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[KenOD]

I tried to be kind once, but it changed me and got me tagged for life.

So take it as a lesson, and be stealthy about things. To help you out, my favourite stealth game.

Instructions for KenOD:
Don't abuse me with a large number of giveaways until after the Winter/Summer sale has ended.

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Rules for this Giveaway:
- If you are a lurker you are not eligible for this giveaway. You need five or more posts in either the current Steam thread or the previous one to be eligible
- This giveaway is a LIGHTNING raffle. The winners will be selected by random draw 15 minutes after the draw was created. Any games not claimed after that point will be given away first come first serve.



Commandos 2 -- MB-8B67381EC4338829 - Taken by Last Baron. 2 entrants total.

 

[jshackles]

I just wonder why we havent heard anything about it. Isnt it summer now?

Square Enix still have it listed for "Spring 2015" on their release dates page.

Spring technically ends with the Northern solstice which happens around June 21st. So maybe we'll see a surprise release before then.

 

[iosefe]

I'll literally buy anything released on Steam that's Final Fantasy, usually day one and full price. I'm thinking of picking up Heavensward even though I don't have an active sub to XIV nor a high level character. Yep, I'm a sucker.

i don't blame you. i'm a sucker for the series from my earliest days of playing 7 on the PS1, then playing FFV afterwards, to watching my brother play 9

 

[Tizoc]

Well this went up early :V

The countdown begins to E3~

 

[morningbus]

Just want a japanese PC E3 conference.

That's an interesting euphemism for "funeral."

 

[corrosivefrost]

I tried to be kind once, but it changed me and got me tagged for life.

So take it as a lesson, and be stealthy about things. To help you out, my favourite stealth game.

I used to be a snowman with a heart of gold.
And then a GAFer told me I was an idiot for being generous and not taking care of myself.

Now I'm not generous anymore. Thanks GAFer. You know who you are!

 

[Lomax]

Just noticed a weird notification in the corner of my screen and it was this:

I'm running Windows 7. Of course it doesn't give any indication when exactly it will be available, and I'm a little afraid to switch over the moment it is released, but still interesting to see the process begin.

 

[Zeyphersan]

Holy shit, really? Dang, they're going to drag it out to hell and back.

Definitely, but I'll still watch the whole thing because I'm shameless

 

[Turfster]

Just noticed a weird notification in the corner of my screen and it was this:

I'm running Windows 7. Of course it doesn't give any indication when exactly it will be available, and I'm a little afraid to switch over the moment it is released, but still interesting to see the process begin.

You installed KB3035583.

 

[corrosivefrost]

I'm innocent!!! ; _ ;

wait it was a LIE?
T_T i have been lost

I don't talk about my birthday. It's possible that my birthday was on the day FreshVeggie thought it was -- but there is no actual record of what the real day is on the internet, so it's up to whether or not you believe Veggie's source (*cough*lashman*cough*) was correct.

 

[NingenJanai]

new thread, nice and all that.

 

[Lomax]

You installed KB3035583.

Hmmmm, apparently I did. Well I'm about to be without my computer for around three weeks, so I'll be even more lttp after that I'm sure.

 

[Atraveller]

new thread, nice and all that.

Shiny and chrome!

 

[Tizoc]

Does anyone have a Sony W600B HDTV?
I'd like to know what settings you are using on it for best visual output for games or watching movies.

 

[lashman]

I don't talk about my birthday. It's possible that my birthday was on the day FreshVeggie thought it was -- but there is no actual record of what the real day is on the internet, so it's up to whether or not you believe Veggie's source (*cough*lashman*cough*) was correct.

it wasn't meeeeeeeeeeeeee, goddammit ... ;(

 

[DmAc2k6]

My wallet is nearly ready for my first big Steam sale.

 

[corrosivefrost]

it wasn't meeeeeeeeeeeeee, goddammit ... ;(

You'll have to take that up with Vegemite.

 

[Tizoc]

This is how ready I am for the Summer Sale

 

[Milamber]

Speaking of accusations, whatever happened to that Birdman Attorney game?

 

[LurkerPrime]

I'll literally buy anything released on Steam that's Final Fantasy, usually day one and full price. I'm thinking of picking up Heavensward even though I don't have an active sub to XIV nor a high level character. Yep, I'm a sucker.

Here you go - a shopping list.

 

[Boss Doggie]

Valve games should have Pokemon-amie, or Valve-amie if you will.

You would want to pet Engineer right?

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

For some, yes.

For you, no.

Time just flies, man.

 

[iosefe]

Here you go - a shopping list.

it's a nice list, really

 

[Teggy]

(3) Just spent 70 hours with The Witcher 2 -- I need a break from the universe for a bit.

70? I was under the impression it's about a 25 hour game.

 

[Turfster]

Speaking of accusations, whatever happened to that Birdman Attorney game?

Aviary Attorney's public kickstarter page had its last public update 15 days ago, it seems.
TL;DR: "On schedule for late June, early July release"

 

[Last Baron]

Speaking of accusations, whatever happened to that Birdman Attorney game?

If it were a 3DS game that would be the killer app to get me to buy one

 

[dex3108]

Oh look 980Ti announced while I was sleeping. Another card that I can't afford because it will cost ridiculous amount of money here at my place

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

it's a nice list, really

I just got done listening to "This Summer's Gonna Hurt Like A Motherfucker", too.

 

[Milamber]

Aviary Attorney's public kickstarter page had its last public update 15 days ago, it seems.
TL;DR: "On schedule for late June, early July release"

Thanks. At least it's coming.

 

[BinaryPork2737]

This is how ready I am for the Summer Sale

Meanwhile for those of us that are not prepared:

 

[morningbus]

Speaking of accusations, whatever happened to that Birdman Attorney game?

Aviary Attorney's public kickstarter page had its last public update 15 days ago, it seems.
TL;DR: "On schedule for late June, early July release"

Sincerely thought he was referencing this:

 

[Atraveller]

Saw 980Ti's price in Taiwan, 780USD, this better be fucking placeholder price. I hate how these Taiwanese companies love to scam their own countrymen.

 

[Rhaknar]

Ah yes a gif of Geralt trying to loot a chest underwater in Witcher 3

>_>

 

[LurkerPrime]

Ah yes a gif of Geralt trying to loot a chest underwater in Witcher 3

>_>

Click through. That's exactly it!

You win! Treat yourself to something on Steam - you've earned it.

 

[iosefe]

24 bucks is enough right?

 

[Turfster]

Saw 980Ti's price in Taiwan, 780USD, this better be fucking placeholder price. I hate how these Taiwanese companies love to scam their own countrymen.

Still less than the EU ripoff price.

 

[Rhaknar]

Click through. That's exactly it!

You win! Treat yourself to something on Steam - you've earned it.

I stole the joke from the OT anyway, but only because it's so accurate. Geralt needs to stop chasing mage ass and learn to swim

 

[Tizoc]

Ugh I just realized...I'm a bit under budget this particular month, at the most I'm hoping to get
Prototype 1+2
D4
Gifts in the name of Crom

 

[LurkerPrime]

I stole the joke from the OT anyway, but only because it's so accurate. Geralt needs to stop chasing mage ass and learn to swim

He's figured out a way to make crossbows fatal underwater. Cut him some slack.

Ugh I just realized...I'm a bit under budget this particular month, at the most I'm hoping to get
Prototype 1+2
D4
Gifts in the name of Crom

Haven't played P2, but Prototype 1 is terrible. Avoid it and save some money for some games that are actually more than mere simple, mindless, trashy busywork.

 

[Rhaknar]

He's figured out a way to make crossbows fatal underwater. Cut him some slack.

What?

 

[LurkerPrime]

What?

Try shooting a drowner with your crossbow while underwater. Quelle surprise, courtesy of Geralt.

 

[Atraveller]

Still less than the EU ripoff price.

Factor in income this is total bullshit, at least most of you Europeans are suppose to make more than Americans, we don't, not even close.

 

[TheAutomator]

how sure are we the sale is going to be on June?

 

[Milamber]

how sure are we the sale is going to be on June?

As sure? Do pigs have tight asses?

 

[Turfster]

Factor in income this is total bullshit, at least most of you Europeans are suppose to make more than Americans, we don't, not even close.

Talk to Eastern Europeans/Mediterranean guys and try claiming that again

 

[iosefe]

As sure? Do pigs have tight asses?

context helps

 

[TheAutomator]

As sure? Do pigs have tight asses?

 

[Tizoc]

He's figured out a way to make crossbows fatal underwater. Cut him some slack.


Haven't played P2, but Prototype 1 is terrible. Avoid it and save some money for some games that are actually more than mere simple, mindless, trashy busywork.

Was it Derrick or someone here that said P1 was OK and so was P2?
Is the P1 port bad or something?

 

[lashman]

context helps

it doesn't make much difference

it's Milamber after all - I think we came to accept that his desires are very ... unconventional

Spoiler

 

[Conrad Link]

Instructions for participants:
I am giving away a Steam key. To enter this giveaway, send a PM to ModBot with any subject line. In the body, copy and paste the entire line from the message below containing the game you want to enter for. Confused? Watch this GIF tutorial or ask for help.

ModBot Basics:
- No need to thank me. Please don't post thank you messages in thread or in PM.
- Do not trade keys you win off-site to enrich yourself. Don't try to claim games you have no interest in collecting or playing. Don't claim games to give them to friends off-site.
- If the key is already taken you will not receive a reply. Replies may take a minute or two.

Rules for this Giveaway:
- This giveaway is a raffle. The winners will be selected by random draw 3 hours after the draw was created. Any games not claimed after that point will be given away first come first serve.



Majestic Nights -- MB-7D2FB6E88DE85790 - Taken by DaBargainHunta. 4 entrants total.

Sale month? Oh no, hold me SteamGAF.