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[Vazra]

Smug as fuck Geralt is the best.

I would totally use that as a avatar if I cared enough to drop Regina.

I could make him a redhead if that helps.

 

[freshVeggie]

Small update maybe in preparation to Sins?

 

[dex3108]

So last DLC for Sunset Overdrive was released today. That is is one step closer to PC release

 

[Nabs]

Small update maybe in preparation to Sins?

Patch 1.15 http://darksouls2.wiki.fextralife.com/Calibration+1.15

 

[derExperte]

http://www.reddit.com/r/Steam/comments/3115o5/valve_why_are_you_banning_me/

Yes, I wonder why.

 

[Jawmuncher]

I could make him a redhead if that helps.

Nah. I like the one i have now.

 

[Stallion Free]

http://www.reddit.com/r/Steam/comments/3115o5/valve_why_are_you_banning_me/

Yes, I wonder why.

Classic Reddit.

 

[Nabs]

http://www.reddit.com/r/Steam/comments/3115o5/valve_why_are_you_banning_me/

Yes, I wonder why.

I appreciate his honesty. Other reddit users could learn a thing or two from him.

 

[freshVeggie]

Patch 1.15 http://darksouls2.wiki.fextralife.com/Calibration+1.15

See below for a full list of changes:

• Weapon “Thief Dagger” increase of the attack power
• Weapon “Broken Thief Sword” increase of the poise damage amount and decrease of the durability level.
• Weapon “Manikin Knife” addition of the bleeding effect
• Weapon “Royal Dirk” increase of the attack power of the counter attack, and the durability level
• Weapon “Red Rust Sword” increase of the poise damage amount, attack property changed to slash during the both-handed normal attack
• Weapon “Sun Sword” Menu display changed to “slash / thrust”
• Weapon “Drakekeeper’s Sword” increase of the durability level
• Weapon “Mail Breaker” increase of the damage amount at the fatal blow
• Weapon “Spider’s Silk” increase of the attack power of the counter attack
• Weapon “Espada Ropera” increase of the durability level
• Weapon “Manikin Sabre” addition of the bleeding effect
• Weapon “Melu Scimitar” increase of the durability level, increase of the necessary soul for repair
• Weapon “Washing Pole” attack property changed to thrust during one-hand strong attack, one-hand dash attack, both-handed dash attack
• Weapon “Chaos Blade”, “Blacksteel Katana” increase of the attack power of the counter attack
• Weapon “Thorned Greatsword”, “Moonlight Greatsword” increase of the durability level
• Weapon “Bluemoon Greatsword” decrease of the necessary soul for repair
• Weapon “Mirrah Greatsword” increase of the necessary skill level and the status correction value, decrease of the attack power and the durability level
• Weapon “Black Knight Greatsword” decrease of the necessary attunement
• Weapon “Old Knight Greatsword” decrease of the necessary strength, increase of the poise damage amount
• Weapon “Hand Axe”, “Battle Axe”, “Bandit Axe” increase of attack power
• Weapon “Infantry Axe” decrease of the necessary strength, the consumption of dexterity and stamina, and the durability level, increase of the poise damage amount
• Weapon “Gyrm Axe” increase of the durability level
• Weapon “Dragonslayer’s Crescent Axe” increase of the attack power of the counter attack
• Weapon “Butcher’s Knife” increase of the poise damage amount and the HP recovery amount during attack
• Weapon “Lion Greataxe” increase of the attack power
• Weapon “Giant Stone Axe” increase of the attack power and the poise damage amount
• Weapon “Gyrm Greataxe” increase of the attack power, the poise damage amount, and the durability level
• Weapon “Black Knight Greataxe” increase of the poise damage amount, decrease of the necessary attunement
• Weapon “Drakekeeper’s Greataxe” increase of the durability level, attack property changed to slash during both-handed strong attack
• Weapon “Morning Star” increase of the bleeding effect
• Weapon “Reinforced Club” increase of the attack power, decrease of the durability level
• Weapon “Handmaid’s Ladle” addition of the adaptation positive correction, increase of the attack power of the counter attack
• Weapon “Blacksmith’s Hammer” increase of the poise damage amount
• Weapon “Black Dragon Warpick” attack property changed to thrust
• Weapon “Aldia Hammer” attack property changed to thrust, increase of the necessary dexterity, and the status correction value
• Weapon “Pickaxe” attack property changed to thrust, increase of the attack power of the counter attack
• Weapon “Gyrm Great Hammer” increase of the attack power
• Weapon “Iron King Hammer” increase of the status correction value and the durability level
• Weapon “Malformed Skull” addition of the bleeding effect
• Weapon “Old Knight Hammer” increase of the poise damage amount
• Weapon “Drakekeeper’s Great Hammer” increase of the durability level
• Weapon “Sacred Chime Hammer” decrease of the stamina consumption amount
• Weapon “Spitfire Spear” increase of the durability level
• Weapon “Gargoyle Bident” increase of the necessary strength, status correction value, and the attack power of the counter attack, decrease of the necessary dexterity
• Weapon “Dragonslayer Spear” attack property changed to thrust during one-hand strong attack and both-handed strong attack
• Weapon “Heide Lance”, “Heide Greatlance”, “Chariot Lance” increase of the stamina consumption amount during dash attack
• Weapon “Grand Lance” increase of the stamina consumption amount and the durability level during dash attack
• Weapon “Great Scythe” increase of the attack power
• Weapon “Great Machete” increase of the attack power, decrease of the stamina consumption amount
• Weapon “Full Moon Sickle” increase of the attack power, the poise damage amount, and the durability level
• Weapon “Crescent Sickle” increase of the attack power and magic attack power
• Weapon “Scythe of Nahr Alma” increase of the attack power
• Weapon “Bone Scythe” increase of the attack power and , decrease the durability level and the status correction value
• Weapon “Scythe”, “Santier’s Spear” Menu display changed to “slash / thrust”
• Weapon “Mastodon Halberd” increase of the poise damage amount and the weight
• Weapon “Black Knight Halberd” increase of the Fire attack power, addition of the necessary faith
• Weapon “Old Knight Halberd”, “Knight Halberd”, “Old Knight Pike” increase of the poise damage amount, Menu display changed to “slash / thrust”
• Weapon “Drakekeeper’s Warpick” increase of the durability level
• Weapon “Claws” increase of bleeding attack power
• Weapon “Malformed Claws” increase of the attack power of the counter attack
• Weapon “Manikin Claws” addition of the bleeding effect
• Weapon “Whip” increase of the status correction value
• Weapon “Notched Whip” increase of the bleeding attack power and the status correction value
• Weapon “Bloodied Whip” increase of the attack power
• Weapon “Old Whip” decrease of the damage amount at the fatal blow
• Weapon “Olenford’s Staff” increase of the cast speed
• Weapon “Bell Keeper Bow” decrease of the attack power, the status correction value, the necessary strength, the necessary dexterity, and the weight
• Weapon “Smelter Sword”, “Drakewing Ultra Greatsword” attack property changed to thrust during both-handed strong attack
• Weapon “King’s Ultra Greatsword” increase of the poise damage amount, physical property damage reduction, dark property damage reduction and the durability level
• Weapon “Pursuer’s Ultra Greatsword” increase of the attack power of the counter attack
• Weapon “Drakekeeper’s Ultra Greatsword” increase of the durability level
• Weapon “Crypt Blacksword” increase of the physical property damage reduction
• Weapon “Black Knight Ultra Greatsword” increase of the fire attack power, addition of the necessary faith
• Weapon “Old Knight Ultra Greatsword” increase of the poise damage amount
• Weapon “Lost Sinner’s Sword” increase of the fire property damage reduction , attack property changed to thrust during both-handed rolling attack
• Weapon “Stone Twinblade” increase of the attack power of the counter attack
• Weapon “Twinblade” increase of the durability level
• Weapon “Benhart’s Parma” increase of the magic property damage reduction
• Weapon “Iron parma” increase of the reception ability
• Weapon “Llewellyn Shield” increase of the durability level
• Weapon “Drangleic Shield” increase of the magic property damage reduction
• Weapon “Shield of the Insolent” increase of the dark property damage reduction
• Weapon “Stone Parma” increase of the lightning and fire property damage reduction
• Weapon “Grand Spirit Tree Shield” increase of the fire and magic property damage reduction, decrease of the weight
• Weapon “Moon Butterfly Shield” increase of the physical property damage reduction, decrease of the weight
• Weapon “Slumbering Dragon Shield” increase of the physical, lightning, and cursing property damage reduction
• Weapon “Chaos Shield” increase of the physical, magic, lightning, and dark property damage reduction, decrease of the reception ability
• Weapon “Wooden Shield” increase of the magic and lightning property damage reduction and the reception ability
• Weapon “Drakekeeper’s Shield” increase of the durability level and the weight
• Weapon “Bone Shield” increase of the physical and magic property damage reduction
• Weapon “Drakekeeper’s Greatshield”, “Greatshield of Glory” increase of the durability level
• Weapon “Sunlight Parma” increase of the lightning and poison property damage reduction
• Weapon “Blossom Kite Shield” increase of the magic and poison property damage reduction
• Weapon “Wicked Eye Greatshield” increase of the physical property damage reduction
• Weapon “Bound Wooden Shield” Menu display changed to “Parry / Strike”
• Weapon “Transgressor’s Leather Shield” increase of the dark property damage reduction and weight
• Weapon “Vessel Shield” increase of the fire property damage reduction, decrease of the weight
• Weapon “Umbral Dagger” increase of the damage amount at the fatal blow
• Weapon “Retainer’s Short Sword” increase of the necessary attunement and the magic correction value, decrease of the necessary strength
• Weapon “Ice Rapier” increase of the attack power of the special attack during strong attack, decrease of the shot speed
• Weapon “Eleum Loyce” decrease of the necessary faith, increase of the durability value
• Weapon “Bewitched Alonne Sword” increase of the durability value, attack property changed to thrust during one-hand strong attack, one-hand dash attack, and both-handed dash attack
• Weapon “Drakeblood Greatsword” increase of the attack power and the attack power of the counter attack
• Weapon “Sanctum Mace” increase of the poison attack power
• Weapon “Yorgh’s Spear” increase of the durability level and the attack power of the counter attack
• Weapon “Rampart Golem Lance” increase of the stamina consumption amount during dash attack
• Weapon “Wrathful Axe” increase of the durability value, decrease of the dark correction value, Adjustment of the special attack triggering time during both-handed strong attack
• Weapon “Possessed Armor Greatbow” increase of the durability value and the status correction value
• Weapon “Sorcerer’s Twinblade” decrease of the necessary strength, the necessary dexterity, the necessary faith, and the stamina consumption amount, addition of the magic correction
• Weapon “Ivory King Ultra Greatsword” increase of the necessary attunement and the magic attack power, addition of the magic correction
• Weapon “Aged Smelter Sword” increase of the durability level, attack property changed to thrust during both-handed strong attack
• Armor “Astrologist’s Robe”, “Astrologist’s Gauntlets”, “Astrologist’s Bottoms” decrease of the weight
• Armor “Mask of Judgment”, “Manchettes of Judgment”, “Tights of Judgment” increase of the resistance to poison
• Armor “Black Witch Veil” increase of the resistance to magic and curse
• Armor “Black Witch Domino Mask” decrease of the HP decreasing rate
• Armor “Peasant Hat” addition of the faith positive correction, addition of the attunement negative correction
• Armor “Peasant Attire”, “Peasant Long Gloves”, “Peasant Trousers” addition of the adaptation positive correction, addition of the attunement negative correction
• Armor “Syan’s Helm”, “Syan’s Armor”, “Syan’s Gauntlets”, “Syan’s Leggings” increase of the resistance to fire
• Armor “Singer’s Dress” increase of the resistance to magic, fire, lightning, and dark
• Armor “Vengarl’s Helm” addition of the vitality positive correction
• Armor “Rusted Mastodon Helm”, “Rusted Mastodon Armor”, “Rusted Mastodon Gauntlets”, “Rusted Mastodon Leggings” increase of the resistance to dark
• Armor “Old Knight Helm”, “Old Knight Gauntlets”, “Old Knight Leggings” increase of the toughness
• Armor “Looking Glass Mask” addition of the faith positive correction
• Armor “Agdayne’s Cuffs” addition of the faith positive correction
• Armor “Llewellyn Armor”, “Llewellyn Gloves”, “Llewellyn Shoes” increase of the toughness
• Armor “Creighton’s Steel Mask”, “Creighton’s Chainmail”, “Creighton’s Chain Gloves”, Creighton’s Chain Leggings” increase of the resistance to bleeding
• Armor “Cale’s Helm” addition of the dexterity positive correction and the endurance positive correction
• Armor “Bell Keeper Helmet”, “Bell Keeper Bellyband”, “Bell Keeper Cuffs”, “Bell Keeper Trousers” increase of the resistance to lightning
• Armor “Mad Warrior Mask” addition of the adaptation positive correction
• Armor “Targray’s Helm”, “Targray’s Armor”, “Targray’s Manifers”, “Targray’s Leggings” increase of the resistance to lightning
• Armor “Retainer Robe” increase of the resistance to fire
• Spell “Soul Appease” working to anything else other than Hollows.

That's a lot of calibration

 

[Deques]

That's a lot of calibration

And it's for free!

 

[Freedom = $1.05]

i've been playing Sonic 4 episode 1 lately because i've been curious about it for some time and it appears to be short.

the less said about sonic4e1 the better. it's like someone tried to recreate sonic 2 only they did so with about $2 worth of a budget and 0 sense of how to make a good 2d game, let alone a good sonic game. wow is this bad.

 

[Hero Prinny]

i've been playing Sonic 4 episode 1 lately because i've been curious about it for some time and it appears to be short.

the less said about sonic4e1 the better. it's like someone tried to recreate sonic 2 only they did so with about $2 worth of a budget and 0 sense of how to make a good 2d game, let alone a good sonic game. wow is this bad.

wasn't that game supposed to be like 3 episodes? guess sales were such shit they never even bothered with the 3rd.

 

[Tizoc]

Sonic 4 is not that good IMO, also pits everywhere...

wasn't that game supposed to be like 3 episodes? guess sales were such shit they never even bothered with the 3rd.

Apparently Ep. 3 was gonna be handled by Taxman who did Sonic 1 and 2 remaster on iOS.

 

[derExperte]

i've been playing Sonic 4 episode 1 lately because i've been curious about it for some time and it appears to be short.

the less said about sonic4e1 the better. it's like someone tried to recreate sonic 2 only they did so with about $2 worth of a budget and 0 sense of how to make a good 2d game, let alone a good sonic game. wow is this bad.

E2 is a teeny tiny bit better but yes, E1 made me angry.

 

[Baron_Calamity]

That's a lot of calibration

 

[Last Baron]

This gives howling at the moon a new meaning ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
(NSFW duh)

Annnnd I'm on a list

 

[lashman]

now that is pretty funny

 

[Vazra]

Annnnd I'm on a list

She is 18.

 

[NingenJanai]

This gives howling at the moon a new meaning ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
(NSFW duh)

Not liking the mustache.

 

[Nabs]

Woops. The SpeedRunners April fools gag really hurt some folks out there:

http://steamcommunity.com/games/207140/announcements/detail/168098067906944372

 

[Freedom = $1.05]

E2 is a teeny tiny bit better but yes, E1 made me angry.

I tried sonic 4e2 out and, yeah, at least it looks better and the physics seem more in line with what you'd expect from a sonic game. He doesn't look like he's slipping on ice the whole game. Maybe that won't be so bad when I get around to it.

Sonic 4 is not that good IMO, also pits everywhere...



Apparently Ep. 3 was gonna be handled by Taxman who did Sonic 1 and 2 remaster on iOS.

More importantly, he did that amazing sonic cd remaster that included all of the soundtracks and tails and was damn good.

 

[Messiah]

Woops. The SpeedRunners April fools gag really hurt some folks out there:

"Nice, my 8 and 5 year old kids were disappointed when I told them they couldn't play it because the devs broke the game we payed for. Funny joke a$$hats "

Wow, some people were really angry.

 

[freshVeggie]

Is GTAV on nextgen 60fps?

I get confused with the many remasters which also do the jump in framerates.

 

[Freedom = $1.05]

Is GTAV on nextgen 60fps?

No bro don't be crazy.

 

[Jawmuncher]

Didn't the Devs not even make a way to disable it?

 

[derExperte]

Is GTAV on nextgen 60fps?

I get confused with the many remasters which also do the jump in framerates.

Not even locked 30fps.

 

[iosefe]

Woops. The SpeedRunners April fools gag really hurt some folks out there:

http://steamcommunity.com/games/207140/announcements/detail/168098067906944372

i cannot fathom this

 

[Last Baron]

Woops. The SpeedRunners April fools gag really hurt some folks out there:

http://steamcommunity.com/games/207140/announcements/detail/168098067906944372

I'm not one to be a sadist for April Fools but the amount of butthurt coming out of the SpeedRunners community over this is highly amusing.

 

[Arthea]

i cannot fathom this

It's well known scientific fact that 50% of humanity has no sense of humour, and when you haven't it, you have anger problems, simple.
I feel bad for devs somewhat, it's prank they worked on, not something cooked in 5 minutes and here is their reward, good that's only half of their fans reacting this way, otoh, who can loose half of fans these days, good joke or no.

 

[MMBosstones86]

Woops. The SpeedRunners April fools gag really hurt some folks out there:

http://steamcommunity.com/games/207140/announcements/detail/168098067906944372

The butthurt is real.

 

[Alo81]

Woops. The SpeedRunners April fools gag really hurt some folks out there:

http://steamcommunity.com/games/207140/announcements/detail/168098067906944372

This is perfect, I love it.

 

[PetriP-TNT]

Woops. The SpeedRunners April fools gag really hurt some folks out there:

http://steamcommunity.com/games/207140/announcements/detail/168098067906944372

Still better than the Youtube celebs update

 

[Baron von Loathsome]

Woops. The SpeedRunners April fools gag really hurt some folks out there:

http://steamcommunity.com/games/207140/announcements/detail/168098067906944372

This just in, we're getting countless reports of pain in SpeedRunners players' gluteus maximi.

 

[Lostconfused]

ban the OP.

 

[freshVeggie]

No bro don't be crazy.

Ah, alright. If it is stable then it is fine ...

Not even locked 30fps.

Well, shit.

 

[lashman]

 

[Alo81]

This from the speedrunners update post his hilarious.

What makes it so upsetting is that we know you all love the new style so much, yet this new research indicates that maybe you love us a bit too much, and are being blinded by your love for tinyBuild and SpeedRunners.

As a result, it is with deep regret that we will be reverting the visual style back to its original non-pixelated look later today. We hope you can forgive us on this, the first day of the month of April. Now let’s pretend that this never happened and move on with our lives.

The bolded was actually bolded in their post too lol.

 

[freshVeggie]

This from the speedrunners update post his hilarious.

The bolded was actually bolded in their post too lol.

Wow. People can't take a joke.

 

[Deques]

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[IMGhttp://media.overkillsoftware.com/2015/04/april_fools_guys.png[/IMG]

I like the achievements

Useless
Stand around doing nothing for an entire heist

Gotta Collect 'em all
Gather 10 cops in Capture Cubes.

The price is too high though

 

[Phawx]

Woops. The SpeedRunners April fools gag really hurt some folks out there:

http://steamcommunity.com/games/207140/announcements/detail/168098067906944372

Come on!

 

[Parsnip]

Amazing thread morningbus.

Happy Bday Parsnip. Get fat today

Happy Birthday, Parsnip! You're a fellow April baby.

Happy birthday to you indeed.

Happy Birthday

happy birthday for all 1 April people

Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday Parsnip =D

Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday Parsnip!

Thanks everyone.


Fun fact, everyone's favorite voice actor Troy Baker is also born on April 1st.

Woops. The SpeedRunners April fools gag really hurt some folks out there:

http://steamcommunity.com/games/207140/announcements/detail/168098067906944372

Wow.

 

[Hero Prinny]

its wonderful.

 

[Sölf]

Dat Speedrunners butthurt. So delicous.

 

[freshVeggie]

Hm, with CDPR officially releasing resolutions of Witcher 3 and DX12 not bringing much improvements in that regard, I got thinking what advantages DX12 will bring to PC gaming.

 

[Servizio]

Valve To Add "SteamXXX" Adult-Only Hub

https://www.steamy.io/

 

[Annubis]

Woops. The SpeedRunners April fools gag really hurt some folks out there:

http://steamcommunity.com/games/207140/announcements/detail/168098067906944372

This just in!
Some people on the Internet are retarded.
More at 12.

=P

 

[Freedom = $1.05]

Hm, with CDPR officially releasing resolutions of Witcher 3 and DX12 not bringing much improvements in that regard, I got thinking what advantages DX12 will bring to PC gaming.

to be fair to DX12 and CDPR, the Witcher 3 wasn't developed with DX12 in mind.

 

[Turfster]

morningbus, you magnificent bastard.
I salute you.


Cho Dengeki Stryker is 50% off until the 11th

 

[darkchewie]

Instructions for participants:
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Muffin Knight #2 -- MB-DB43424FEA150054 - Taken by crazyrabbits. 1 entrants total.
The Movies -- MB-92D9D721DEE43055 - Taken by FloatingDivider. 1 entrants total.
Creavures -- MB-A10038A6B139FEE3 - Taken by Saty. 1 entrants total.
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Bad Rats -- MB-D201C7A93607A91E

Just a few randoms to give out, and wanted to see what modbot would do today. Most of the games are correct, but "Sims 3: DLC The Movies" and "Bad Rats" should be either Galactic Civ II: Ultimate Edition or Muffin Knight, don't know which though.

 

[r3n4ud]

Good job morningbus. You will be gifted SS 4 upon release.

Parsnip, happy birthday!