against piracy.

Each copy of the film has a unique pattern of lens flares to identify the source of pirated copies.

 

[SCULLIBUNDO]

LOL, perfect.

Your avatar look like an upside-down vagina.

 

[Xamdou]

Godly OP banner, hyped!!!

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Cumberbatch is the Joker, accidentally bodyswapped with a 21st century soldier.

Sorry guys.

 

[border]

Saw the new trailer for this in front of Iron Man 3. There's probably more explosions in the trailer alone than there were in the first 8 or 9 Star Trek films.

Is the movie just completely plotless beyond "asshole wants to blow everything up"? Or are they so utterly committed to keeping Cumberbatch's identity a secret that they refuse to reveal anything else?