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[The Dear Leader]

I can't load your image...

That's funny considering it's a picture of Kim Jong Un on a computer lol. The internets not so great around there I hear. Here's another link, maybe this one will show up. http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18ir476zicywojpg/original.jpg

Guess I'll just post mine. Got plenty of junk on my desk.

That industrial size bottle of Jergens I see. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[Knurek]

Please bring back bird gifs.
Even anime is better than that desk porn you've been posting.
Even Borderlands/Overwatch porn would be better!

 

[The Dear Leader]

Please bring back bird gifs.
Even anime is better than that desk porn you've been posting.
Even Borderlands/Overwatch porn would be better!

What if we do birds playing Overwatch at their desks?

 

[Crimsonclaw111]

That would be coo

 

[Ozium]

I'm tempted to take a photo of my setup but that would require too much cleaning to do. My desk is filled with cables, papers, envelopes and other junk that I just leave within reaching distance while on my desktop.

 

[morningbus]

Let's make a list of the things we know for sure don't have pee in them in that photo:

 

[Annubis]

Let's make a list of the things we know for sure don't have pee in them in that photo:

The Xbox because it's shit

 

[The Dear Leader]

Let's make a list of the things we know for sure don't have pee in them in that photo:

I'm not sure the monitor would turn on if it had pee in it, so that's one thing...

EDIT: That picture gets worse the more you look at it, I'm done.

 

[pantsattack]

So is everyone else's don't let their pictures fool you.

I got two controllers, a cup of water, and some research papers lying on my desk right now.

Most days, friend. But not today!

 

[PAUonePUNCH]

Here's my current setup, this was taken when me and squad were trying to install a Windows 10 store game.

I laughed way too hard at that... I think I need sleep...

 

[Tellaerin]

this is the type of thing that happens when you give up on life i imagine.

Just a bunch of pretentious old men, playing at running the world.

 

[Annubis]

Just a bunch of pretentious old men, playing at running the world.

We have a test station at work that looks like that.
It's used to test how stuff will look on the projector.
I wish I could explain the logic of linking dozens of screens to test a projector instead of... testing the projector but I'm not sure who had that idea and why.

 

[Mivey]

Just a bunch of pretentious old men, playing at running the world.

Old men ... are the future.

 

[Enter the Dragon Punch]

For all of our Greenlight connoisseurs, early access titles are coming to mobile

The 360 made me laff

 

[zkylon]

need a fun controller game to test my ps4 controller with

played a bit of dark souls and it was ok but want something else

any suggestions?

Please bring back bird gifs.
Even anime is better than that desk porn you've been posting.
Even Borderlands/Overwatch porn would be better!

not porn but u know

good art

what's that rose mean?

who knows!

 

[bjaelke]

any suggestions?

 

[kagamin]

any suggestions?

 

[Hektor]

need a fun controller game to test my ps4 controller with

played a bit of dark souls and it was ok but want something else

any suggestions?

Killer is dead from the current HB.

 

[Knurek]

what's that rose mean?

who knows!

Bara (薔薇, 'rose') is Japanese technical term for a genre of art and fictional media that focuses on male same-sex love usually created by gay men for a gay audience.

 

[Tellaerin]

not porn but u know

good art

what's that rose mean?

who knows!

The space opposite her is reserved for someone else, and the tag on the rose reads "I ❤ W". So either she's feeling romantic about her old buddy Winston, or her rivalry with Widowmaker has a kinky side that we didn't know about. Your choice.

Bara (薔薇, 'rose') is Japanese technical term for a genre of art and fictional media that focuses on male same-sex love usually created by gay men for a gay audience.

You've been reading too much of that awful webcomic with the gratuitous Japanese infodumps.

 

[uncredited male]

not porn but u know

good art

what's that rose mean?

who knows!

She got dumped like a bag of dirt.

 

[Uzzy]

She got dumped like a bag of dirt.

What happened, did they hear her speak?

 

[Anteater]

shadow warriors is fun with a steam controller

although I'm still not used to it, it's nice to do 180 or 360 turns really fast which I miss when I use a stick

 

[zkylon]

not feeling like playing rocket league for some reason

it's a really good game and like i really want to play it more but i never get the urge to boot it up

The space opposite her is reserved for someone else, and the tag on the rose reads "I ❤ W". So either she's feeling romantic about her old buddy Winston, or her rivalry with Widowmaker has a kinky side that we didn't know about. Your choice.

sounds like a winner

Bara (薔薇, 'rose') is Japanese technical term for a genre of art and fictional media that focuses on male same-sex love usually created by gay men for a gay audience.

interesting lol

 

[zkylon]

just realized i had one of those bluetooth thingies so i hooked up my ps4 controller thru bluetooth

sweet

 

[Nabs]

just realized i had one of those bluetooth thingies so i hooked up my ps4 controller thru bluetooth

sweet

Tip 2: Instantly turn off your controller by holding Options and pressing the PS button.

 

[bobnowhere]

Well... it's my Birthday. Yay!

Here's some of the very definition of Bundlejunk, enjoy?

Though to be honest, this year has been terrible so far.

Spoiler

My dad died suddenly in January and my Aunt who was like a second mum/grandmother died in March. So I don't really feel like celebrating.

Onwards and upwards I suppose.

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[Nabs]

Sorry for your loss. I hope you have a good one today.

 

[zkylon]

Tip 2: Instantly turn off your controller by holding Options and pressing the PS button.

i'm really confused why they named it "options" instead of start

it's like, "press start" is such an iconic phrase, why would you get rid of that -__-

really poor form, sony

 

[JaseC]

i'm really confused why they named it "options" instead of start

it's like, "press start" is such an iconic phrase, why would you get rid of that -__-

really poor form, sony

Because it brings up the options menu.

 

[Hektor]

The big issue I have with the ds4, outside of its tiny size, is that I always hit the share button when I wanna press select because that function got moved to the new touchpad. It happens every. Single. Time.

 

[Asgaro]

This live wallpaper looks really nice... but it randomly opens ads on your home screen

Yeah, it's silly he doesn't provide a paid variant.
I don't have ads ocurring; only very rarely.
If you double-tap on the homescreen, it normally opens the settings app (with ads) for this live wallpaper.
I have double-tap assigned to something else through my launcher, and that 'something else' opens most of the time if double-tapping (instead of the settings for this live wallpaper). So it seems to work how I want here...

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Because it brings up the options menu.

this made me laugh. oh zky.

The DS4 is perfectly sized. If anyone wants to buy me a couple. PM me.

 

[Snakethesniper]

Any place that sells Factorio for cheap?

 

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[Tizoc]

need a fun controller game to test my ps4 controller with

played a bit of dark souls and it was ok but want something else

any suggestions?

not porn but u know

good art

what's that rose mean?

who knows!

...Her date bailed out on her.
How the hell do you not figure that out?

 

[data]

Any place that sells Factorio for cheap?

Got it as a Steam gift on G2A for €14.

 

[Se7enSword]

Fairy Fencer F: Advent Dark Force rated for Windows PC by ESRB

Unsurprising

 

[Chairmanchuck]

Fairy Fencer F: Advent Dark Force rated for Windows PC by ESRB

Unsurprising

Isnt that just the normal game with 3 more routes or sth. like that?

 

[Parsnip]

I'm gonna buy a new tv stand soonish, not going to post any kind of desktop setup pics until then.
Nerds.

i'm really confused why they named it "options" instead of start

it's like, "press start" is such an iconic phrase, why would you get rid of that -__-

really poor form, sony

Xbone controller is worse with the task view button and the hamburger button.

 

[Anteater]

the steam controller made me realize my finger nails grow so fucking fast..

 

[Parsnip]

Nothing sucks like being at work with nothing to do and gaf not having any new and interesting topics.

Maybe I should browse offtopic for a bit, that's always something.

 

[Dusk Golem]

Nothing sucks like being at work with nothing to do and gaf not having any new and interesting topics.

Maybe I should browse offtopic for a bit, that's always something.

We're entering the unfortunate lull before E3, and the rumors don't seem as rampant as usual quite yet.

 

[freshVeggie]

Well... it's my Birthday. Yay!

Here's some of the very definition of Bundlejunk, enjoy?

Though to be honest, this year has been terrible so far.

Spoiler

My dad died suddenly in January and my Aunt who was like a second mum/grandmother died in March. So I don't really feel like celebrating.

Onwards and upwards I suppose.

Very sorry for your loss bob. Hope the next year and the years after that will never be as sad and that you'll be happier as time goes on.

 

[mp1990]

We're entering the unfortunate lull before E3, and the rumors don't seem as rampant as usual quite yet.

Last year got us spoiled. Granted, I'm not half as excited for this year's E3 as I'm usually am, due to Nintendo having little to none participation in it, so the more surprises the merrier. And, in all honesty, I'm more eager for the next SGDQ than any other video games related event in the next few months.

 

[Deques]

Almost 1300 games are hidden in my library and I am starting to find good games to play for the first time ever. I probably need to go through the hidden games to see if I accidentally hid a game that I might play some day

 

[Anteater]

Just F5 isthereanydeal repeatedly like what I find myself doing lately

 

[freshVeggie]

Here's our desk.
Can't get a direct link for pic on iPad. Neither can't you preview posts on mobile version of GAF either.
If someone can get the link on their computer I can paste the pic here

https://imgur.com/a/e3hUi

"Our". Are you an entity?

Looks pretty crammed.

I really like how this turned out. I bought the desk last November or so. The matx tower and all cords and router are in the right side.



I just got some too. I get that feeling.

Looks nice and homely but doesn't the chair get very uncomfy?

Here's my current setup, this was taken when me and squad were trying to install a Windows 10 store game.

Hail our leader o7

Guess I'll just post mine. Got plenty of junk on my desk.

Why is the lotion not in your bath but on your desk?

 

[TheLetdown]

...Her date bailed out on her.
How the hell do you not figure that out?

I'll never hear "cheers, love" a thousand times in a match the same way again.

Nothing sucks like being at work with nothing to do and gaf not having any new and interesting topics.

Maybe I should browse offtopic for a bit, that's always something.

I know this feeling. It's the worst.

The best feeling is when you're super into a game and you use work downtime just combing over anything you can about the game. I did that with DOTA a few years ago. Read all the lore, watch full matches, sample strategies, brush up on characters I sucked with so I can suck with them more knowledgably.

Only during those moments can I justify the full in full-time work.