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steam | April 2015 - Orange, you glad it’s morningbus? “No.”

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ViviOggi

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Slightly more disturbing news, I'm playing Yaiba Ninja Gaiden Z (no that's not the disturbing part :p) and the female "Oracle" character whose name I honestly can't remember (you know the one who sits around and only talks to you over radio but in a game like this of course she's scantily clad!)

Well, in the 2nd last level it reveals...
after Yaiba is killed at the start and resurrected, she has sex with your copse in order to as she puts it "test your systems" and some things "didn't need to be enhanced"
I have no idea what this has to do with your resurrection or even the grander plot but the game really felt the need to show off this nugget of truth =/
Going for that DmC audience
 
Hopefully one glorious day posting a picture of silly video game tits won't be worse than posting a picture of someone getting their face curb stomped in.
 
I guess Deques got banned for that boobs post. Not exactly surprising, but still a shame. RIP in Peace. Hope it wasn't for too long.
Oh. At least the mod left us who quoted it alive but I did actually realize that posts were deleted. Just not the ban.
It was dangerous and someone posted it before the ban. Ah well, pity for Deques. Hope it is not long at least.
 

zkylon

zkylewd
Hopefully one glorious day posting a picture of silly video game tits won't be worse than posting a picture of someone getting their face curb stomped in.
i, mean, sure, but maybe less icky?

like nudity is fine as long as it's not straight porn, at least not something i'd care for seeing in neogaf, but tbh i don't care much about all that mortal kombat shit people keep posting so ehhh
 
there was a poster that posted a bunch of Morrowind pics of naked dudes with their hairy dongs out and about. did they get banned too?

I just want to make sure the bannings are gender equal is all.
 

A Fish Aficionado

I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
Just look at those incredibly accurate physics. I mean, that's more or less how I drive to work.
http://youtu.be/sHPn5qMy364


Or

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Vibranium

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oh, that Derrick ;)

We all know he'll hate the next Deus Ex. He'll still play it though. :D

I do agree with him that skill points and swimming need to come back though, I really missed that in HR. And hopefully more hidden routes and ways of completing objectives.
 

zkylon

zkylewd
well, i only click on the first 2 links before i was like, i think i got the idea here. regardless, wonder what their fate was
dunno, but i guess it was late at night when nobody was watching and the intent of the post wasn't as much as LOOK GUISE! TITS! as in "random dumb oblivion mods"

Real life.

oh well

dunno if i'm disappointed or not

If I buy the game The Room expecting an adaptation of the movie, how disappointed will I be?
yea, this is the one you're looking for: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/547307
 

Backlogger

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I can get why people think Hitman Absolution is terrible. I can certainly get why people think Thief is terrible. But Tomb Raider?

I'm in the same boat. I never played any previous TR games so maybe that is why but I really enjoyed the game, story and graphics.

I felt like there were some things that weren't fully fleshed out such as the actual Tomb Raiding/exploration part and some of the hunting, but I for me that didn't take away from the game's enjoyment.

Take this with a grain of salt because (1) its my opinion and (2) I don't play very many games the same year they came out but it was in my top 5 GOTY that year.
 
Story was pretty trash. That alone killed a lot of the game for me.

Fair enough. I found it interesting how its plot was very similar to that of Risen, but overall I didn't really notice the story much. It was a stock-standard mystic Tomb Raider BS thing. I also couldn't help but wonder if it was coincidence or some kind of subtext that when it comes to the main characters,
every white male dies, and every woman and/or minority survives.
But overall, that wasn't enough to throw me off the decent gameplay.
 

Uzzy

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I can get why people think Hitman Absolution is terrible. I can certainly get why people think Thief is terrible. But Tomb Raider?

It's a Tomb Raider game where Raiding Tombs is almost non-existent, and out of character for that Lara anyway. In other words, it's a terrible Tomb Raider, but a great game otherwise.
 

lashman

Steam-GAF's Official Ambassador to Gaming-GAF
Midtown Madness had a profound effect on me. :p Speaking of which, Microsoft ought to re-release all of the Madness games. I wasted so many hours on the demo for the original Motocross Madness.

... and port Midtown Madness 3 to PC :)

... and while they're at it - I could use some RalliSport Challenge (1 and 2) on steam as well :)
 

Salsa

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so instead of working im rendering an edit of the mortal kombat x launch trailer I did with the original movie theme

mondaysss
 

Miguel81

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I can get why people think Hitman Absolution is terrible. I can certainly get why people think Thief is terrible. But Tomb Raider?

It's not terrible at all , but the change from mostly platforming/exploration in previous titles to shooting and set pieces was jarring. Can't blame them, though, as Uncharted was becoming too successful to ignore.
 

lashman

Steam-GAF's Official Ambassador to Gaming-GAF
i thought derrick's banning would finally mean freedom from his tryhardism

i am still being assaulted with his edginess from beyond the grave

pls stop you are aiding and abetting ban evasion

sorry
 

Turfster

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i think there was a combine on the platform of this billboard

but how did he get up there

That's your crossbow training enemy.
You get on the grassy knoll and nail his ass to the billboard to watch him dangle.
How could you not have done that? ;)

Also,
they have these choppers they rappel from
 

Anteater

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i liked midtown madness, what i remember most about midtown madness is that my cousin who got out of touch with video games loved the shit out of the first game on pc along with RE1, dude stopped playing games since the ps2, I bet I could get him back to playing video games with REmake and maybe another midtown madness.

Heck I'd buy those games for him since he lives such a sad life without video games.
 

JaseC

gave away the keys to the kingdom.
TR 2013 is fantastic. I need to finish it.

I intend to play through the game again prior to Rise. Who knows, maybe by then Squeenix will have finally released a PC version of the DE.

Did the Steam client recently add Previous/Next buttons on the screenshot viewer or has that been there a while?

Quite a long time now. It used to be an Enhanced Steam feature.

Edit: D'oh, I thought you were talking about store pages. I think it's about time I go to bread.
 

Anteater

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probably got dropped off by one of those flying whaley copper woop woops.

That's your crossbow training enemy.
You get on the grassy knoll and nail his ass to the billboard to watch him dangle.
How could you not have done that? ;)

Also,

that still feels like a lot of work, what if he wanted to take a poop, how does he get down.

and you actually get the cross bow right before this guy, how do you guys remember this shit. >_>


stupid nintendo
 

zkylon

zkylewd
it's kinda weird that i haven't even played the new tomb raider game but i dunno, like all the moaning and attempted rape

sounds icky
 

Turfster

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that still feels like a lot of work, what if he wanted to take a poop, how does he get down.

and you actually get the cross bow right before this guy, how do you guys remember this shit. >_>

HL2 is a finely crafted experience that sticks with you for over 10 years, man ;)

(Also, I *think* he's the only guy on a billboard)
 
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