So...Might and Magic VI bought & installled. I decided to be a heretic and actually play it. Start it up and it insists on updating UPlay despite me using it this morning just fine. Speed is slower than dial up. An hour passes and I'm pissed off before I begin playing.
UPlay loads and I start the game. Get some crap about connecting to the Conflux when Its booted and eventually an empty News window appears, which was helpful.
I ended up rebooting the game, don't remember why, maybe changing an option to increase mouse sensitivity or something equally important. When it got to the about connecting to the Conflux I hit cancel because all it seemed to do before was fuck about for thirty seconds and then show me an empty window.
I play the game for an hour or so and come close to finishing the first tutorial map, but I wanted to know about some stuff that the tutorial didn't cover so I Alt-Tab to Google it.
During the search I come across a forum post about being in Online mode having the potential to eat saves and how even if you are online in single player mode and there is a server problem you can lose progress. So when I go back to game I save, exit. switch UPlay to offline and reboot the game.
I take note of the big writing on the page saying Offline saves are for offline mode only and think whatever, I was online just now, offline is safer for my saves anyway.
So, I kill the boss of the tutorial, get given an Ancestral Sword which is part of some Dynasty thing and move onto the next map. The first screen I see is about Dynasty bonuses to click on and I'm also surprised to see how I'm not allowed to click on them and use them because I'm offline. That special shit in my single player game is for when I am permanently online.
I exit game, turn UPlay back to online and reboot. Go to load my game and there's NO SAVES. Not even the ones I thought I had online before going offline. Turns out I was never online at all, despite loading the game with UPlay online, because I cancelled the Conflux menu before it had completed connecting me to specialsauceonline.com or whatever it was up to.
Once again, I go back to offline to make sure my offline saves show up, they do - no complaints there THANKS Ubi! Except of course you can't turn offline saves into online saves, nope you might be cheating or a pirate or something.
It also turns out there's a lot of Dynasty items, abilities, Heroes etc that you can ONLY use/get when online. Including the sword (my fathers sword apparently) that I was awarded when offline.
So, Ubi. You give me my fathers sword, tell me how fucking special it is then tell me afterwards I can't use it because I'm not online? Seriously?
Here's what the online only Dynasty system is - shamelessly stolen from another forum.
Dynasties is the achievement system in Heroes 6, which unlocks additional heroes and powerful items. It also unlocks additional abilities.
It affects both multiplayer and single player, it is however not necessary to complete the game, and it is not available when playing offline
tldr: Don;t expect the full game or anything in Might and Magic 6 when you are offline because it has a fucking fantastic form of always-online drm by limiting your items/abilities/heroes. Oh want to to play offline? Sure - fucking thief - have most of a game.
Thanks Ubi! you amazingly thoughtless and ignorant dicks.