*High rank player in the room.*
"Oh crap!! Is that a Mentor/Master, etc rank? How did he ge so high? I sure ain't fighting him!!!"
"I'm outta here. Gotta save my last ticket".
People refuse to fight high ranks and just let their turns go by over and over again lol until the higher rank finally player leaves the room.
I'm better than all of you fools. *Gets destroyed from a random guy spamming the same move over and over agan*.
"Um.....can you block in this game" How do you do the block thing?"
Character does a 3 hit combo. Ooooooohhhhhhaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! That's sick!!!!! They a beast!!!!
"Man, I been playing Tekken since the very beginning and I am so cold at some Tekken. I do not know why I cannot win in this. These people are beasts. Those lasers, flip kicks and spinning kicks are soooo cheap."
"Oh come the #@$# on!!!!!!!!! Why won't you guys fight me. I am just sitting here bored. I am not THAT good.
"I bet he is lag switching."
"Learn some new @#$*&^$ moves you @#@*#*!!!!!!! after getting lasered to death by Kazuya."
"I bet you can't beat me if you don't do those moves!!!!!!!"
*High rank player waits* "I am not going to fight that guy. No way!!! I'm going to get killed. You fight him Raioiuttes212311. No I'm not fighting him either, I suck. You fight him TooCool123210003. Naw man. I'm scared also. You fight him........."
Bet he be realz good. Look at that rank.
I just added money, I'm out of tickets already?
I keep running out of coins because I keep getting beat. I'm going to ask my parents for more money.
Man, this is taking my money and making me broke just like an arcade game.
Why can't I press start? Why am I red? Is this game is broken?
A few of these are not exactly verbatim, but really close to what I hear on the mics and read in the chat. Maybe they are not funny to other people, but this is what I hear on a average night and it makes me laugh for some reason. Keeps the room lively I suppose. They say other funny things that I rather not post on here.