The guy with the Youtube vid, I know he seems like a baby spreading FOMO with his hand in the cast/guard thing, but when I actually watched the video the other day, the case he made for why it happened made sense. Now we're seeing repeated occurrence. There might be something to it.
I was going to get one of these when people said the dpad was fixed, but now that I know it's not. This isn't something I'll ever have to worry about. I would be much happier sending Nintendo money and being able to turn on my Switch 2 from across the room, but first world problems.