Sounds brilliant, right? Only problem... it's not real. Over to OXM editor Jon Hicks:
"It's a rather silly hoax. We haven't released an LA Noire review in any format, and we definitely wouldn't release one that mixed first and third person voices, drew extensive comparisons to games that aren't available on Xbox 360 or displayed a bizarre compulsion to repeat the name of the title as often as possible. That's just how we roll.
"Our review will be going live on OXM.co.uk early next week, and printed in our E3 special edition on-sale 10th June.
"Unfortunately Rockstar wasn't able to provide code in time for us to review it in our Mass Effect 3 issue - on sale this week - but we did receive it in plenty of time to do our review, and experience everything the game has to offer. It's a genuinely remarkable title, and I'm very much looking forward to seeing how it's received by players."