I am sooooo sorry for the mass suckitude of my friends [RD]metalcharms and Tensuke (well, he's not a friend, he's the little brother of a friend).
They're some old friends I know, and we were having a CS:S and TF2 day for our little personal site (ironically, the site's owner, another friend, had to reinstall and his school's internet connection was all screwed up so he could never get on).
They are all obviously new to the game and do not know anything. This is why they were going as Spies and not cloaking or disguising (I had to instruct them how, and they promptly disguised themselves as me and walked right up to me), or Pyros using flamethrowers from 20 feet away, or Scouts not knowing how to double jump or aim, or attacking as Medics.
I assure you, I will mock them with screenshots of the match for the rest of their lives and hopefully shame them away so that they never touch the GAF server again. I work so hard to help them, and the poor dears just can't be helped. Thankfully, we were keeping our chat to Steam Friends, so you didn't have to listen to their whining or 4chan-inspired drivel.