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[andythinkpad]

How soon will TS dump TH if Denial Craig resign with Sony?

 

[Malvolio]

For maximum drama she must now date Thor.

 

[jmdajr]

http://www.ew.com/article/2016/09/0...k?xid=entertainment-weekly_socialflow_twitter

...Well...

MCU saved.

New hit single coming!

 

[eddie4]

New hit single coming!

it'll be called "keeping it low key"

Spoiler

get it, get it, loki.... i'll show myself out

 

[Busty]

Dating Taylor Swift is like jury duty. You get up one morning and find a brown envelope in the mail and that's it, you have to report to her house wearing a shirt and tie and awkwardly hold hands with her for three months.

I mean, you can say that you didn't get the letter but she always knows.

She always knows.

 

[Struct09]

New hit single coming!

Introducing Taylor Swift's hot new single, "Low Key"

EDIT: Beaten

 

[Napoleonthechimp]

Damn. She seems to get through relationships like some get through one night stands.

 

[therealist]

How soon will TS dump TH if Denial Craig resign with Sony?

sounds like Daniel Craig already re-signed, she just dumped him.

 

[rtcn63]

Hiddleston couldn't handle there being two comic book supervillains in the relationship

 

[rhandino]

A source claimed, "Tom can’t deal with being a laughing stock and has told Taylor he’s done unless there’s a 360-degree change on her part. It’s become a total charade and Tom is sick of being treated like a glorified escort. Tom is just done with it.” (Erm, guys... we think you mean a 180, but we get the point...)

Exciting times for her fans though! Now they will receive more failed romances songs in her next album.

Generous Queen.

 

[rtcn63]

Exciting times for her fans though! Now they will receive more 2 failed romances songs in one album.

 

[HStallion]

Her next song will be titled,"A Low Key Break Up"

 

[chadskin]

http://www.ew.com/article/2016/09/0...k?xid=entertainment-weekly_socialflow_twitter

...Well...

MCU saved.

I'm heartbroken.

 

[sunshine and gasoline]

The song based on this relationship is going to be glorious.

 

[Busty]

Her next song will be titled,"Penises feel like a bag of sand"

Fixed.

 

[rtcn63]

it'll be called "keeping it low key"

Spoiler

get it, get it, loki.... i'll show myself out

but she couldn't keep low key

 

[BronsonLee]

Fixed.

WHAT

 

[Sorcerer]

It can't be a coincidence, Taylor heard Craig was in talks for 2 more Bond movies and dumped Tom's ass.
Taylor's Bond Girl dreams crushed.
She also faced reality and decided Idris Elba would have been a better Bond anyway.

 

[LucidMomentum]

Exciting times for her fans though! Now they will receive more failed romances songs in her next album.

Generous Queen.

So Hiddleston was a rebound?

T Swizzle has some guts.

 

[Rest]

I guess Loki's not an ass man.

 

[Glass Rebel]

I guess Loki's not an ass man.

He is, he just realized too late.

 

[Aselith]

Her next song will be titled,"A Low Key Break Up"

It will be called "Snake Charmer"

 

[liquidtmd]

Low key

Lisa needs Braces

Low Key

Lisa needs Braces

Low Key

Lisa needs Braces

 

[The Auxiliary]

Wow... Over already, huh? I guess they really were just together for that James Bond gig.

 

[jack_package_200]

Taylor needs to go ahead and shock the world and date a black man. Would love to see it just for the attention it would get.

That would upset all those Neo Nazis who think she is Aryan perfection.

I would be 120% for upsetting those pricks.

 

[The God]

imagine your last name being "Hiddleston"

 

[Sorcerer]

Wow... Over already, huh? I guess they really were just together for that James Bond gig.

One gossip website claims Tom was just using Taylor for publicity.
Doesn't sound right though, he is Loki in the mcu after all.

 

[liquidtmd]

But who would be a likely candidate??? Hmmm???

Idris Elba, consolation for no Bond-age

 

[lightskintwin]

But who would be a likely candidate??? Hmmm???

Kanye

 

[Robobandit]

Taylor needs to go ahead and shock the world and date a black man. Would love to see it just for the attention it would get.

If only Kanye wasn't married...

edit - beaten

 

[rtcn63]

Idris Elba, consolation for no Bond-age

T-Swizzle confirmed Alice Morgan IRL

 

[.JayZii]

But will there be a Norse mythology reference in her next break-up song now?

 

[HStallion]

But will there be a Norse mythology reference in her next break-up song now?

Or she dates Thor next.

 

[novabolt]

Taylor needs to go ahead and shock the world and date a black man. Would love to see it just for the attention it would get.

That's probably endgame. A white or black/mixed race person. There was a blind rumor about her having the hots for Shemar Moore (Probably a bad made up rumor).

 

[Aselith]

Or she dates Thor next.

Have you seen who he's with? He evanslaugh.gif's at a Taylor Swift.

 

[PhantomZone]

Taylor Swift's reaction after a breakup

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

Loki redeemed.

 

[Dreams-Visions]

You have hope again, GAF. Now's your chance.

 

[Malyse]

couple of dorks. i give this one a few months.

You win.

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https://twitter.com/pornhub/status/773255498900602880

No chill.

 

[LionPride]

You have hope again, GAF. Now's your chance.

She ain't cute tbh

 

[Aselith]

You win.

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https://twitter.com/pornhub/status/773255498900602880

No chill.

The rich get richer

 

[HMD]

I would be so fucking tired of relationships at this point, how is she doing this.

 

[andythinkpad]

sounds like Daniel Craig already re-signed, she just dumped him.

Damn, that was fast. She probably retweeted the Craig news to Hiddleston with the Dear John message.

 

[Busty]

I would be so fucking tired of relationships at this point, how is she doing this.

Simple, she's secretly a

Spoiler

Freemason

.

 

[LucidMomentum]

Taylor needs to go ahead and shock the world and date a black man. Would love to see it just for the attention it would get.

Threesome with KimYe.

Break the internet.

 

[Saint Gregory]

You win.

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https://twitter.com/pornhub/status/773255498900602880

No chill.

"Is there a snake category?"

LoLocopter

...

There probably is though.

 

[andythinkpad]

Taylor needs to go ahead and shock the world and date a black man. Would love to see it just for the attention it would get.

She is saving it for next or next-next album.

 

[PHOENIXZERO]

You win.

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https://twitter.com/pornhub/status/773255498900602880

No chill.

Hahaha.

Taylorswift13? Does the 13 represent the average number of weeks a relationship lasts? Every unfortunate time I've had to hear about this sort of thing I can't help but be reminded of "dating" in grade school.

Oh and LOL 80 million Twitter followers with over 54 million being fake.

 

[SchrodingerC]

And there was much rejoicing on Tumblr.
Taylor "the snake" Swift strikes again!

 

[Bleepey]

Exciting times for her fans though! Now they will receive more failed romances songs in her next album.

Generous Queen.

Tay Tay can use me as a glorified escort, she wouldn't even have to pay.