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[SteveWinwood]

please dont buy the worst game ever made simply because its a daily deal

no joke they should be paying you to even look at that shitfest

 

[The Dear Leader]

please dont buy the worst game ever made simply because its a daily deal

no joke they should be paying you to even look at that shitfest

Euro Truck Simulator 2 isn't that bad, it's no Duke Nukem Forever, but it's still a good game.

 

[corrosivefrost]

please dont buy the worst game ever made simply because its a daily deal

no joke they should be paying you to even look at that shitfest

I had fun with it.
More than enough, actually.

And I can name more than a handful of games that are substantially worse, so... well, I don't buy into your "worst game ever made" shtick.

 

[PetriP-TNT]

Looks like the same Windows 8 store crap all over again.

I won't support an OS that forces me to purchase through its store.

What in the christ are you talking about. What.

 

[Sinatar]

please dont buy the worst game ever made simply because its a daily deal

no joke they should be paying you to even look at that shitfest

DNF is hot garbage, but it's FAR from the worst game ever made.

 

[Li Kao]

Yes, finished the last Dark Souls 2 DLC

Can finally close the book on that, tbh I thought the DLC was too hard in some places, but it could come from the staggered release schedule or that the rest of the game is definitely easier but I do now just feel glad to have finished the DLC tbh.

I fear the answer to this question but... harder than Manus or Black Dragon ? :-/

 

[PetriP-TNT]

I fear the answer to this question but... harder than Manus or Black Dragon ? :-/

Most definitely harder than Manus. Do you mean Kalameet by Black Dragon? Because Kalameet was only a pain in the ass because the tail drop was so hard.

 

[RS4-]

DNF is hot garbage, but it's FAR from the worst game ever made.

AC as a series is.

 

[Buttonbasher]

I don't regret playing Duke Nukem Forever. It has a good shotgun.

That game is alright.

 

[corrosivefrost]

AC as a series is.

oh, come on now.

so many bold opinions up in here, i can't stand it. :3

 

[Bubbavelli]

Gahhhh... Duke Nukem Forever is on my wishlist, time to bite I guess. I just know the collection is going to be in a bundle anytime now though >_>

You're in for A LOT of disappointment and a general feeling of emptiness

 

[BinaryPork2737]

So there's another otome VN on Steam now, called Dandelion: Wishes brought to you. It's $30, so it's kind of expensive.

Spoiler

It's about $12.61 in rubles though.

 

[SteveWinwood]

DNF is hot garbage, but it's FAR from the worst game ever made.

i genuinely cant name a game i had less fun with

thats what makes it the worst for me

its functional and isnt appallingly ugly ill give you that

like i had more fun with cdi games no joke

 

[rtcn63]

AC is the reason why Shadownet is the reason why there are wars in the world.

 

[Stumpokapow]

Kickstarter for an already greenlit game involved with the Square Enix Collective.
What's the point of Collective if you still have to kickstarter?

There is no point, it's a nonsense service that makes no sense and benefits no one.

The stated premise of it is that you submit your idea to Collective, and benefit from free feedback from viewers. This feedback helps you decide whether to continue to crowdfunding or not. If you do continue to crowdfunding, Square Enix has a sponsored page on IndieGoGo, which will bring you more visibility (one project from Collective has tried this, it didn't come remotely close to hitting its target goal). In exchange, they act as a sort of hands-off publisher and get a cut of your sales in the end.

The problem is:
- The feedback isn't useful
- No one cares about Collective
- No one cares about IndieGoGo
- Square Enix isn't contributing a value add

So far, here are the stats on Square Enix collective
- 8 projects have received poor feedback and not continued on
- 7 projects have received positive feedback but are apparently not positive enough because they have not continued on and are marked archived
- 6 projects have received positive feedback and have not yet been archived or continued on
- 4 projects are currently awaiting feedback
- 1 project went through IndieGoGo through Collective and failed to be funded and is now "archived"
- 1 project went through Kickstarter through Collective and was a smash success
- 1 project is now on Kickstarter through Collective

 

[Li Kao]

Most definitely harder than Manus. Do you mean Kalameet by Black Dragon? Because Kalameet was only a pain in the ass because the tail drop was so hard.

Yup, Kalameet. I don't know these are the two ennemies that nearly made me rage in DK1. Arthas was hard but fair in my mind. I'm afraid to tackle on DK2 now.

 

[corrosivefrost]

So... wasn't that Hotline Miami Payday 2 DLC supposed to release today?
I can't seem to find it in the store...

 

[JaseC]

AC as a series is.

Yeah, Animal Crossing is terrible.

 

[Salsa]

Yeah, Animal Crossing is terrible.

ffs

 

[ashecitism]

Aspyr proposed BL2 linux

We're a little slammed right now, but we are here!

We proposed the the project (ironically enough right after Randy commented it wasnt likely) and we feel so lucky they were game.

http://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/2hwpst/borderlands_2_has_landed_on_gnulinux_crosspost/ckwr0ab

 

[Milamber]

So there's another otome VN on Steam now, called Dandelion: Wishes brought to you. It's $30, so it's kind of expensive.

Spoiler

It's about $12.61 in rubles though.

Welp! DTL must be in heaven right now.

 

[wilflare]

Yeah, Animal Crossing is terrible.

I LOL'ed hard at this

 

[OldAsUrSock]

I LOL'ed hard at this

Tis' true

 

[derExperte]

i genuinely cant name a game i had less fun with

Far Cry 2. But it's a close call, I'll give you that.

Yeah, Animal Crossing is terrible.

Can't disagree, truly boring shite.

 

[Anteater]

AC as a series is.

Yeah, Animal Crossing is terrible.

 

[Durante]

You know what developers should do when they put an update on Steam?

Post the release notes.

Come on, how hard can it be.

 

[BinaryPork2737]

AC as a series is.

Asscreed as the worst game ever? Please. At least it's fucking competently made and has collision, actual AI, and some form of quality control at times.

Protip: never let parents buy a game they see at the store because "the box art looks cool."

 

[NingenJanai]

Far Cry 2. But it's a close call, I'll give you that.

FarCry 2 is a great game. One of my favorite shooters ever.

Comparing Far Cry 2 with DnF is ridiculous.

 

[JaseC]

You know what developers should do when they put an update on Steam?

Post the release notes.

Come on, how hard can it be.

Yeah, Valve ought to mandate patch notes going forward. It's annoying when you go searching for notes only to find plenty of people asking the very same question.

 

[Jawmuncher]

They don't want us to know that the patch was really nothing.

 

[Grief.exe]

Everytime Dragon Age Origins is on sale it catapults to the top sellers list.

FarCry 2 is a great game. One of my favorite shooters ever.

Comparing Far Cry 2 with DnF is ridiculous.

Had it on my wishlist for a little while now, but I haven't seen a good enough price on it to justify the purchase.

 

[Anteater]

releasing patch notes is like keeping a record of what they fucked up on

 

[Nyteshade517]

Yeah, Valve ought to mandate patch notes going forward. It's annoying when you go searching for notes only to find plenty of people asking the very same question.

or the ever popular "Bug Fixes" as an entire patch note...just that...nothing else

"Well what bugs were fixed?"
"Uhhhh"
"..."

 

[JaseC]

They don't want us to know that the patch was really nothing.

Even "Just some spring cleaning" is better than nothing. At least then you know that the patch didn't really do anything.

 

[Salsa]

you guys can go to hell

 

[Tellaerin]

There is no point, it's a nonsense service that makes no sense and benefits no one.

The stated premise of it is that you submit your idea to Collective, and benefit from free feedback from viewers. This feedback helps you decide whether to continue to crowdfunding or not. If you do continue to crowdfunding, Square Enix has a sponsored page on IndieGoGo, which will bring you more visibility (one project from Collective has tried this, it didn't come remotely close to hitting its target goal). In exchange, they act as a sort of hands-off publisher and get a cut of your sales in the end.

The problem is:
- The feedback isn't useful
- No one cares about Collective
- No one cares about IndieGoGo
- Square Enix isn't contributing a value add

So far, here are the stats on Square Enix collective
- 8 projects have received poor feedback and not continued on
- 7 projects have received positive feedback but are apparently not positive enough because they have not continued on and are marked archived
- 6 projects have received positive feedback and have not yet been archived or continued on
- 4 projects are currently awaiting feedback
- 1 project went through IndieGoGo through Collective and failed to be funded and is now "archived"
- 1 project went through Kickstarter through Collective and was a smash success
- 1 project is now on Kickstarter through Collective

Does your day job involve stats, Stump? I ask because you seem to enjoy gathering and analyzing data like this.

 

[Dr Dogg]

Well the common trend with patch notes just recently has been "Stability Update".

Also that dancing kitty has crack addict eyes.

 

[xBladeM6x]

FarCry 2 is a great game. One of my favorite shooters ever.

Comparing Far Cry 2 with DnF is ridiculous.

Own it, haven't played it. Now I just might.

 

[Knurek]

You know what developers should do when they put an update on Steam?

Post the release notes.

Come on, how hard can it be.

You have my sword, and my axe, and my machine gun.

Spoiler

lazy freakin' devs

 

[Salsa]

Also that dancing kitty has crack addict eyes.

what do you mean

 

[Vazduh]

So... wasn't that Hotline Miami Payday 2 DLC supposed to release today?
I can't seem to find it in the store...

It should be available now. http://store.steampowered.com/app/323500/

Hotline Miami DLC
Added a new heist
Added 8 new masks
Added 8 new materials
Added 8 new patterns
Added 3 new submachine guns
Added 5 new melee weapons
Added 7 new achievements

 

[derExperte]

FarCry 2 is a great game. One of my favorite shooters ever.

Comparing Far Cry 2 with DnF is ridiculous.

Both look like normal games at first but actually are soulless, misanthropic works of hate.

you guys can go to hell

I've played AC:New Leaf, hell doesn't scare me.

They don't want us to know that the patch was really nothing.

They should give Sony a call.

'improves stability'

 

[Nyteshade517]

what do you mean

"Coming soon to Animal Crossing...you and your friends can stage interventions for the townsfolk..."

 

[Salsa]

I've played AC:New Leaf, hell doesn't scare me.

my bud graham knows whats up

 

[Nabs]

$6.29

Patch Notes

 

[Salsa]

the 2 best soundtracks this gen collide

 

[freshVeggie]

He is having a birth defect corrected, at 14. It shouldn't be too bad but this is the first surgery he's ever had. We're waiting for it to start so its going to be a rough couple of hours for his mom and I.

Oh, man. Hope everything goes well. Must be hard on the nerves of parents. Keep strong.
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Once I used Air, I never went back to anything else. Clean, simple layout.

Air is the best but I had to jump to vanilla since the new layout. Wonder when Air gets compatible with that.
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This looks... special.

Hah, love how they went for the total-amateur-dev style trailer.... or that's what I think it is.
Looks like a fun party-game.
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I just had a frightening experience. I opened up Firefox and went on a site where I got very nasty ads and suddenly a command window opened up. I quickly closed it and everything suspicious in the task manager. But since then my internet got slower
The ultimate test will be a reboot of my system. Then I will know whether I caught a virus.
Been so long since the last time.... ah well. Everything nice will end sometime.

 

[derExperte]

Guess now's a good time to try to get back into Payday.

 

[CheesecakeRecipe]

$6.29

Patch Notes

Team AI
Added the FFA feature - Law enforcers and thugs now fight eachother

One step closer to Doom style infighting.

 

[Li Kao]

Hmm, with all this talk about Payday 2 I could see myself trying the first one. For the plot. Alone. Forever alone. Still haven't played L4D2 too...