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Tasteless Jokes Thread
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Sean ConnerOWN3D
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marsomega said:
Wow, looks like something struck a nerve, did it? Hit a little too close to home?
boredJonathan
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marsomega said:
:lol :lol :lol
Sean ConnerOWN3D
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marsomega said:Jerk..Just a mental picture of a crying baby etc.. What do you mean hit close to home you ass. Anyways, moving along.
Marsomega: I'm perfectly fine with images of child rape, mutilated nuns, dead babies being pitchforked, eaten by living babies, made into baby soup, being stuffed in a bag and being left in a corner for a week, and even a living baby being hit in the head with a hammer, but putting a baby in the microwave is just going too goddamned far!
OpinionatedCyborg
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What do Mars Omega and a stupid donkey that takes jokes too personally have in common?
They both like fucking n' microwaving babies
Sean ConnerOWN3D
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marsomega said:
Whoa, buddy. I wasn't looking to start a fight here. I just thought it was funny how of all the jokes out there, you singled that specific one out. Calm down.
I'm gonna beat everyone to this.
Those who fear a higher being or some form of postpartem retribution probably shouldn't read this.
However, there is currently a fire in a hotel in Paris, and it's so bad that people are jumping out of windows alive and on fire to avoid the smoke. Sixteen have died and even more are still trapped in there burning alive.
Brings a new definition to Freedom Fries.
Those who fear a higher being or some form of postpartem retribution probably shouldn't read this.
However, there is currently a fire in a hotel in Paris, and it's so bad that people are jumping out of windows alive and on fire to avoid the smoke. Sixteen have died and even more are still trapped in there burning alive.
Brings a new definition to Freedom Fries.
whytemyke said:I'm gonna beat everyone to this.
Those who fear a higher being or some form of postpartem retribution probably shouldn't read this.
However, there is currently a fire in a hotel in Paris, and it's so bad that people are jumping out of windows alive and on fire to avoid the smoke. Sixteen have died and even more are still trapped in there burning alive.
Brings a new definition to Freedom Fries.
sonofa...
edit: but you're right, you did beat everyone
whytemyke said:I'm gonna beat everyone to this.
Those who fear a higher being or some form of postpartem retribution probably shouldn't read this.
However, there is currently a fire in a hotel in Paris, and it's so bad that people are jumping out of windows alive and on fire to avoid the smoke. Sixteen have died and even more are still trapped in there burning alive.
Brings a new definition to Freedom Fries.
Did a Japanese person tell you that?
Get it. Freedom flies.... deeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
MrPing1000
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bah the kermit joke and the having sex with twenty two year olds has been said (although i prefer thirty six year olds)
Anyway......
what's brown and half eaten?
What did the little boy with aids get for Christmas?
Anyway......
what's brown and half eaten?
The Pope's Easter Eggs
What did the little boy with aids get for Christmas?
Aids
IAmtheFMan
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1: A Jew, a Black Guy, and a Mexican are all standing on the edge of a cliff. They all decide that they want to jump off and race to the bottom. They count one, two, three JUMP and they all jump off. Who wins?
2: Two guys and a girl are stranded on a desert island, with enough food but no chance of getting off. Eventually, nature takes its course and the girl ends up having sex with both of them. Unfortunately, she's ridden with guilt and kills herself. The two guys are left alone, and eventually nature takes it course again... but again, they feel guilty and they do the right thing and...
3: A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi are sitting in a bar. They both get pretty drunk, and the Priest goes "hey you wanna go screw some little boys?" The Rabbi goes "sure, but... screw them out of what?"
4: What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?
5: What do you call a fat Chinese guy?
6: Two guys are walking in the woods and they stumble upon a magic lamp. They get three wishes, but decide to use one each and save the last one. The first guy goes "I want all the riches in the world!" And all of a sudden, a huge mountain of gold springs up behind them. The second guys "I want the biggest castle in the world" and a castle springs up behind them.
Suddenly, guys riding on horses gallop in, grab the two guys and drag them deep into the woods. They start making nooses and put them over the two guys. The first guy turns to the other, and says "I know we promised not to use that 3rd one, but now's a good time to use it." The second one goes "well, to be honest, I kinda already used it." The first guy says "what? What'd you ask for?" The second one responds:
Oooookay... that's it for me.
Society
2: Two guys and a girl are stranded on a desert island, with enough food but no chance of getting off. Eventually, nature takes its course and the girl ends up having sex with both of them. Unfortunately, she's ridden with guilt and kills herself. The two guys are left alone, and eventually nature takes it course again... but again, they feel guilty and they do the right thing and...
bury the body.
3: A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi are sitting in a bar. They both get pretty drunk, and the Priest goes "hey you wanna go screw some little boys?" The Rabbi goes "sure, but... screw them out of what?"
4: What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?
hit her until she starts working again
5: What do you call a fat Chinese guy?
A Chunk
6: Two guys are walking in the woods and they stumble upon a magic lamp. They get three wishes, but decide to use one each and save the last one. The first guy goes "I want all the riches in the world!" And all of a sudden, a huge mountain of gold springs up behind them. The second guys "I want the biggest castle in the world" and a castle springs up behind them.
Suddenly, guys riding on horses gallop in, grab the two guys and drag them deep into the woods. They start making nooses and put them over the two guys. The first guy turns to the other, and says "I know we promised not to use that 3rd one, but now's a good time to use it." The second one goes "well, to be honest, I kinda already used it." The first guy says "what? What'd you ask for?" The second one responds:
"I wished that we'd be hung like a couple of niggers
Oooookay... that's it for me.
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