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[Bold One]

Dating Taylor Swift is like jury duty. You get up one morning and find a brown envelope in the mail and that's it, you have to report to her house wearing a shirt and tie and awkwardly hold hands with her for three months.

I mean, you can say that you didn't get the letter but she always knows.

She always knows.

That's kind of scary

 

[The Last Wizard]

Taylor needs to go ahead and shock the world and date a black man. Would love to see it just for the attention it would get.

Would love to see this but the resulting salt would dry up all forms of liquid in our world.

 

[Kibbles]

Oh and LOL 80 million Twitter followers with over 54 million being fake.

How do you even figure that?


Soon she'll find the way

 

[Grizzlyjin]

Their relationship was too beautiful for this world. "The flame that burns twice as bright burns half as a long." RIP Hiddleswifton. We'll always have those hot summer nights in Newport.

 

[Hasphat'sAnts]

She should hook up with Kendall Jenner.

TMZ's servers would all just burst into flames

 

[What did he mean by this?]

Right at the time that Bond news dropped eh? Months-long publicity stunt failed!

Edit" Well, for Tom at least.

 

[PHOENIXZERO]

How do you even figure that?

https://www.twitteraudit.com/taylorswift13

 

[strafer]

You win.

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https://twitter.com/pornhub/status/773255498900602880

No chill.

Running that Twitter account must be a blast.

 

[ExVicis]

Running that Twitter account must be a blast.

It's got it's ups and downs it seems

https://twitter.com/Pornhub/status/773272180368998400

 

[valkillmore]

I figured they'd try and keep this pretty Loki.

I want to drive to wherever you are right now and hug you

 

[Toa TAK]

Soon she'll find the way

I bet they're close.

 

[PHOENIXZERO]

It's got it's ups and downs it seems

Yeah, that first reply...

 

[Solo]

2 gay celebrities end their publicist created romance? Heartbreaking.

 

[DrBo42]

2 gay celebrities end their publicist created romance? Heartbreaking.

People think Swift is gay? Huh. Hiddleston I believe.

 

[H.Cornerstone]

Have you seen who he's with? He evanslaugh.gif's at a Taylor Swift.

Yeah... Elsa Pataky > Taylor Swift (plus they have children together)

 

[PrimaNocta]

She seems like she would be a horrible lay. Just letting the man do all the work missionary style and barely licking the tip so it doesn't ruin her voice. pass.

 

[karasu]

That relationship was a scam