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[AbundantChoice]

This is going to be the worst month of SteamGAF for me. Have absolutely no way to play the clicker game. So 90% of the posts from the start of the sale have been worthless to me.

Rest assured that as dumb as this clicker game is, nothing, *nothing* will ever approach the thread-destroying horror that was the color war few sales ago. That almost made me give up on gaming message boards completely.

 

[Shadownet]

you left me for those fools
very bad

I left you because Gaben didn't want me to join your team.

I am stuck as idlesefe.
):

Why can't you change it?

You guys are like 10 levels behind us, LOL
Come over and join the real MVP's.
EDIT: And you have 200 more players than us!

Yeah no thanks. I don't want to lose all of my upgrades.. thank you very much. We're moving along just fine in this group.

I saw Lain on the game I was playing so we might have been on the same team *shrugs*

Yeah I think there are quite a few gaffers in this group.

 

[iosefe]

Rest assured that as dumb as this clicker game is, nothing, *nothing* will ever approach the thread-destroying horror that was the color war few sales ago. That almost made me give up on gaming message boards completely.

#RedTeam

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Just checked the sales thread. That's mostly clicker talk as well. Oh geez oh man.

No clickerjerking, no jw...man I'd hate to be you.

<3

 

[Cheddahz]

Don't understand how to play this dumb game

 

[crazyrabbits]

Yeah no thanks. I don't want to lose all of my upgrades.. thank you very much. We're moving along just fine in this group.

We have tactical nukes for days, son.

That's really all you need.

See that? We already went two levels up.

Magic.

 

[rtcn63]

Don't understand how to play this dumb game

You just put your lips together and blow

 

[ramoisdead]

#RedTeam

Naw son, #TeamPurple

 

[FiveElementNinja]

Didn't flash sales used to be every 8 hours? Or was that voting?

 

[crazyrabbits]

#RedTeam

The red menace will always be here.

Spoiler

Team Red for life

 

[iosefe]

Naw son, #TeamPurple

Pls

Why can't you change it?

I wish I knew

 

[Jawmuncher]

No clickerjerking, no jw...man I'd hate to be you.

<3

The timing here is definitely horrible. At least I have my JW soundtrack and the knowledge that the box office will stomp meaning another JW movie being made.

 

[rtcn63]

The red menace will always be here.

 

[Rhaknar]

Dat iosefe avatar change for the greater good

 

[electroflame]

Well...everything after level 100 is super, super slow-going.

Currently at 127, but everything takes forever to kill.

 

[Annubis]

1710 games
one boss every 10 level

The games would need to hit level 116 on average to unlock the last milestone.

 

[iosefe]

I think I'll keep this until the sale is over

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

We need more Warren avatars.

 

[Last Baron]

Warren is not a color

 

[Rhaknar]

Warren is not a color

Blue. Well sometimes

 

[iosefe]

Warren is not a color

But Warren is black and blue


E:damn you

 

[Turfster]

There's been a suspicious boost in boss defeats.

 

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[rtcn63]

Warren is not a color

Warrenge

 

[Rhaknar]

But Warren is black and blue


E:damn you

Black? We be talking about different Warrens methinks

 

[NingenJanai]

you left me for those fools

very bad

you are just jealous you are not on our amazingballs team.

edit: morning guys.
edit2: what did I miss?

 

[Stumpokapow]

There's been a suspicious boost in boss defeats.

it's manually updated, so it'll go in chunks

 

[Rhaknar]

you are just jealous you are not on our amazingballs team.

Dude I sware to god I was going to post "it's 5am wheres mah succubus and robot boy at?"

Goddamn it what a missed opportunity

 

[Annubis]

There's been a suspicious boost in boss defeats.

Q: Do the stat counters automatically update?
A: Some do, some don't. The milestone counters are updated manually by Steam staff. However, there are a few automatically-updating stat counters.

Someone just went to do it I would guess.

 

[iosefe]

Black? We be talking about different Warrens methinks

Bruising

you are just jealous you are not on our amazingballs team.

edit: morning guys.
edit2: what did I miss?

my ningen

 

[Shadownet]

you are just jealous you are not on our amazingballs team.

edit: morning guys.
edit2: what did I miss?

I missed you. does that count?

Also thank you CoffeeCake for that Raining Gold. You're amazeball.

 

[crazyrabbits]

you are just jealous you are not on our amazingballs team.

This will not stand.

Iosefe, get on my team. We will reform the Red Menace and school these fools.

 

[iosefe]

This will not stand.

Iosefe, get on my team. We will reform the Red Menace and school these fools.

But then I lose my stats I worked so hard for

 

[Turfster]

it's manually updated, so it'll go in chunks

Yes, but we did the first 5000 in 9 hours and change, and now we've done 2050-ish in 2 hours and a half.
I mean sure, we've got more people contributing now, but not that much more.

 

[Annubis]

This will not stand.

Iosefe, get on my team. We will reform the Red Menace and school these fools.

I'll be Pink over there with complete strangers at level 60.

 

[crazyrabbits]

But then I lose my stats I worked so hard for

But we have tactical nukes a-plenty. We just mowed through the level 50 boss in two minutes an hour ago.

And cookies.

I'll be Pink over there with complete strangers at level 60.

We're all inclusive. Jase and ColdSun are over here too.

 

[rtcn63]

I have a raining gold, but there's no way I'm clicking for ten seconds straight.

 

[DXLelouch153]

lol my team got to level 60 while i was eating dinner and ice cream

 

[Rhaknar]

Bruising

And here I thought we were fellow nerds. Oh well :/

 

[iosefe]

And here I thought we were fellow nerds. Oh well :/

I haven't played LiS yet ):

Blue for depression I'm guessing

 

[NingenJanai]

Dude I sware to god I was going to post "it's 5am wheres mah succubus and robot boy at?"

Goddamn it what a missed opportunity

Bruising

my ningen

I missed you. does that count?

Also thank you CoffeeCake for that Raining Gold. You're amazeball.

<3

This will not stand.

Iosefe, get on my team. We will reform the Red Menace and school these fools.

:|

 

[X05]

GAME CHANGER

IKARUGA IS 50% OFF

STEAM COMMUNITY VOTE, GET FUCKED

derExperte brought this up earlier, definitely getting this at the end of the sale at the latest

I hope you people who wanted Lost Planet 2 didn't hold off for a better deal.

Wait what, why?
I wanted to get it eventually but the fucker is not available in my region
(I'll also have to get the Colonies edition eventually...)

http://www.gamasutra.com/view/press...Half_of_The_Witcher_3_Wild_Hunt_PCPlayers.php

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vh5mxm5Jy8

Given all the shenanigans they did to get people to buy it from GOG (and making sure Steam keys would only be available from Steam), I'm not surprised.
What does surprise me is the somewhat even distribution, I expected it to be more in GOG's favor.

This is great! Bought.

That bundle got its price corrected already btw.

List of games that got price change before sale

https://www.reddit.com/r/Steam/comments/39gzqb/developers_who_raised_their_price_then_slapped/

That list is no longer available

I really hope that our Brazilian Sloth have in mind some kind of Summer Sale.

That would be difficult, considering it's currently winter.

in other news, i'm thinking of making a thread celebrating my 18 years of using the internet and the fact that my email address, that i still use, is old enough to vote, smoke and proposition hookers

oh, the good old days of America Online...


i'll probably relegate to the Parody thread urges

what does our local Wise Man say?

The main family account we still use is almost 21 years old now!

Is anyone actually buying games?

I have bought a ton of shit already, but to be fair I needed to vent some steam* so that's mostly the reason of the shopping spree.

*

Spoiler

pun totally intended

 

[Last Baron]

How much can I trust my badge page when it says I have 3 drops left for the monster game? I think I've gotten four already in the last 10+ hours.

 

[Rhaknar]

I haven't played LiS yet ):

LiS whut? Dude you're just digging yourself deeper, stop. My nerd levels are too much for you. Go hang out with your jock friends.

 

[Turfster]

How much can I trust my badge page when it says I have 3 drops left for the monster game? I think I've gotten four already in the last 10+ hours.

The badge lies.

 

[iosefe]

LiS whut? Dude you're just digging yourself deeper, stop. My nerd levels are too much for you. Go hang out with your jock friends.

D:

 

[Annubis]

Tomorrow after the game resets, I'm definitively going to put all my elemental damage into only one element and simply try and target lanes with that element.

 

[crazyrabbits]

I find it's better to keep the elemental damage spread out. Tonight, I'm going to bank funds and become a tank.

 

[iosefe]

I have no idea what I'll do. How much is too much? Are there optimal builds yet?

 

[Last Baron]

Go for the spawners is the new shoot the medic first