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[Valhelm]

Stopped clocks and all that

 

[leatherhat]

Accurate.

 

[Conciliator]

paul ryan gets hard to charts promoting supply-side economics

 

[The Mule]

By cutting Planned Parenthood services

 

[adj_noun]

If there's any reason why American politics is FUBAR it is this. When people on the same party refer to each other like this, how do you expect to actually make government work.

Government doesn't work!

Elect us and we'll prove it!

 

[Sunset Samurai]

By cutting Planned Parenthood services

I'm done Gaf is too savage for me 👏🏽💀

 

[Dommo]

 

[Pop-O-Matic]

He's still one of Trump's favored advisers. Mostly because, much like Trump himself, he appreciates bluster and bullying over tact and diplomacy.

Also because he was the only person in the room to point out that firing Comey would probably be a bad move.

 

[commedieu]

I'm sure he can swear like a pro.

Like most burnout alcoholics can.

 

[Woo-Fu]

Who hasn't?

 

[Stop It]

Government doesn't work!

Elect us and we'll prove it!

Hey, be thankful that the White House is full of infighting and unable to cut a deal if their lives depended on it.

Because if you had a competent Republican president, with a Chief of Staff who had a clue, and no idiots like Bannon, Obamacare would be well on the way to being struck off the statute books.

The complete lack of any idea how to corral the Congress is Trump's Achilles heel and Bannon is projecting hardcore here. Blaming Ryan for not doing his job while simultaneously making it impossible is the most delicious of ironies.

 

[Boney]

Broken Clock and all that.

Paul Ryan wants to install a savage libertarian program that'll ruin the US and Bannon wants a barbaric millitary white supremacy despotism. At least if they hate each other it'll be a bit harder for them to achieve their goals.

 

[BitStyle]

By cutting Planned Parenthood services

LMAO

 

[Taramoor]

I just kind of forgot about Bannon. Does he still exist anymore? I guess his job was to just rally all the crazies to get votes, so now he doesn't really have anything to do?

Bannon had a big drawer full of "If I were President" executive orders that Trump signed for the first few weeks of the administration.

Now he's just there to try and steal some nuclear codes so he can blow up brown people.

 

[Giruvegan]

Not gonna lie I laughed at the quote.

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[Clefargle]

Takes one to know one lol

 

[Elfotografoalocado]

The first and last time GAF agrees with Bannon on something.

 

[radios shipping overview]

Devil's Bargain sounds wildly entertaining.

 

[Auto_aim1]

I let this one go Bannon.

 

[Alcotholic]

Paul Ryan doesn't get a boner for fucking people over like Bannon does.

 

[ReAxion]

 

[mlclmtckr]

Paul Ryan doesn't get a boner for fucking people over like Bannon does.

Yes he does. It's just on a different scale.

Bannon gets off on stuff like extrajudicial killings, CIA black sites, women and children being lined up against walls, and so on.

Ryan is more the type to jerk off to actuarial tables showing that the poor die young, charts illustrating wealth inequality, stock prices, etc.

 

[NastyBook]

Yeah this guy is definitely still capable of maintaining a perfect erection....

Was gonna say this. They're both insecure, baby dicked motherfuckers.

 

[DonShula]

This development, according to Green, “sent Bannon into a panic of his own” and the Breitbart chairman who later that summer would lead Trump’s campaign, began “plotting an all-out war to stop Ryan, of whom he was both fearful and dismissive — sometimes within the same sentence.”

"That limp dick motherfucker is about to railroad us with his iron battering ram of a penis."

 

[Swass]

 

[CherryIcee]

Pot meet kettle but also the pot and kettle are surrounded by many other pots and kettles.

 

[kamineko]

By cutting Planned Parenthood services

 

[Clydefrog]

Kick his ass, Paulie!

 

[Amalthea]

Of course Bannons dick is never limp because of rigor mortis.

 

[SYNTAX182]

He was asking for it and Ryan couldn't get it up. This is how he knows.

 

[Dartastic]

"Steve Bannon reportedly called Sen. Paul Ryan (R-Wis.) ”a limp-dick motherfucker who was born in a petri dish at the Heritage Foundation," referring to the think tank whose fiscal conservative policies the House Speaker espouses."

AHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT

 

[Belfast]

Bannon's clear alcoholism likely means he's one, too.

 

[neorej]

But how can one fuck a mother with a limp dick?

 

[pirateluigi]

By cutting Planned Parenthood services

Holy shit.

Shut it down, nothing gonna top this one.

 

[Toxi]

He can probably get more of an erection than Steve Bannon.

Edit

By cutting Planned Parenthood services

My sides

 

[Chittagong]

Ryan, you limp-dick mother fucker, you're just like the rest of these dudes safe moist as dudes.

 

[Bright-Light]

How would he fuck mothers with a limp dick?

FAKE NEWS

 

[Ogodei]

Broken clock moment here.

 

[Jag]

Good. Good. Let the hate flow through you.

 

[charpunk]

Wow. Actually agree with Bannon for once.

 

[womfalcs3]

How can he be limp and be motherfuvker?? I'll think about that as I get ready for bed.

 

[Neuromancer]

He makes some good points.

 

[andythinkpad]

Bannon is talking like Ramsay now.

 

[Sagroth]

By cutting Planned Parenthood services

Oh, well done.

 

[Twilight Princess]

is bannon erect 24/7?

 

[Kaako]

Cracked up at that quote, not gonna lie.

 

[rackham]

Trump Is human garbage.


Paul Ryan is shitty garbage not deserving of a single ounce of empathy

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

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