Haha, that fakeout. Scott didn't want to bite Hayden because he thought she was too weak to survive it. Should've seen that coming.
Oh look, it's trusty Theo to the rescue with Scott's inhaler. Just another pebble on his mountain of helpful deeds.
I relate to Stiles' dismay when he opened his toolbox and saw that the largest wrench was missing because he had taken it to bonk Donovan in the head. Don't you just hate it when your best power drill or your sharpest hacksaw isn't where it's supposed to be because you had to use it on a human? Look, I detest frivolous spending as much as the next guy, but at this point my tool collection is in such disarray that I'm about ready to buy two spares of everything. I know Theo would understand. Remember that time when he sensibly busted his fake dad's hand with that hammer? I'll bet he couldn't find that hammer the next time he needed to do some hand busting. Poor Theo, that must have been frustrating.
There goes Theo again, talking about saving lives rather than killing one another. Theo: the great mediator. The moral center of Scott's pack. If there was any reason to doubt his good intentions, this episode already erased it. What a sweet and pure young man. His symmetrical face and soothing voice speak to his strength of character.
Oh hey, another highlight with Theo. This time he's sitting with his good bro Scott and talking about love, and how having a good pack is even better than bondage with chains and stuff. Theo, you big softie. I know you're just trying to be nice and supportive, but that doesn't mean you have to keep the chains out of the picture. Sometimes chaining up semi-nude hunks is the best way to show how much you love them. I'm reminded of that one episode where Scott and Stiles had Jackson shirtless and handcuffed in the back of a stolen van. Good times. They forgot to pick a safeword though. I'm still sort of confused about that.
I know you were worried that I was going to stop talking about Theo, but fear not! That moment where Scott gave Theo his hearfelt thanks for going to straighten things out with his friends was truly moving. Beautiful thoughtful Theo always knows exactly how to help the friends of his friends who are also his friends. Theo is finally getting the love and appreciation he deserves.
Oh Parrish, stop being so dramatic. More than half of my college boyfriends were harbingers of death.
Check out Liam with that smoldering stare (which may or may not signify murderous intent). He's going to be a great hunk when he grows up.
You see, Stiles? Malia is an understanding girlfriend. There was no need to be a big stoopid and try to keep the badass who loves you in the dark. Communication is key.
Aww yes, that music when Lydia is reading about the Wild Hunt and Parrish flashes his sexy demon eyes! This is my jam.
Theo, no! I have to admit that was upsetting. In my opinion it was rude of you to hit Lydia in the face while doing an Emperor Palpatine snarl. That type of thing is somewhat counterproductive to building friendship and trust, which we both know are two of your core values. I hope you have a coupon for Baskin-Robbins, because nothing short of a triple scoop in a waffle cone is going to keep Lydia from being cross with you. Sit in a corner and think about what you did, naughty hunk.
Whoaaaaa wait, I didn't say to get naked! No no, don't get dressed. This is actually the most helpful thing you possibly could have done. Blaze on, you carnal whirlwind.
"You're showing me plenty right now." Yes Malia, get it! (Leave some for me though.) I hope you fully grasp the profound nature of the gift fate has placed at your feet, Malia. Theo standing right in front of you, naked, offering his help? Girl. GIRL. Treasure this moment. Hold it in your heart forever, as I will.
"I'm trying to help all of you." Straight from the mouth of the golden Adonis himself, as the air around him quivers at the touch of his tawny skin. What more do you need? This devastating vision of masculine potency makes a good point about Scott too. His leadership is at an all time low. Truthfully, he could use a vacation. Shift his burdens onto a pair of handsomer shoulders for a while. It would be a good change for everyone.
Check out Parrish getting his Superman on. I should have known he couldn't be contained.
Theo is so modest, claiming not to be perfect. But we all know the truth.
Liam vs Scott! Wow, Liam's mad. You can't blame him though. I would also be furious if my werewolf dad ignored my texts.
Whoa, that bounty hunter lady Braeden is back? I wonder if this means Derek will show up next season.
Mah gawd, it's a hunk overload! First Theo nearly blinds the continental US by baring his sublime body, then Parrish fuels the flames with his fiery hotness again? This is a blessed episode.
Hmm, so basically Theo wants the coolest pack with the coolest versions of Scott's friends, and he wants to let Scott have a vacation from being a terrible leader? Who could fault him for that? That's an excellent plan. And Stiles was so amped by this idea that he touched Theo's face! He touched it kind of hard though, with his knuckles. Twice. That's not really the proper way to touch a hunk, but we'll let it slide. Stiles is passionate about the future!
Awwww damn! Personally when I get mad I try not to deck my friends in the face or puncture them in the stomach with my claws or kidnap their dad, but people react to stress differently. Some hunks are a little too hot blooded for their own good. Theo had a bad day and lost all of his old friends after a series of mild to moderate overreactions, so he made some new friends out of a bunch of dead kids we've met before. This is actually awesome! I can honestly say I love the idea of a dark pack led by Theo. I love that the Dread Doctors are still active, and I love that Theo got what he wanted in such a twisted way. Now Scott's pack have a good reason to rally together and teach that hunk not to be so cranky.
Damn, what an episode! Bring on 5B!
