" A plump, curly-haired woman took a step out from the others. Her round face was red with anger as she screamed. "Stop the hate! No war! Stop the hate! No war!"
"Move or die!" Richard yelled as he picked up speed.
The red-faced woman shook her fleshy fist at Richard and his men, leading an angry chant. "Murderers! Murderers! Murderers!"
On his way past her, gritting his teeth as he screamed with the fury of the attack begun, Richard took a powerful swing, lopping off the woman's head and upraised arm. Strings of blood and gore splashed across the faces behind her even as some still chanted their empty words. The head and loose arm tumbled through the crowd. A man mad the mistake of reaching for Richard's weapon, and took the full weight of a charging thrust.
Men behind Richard hit the line of evil's guardians with unrestrained violence. People armed only with their hatred for moral clarity fell bloodied, terribly injured, and dead. The line of people collapsed before the merciless charge. Some of the people, screaming their contempt, used their fists to attack Richard's men. They were met with swift and deadly steel."
icarus-daedelus said:Book of the year 2011: The Omen Machine or Tyra Banks' Modelland?
The rest of the literary world might as well give up all hopes of ever ascending such heights.
Dresden said:Tyra Banks? That's a woman ain't it? No way her stuff compares to the Goodkind's work.
Amir0x said:Terry Goodkind is one of the worst authors I've ever read in my life. I made this huge topic about the Sword of Truth series, and sure enough GAF just exploded with shit that made just how awful he was even more astoundingly clear. The guy is a true warning to mankind, a harbinger of death and destruction unseen since WWII. This guy is the only exception to Godwin's Law: NOT bringing up how he is as bad as the Nazi's means you've left out a point so extremely salient that you've likely lost the debate.
Otherwise their hatred for morality could have infected him! He had no other choice!icarus-daedelus said:Not just this, but he tried to write Richard as somehow unable to do anything other than murder a crowd of them. You know, for his own safety. From them dangerous pacifists. Yeah.
Sounds like the work of someone who needs some time off in the rape-pit. You lack moral clarity.The_Technomancer said:Goodkind would have been a genius if halfway through SoT he revealed that Richard was the villain all along, and the rest of the series followed a series of heroes trying to stop this delusional psychopath who believe's he's a hero.
Husker86 said:Will buy this when it comes to Kindle. Sword of Truth series was my first series ever (just started reading last year) and I enjoyed it. Maybe because I had no previous reading experience, but I liked it a lot. Curious to see where Omen Machine takes the story.
mrowa said:I love how Goodkind tried to portray pacifists as evil peope.
icarus-daedelus said:Not just this, but he tried to write Richard as somehow unable to do anything other than murder a crowd of them. You know, for his own safety. From them dangerous pacifists. Yeah.
How mature of you.JasonUresti said:Yes, people grown to maturity in isolation tanks are Goodkind's target audience.
How old are you, btw? Just curious cause of the "just started reading last year" bit - presumably 25?Husker86 said:How mature of you.
Yeah 25. Started reading for pleasure when I got an iPad and eventually got a Kindle.jon bones said:How old are you, btw? Just curious cause of the "just started reading last year" bit - presumably 25?
Husker86 said:How mature of you.
Well I know how much hate the series gets so honestly I was trying preemptively defend myself by showing my ignorance of literature. I also don't sit and read into deeper meaning of books/movies too far so maybe that made it easier for me; there aren't too many pieces of entertainment that I can't get some enjoyment out of. I'm sure that will change over time.JasonUresti said:Sorry to upset you, chief. I was just poking a little fun at how you wrote that, made it seem like you were some kind of robot or experiment who just got switched on the other day.
Tommie Frazier is my favorite college QB of all time, by the way.
thomaser said:I've never read anything by Goodkind and never will, but that episode gives me a mental image of this Richard guy as the literary equivalent to Anders Behring Breivik. Killing a bunch of unarmed people because of a warped morality where good is bad and bad is good. I don't know if this is a fair comparison, but Goodkind sure seems like a dick.
Verendus said:Return of the Evil Chicken.
You heard it here first.
Welcome aboard.Husker86 said:Yeah 25. Started reading for pleasure when I got an iPad and eventually got a Kindle.
Mystar said:BUT ABC/Disney would not be denied. "We know a block buster when we see it"... This also is fleshed out in the aspect that even BEFORE any hype, trailers or much of anything, this series has been picked up in over 98% of the markets...again a record breaker, and stunning ABC/Disney.
All because this is a story about Hero's...TRUE heros!. Heroic people acting in a manor that underscores the true Nobility that is mankind. It proves what Goodkind has been telling us for over 15 years now... People want heros... TRUE Heros. This is the same thing Sam Raimi, Rob Tapert Ned Nallie, ABC and Disney all agree on... This is why you see something like George R R Martin's A song of Ice and Fire always failing by comparison, why it is still sitting on the shelf, why the screen play has had to have been rewritten several times already, and it is still sitting there... It has no true hero's and no honor for life... People want to feel good about their heros, they want Heros, they can believe in!!!
jon bones said:A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.
A Dance With Dragons, by George R. R. Martin
icarus-daedelus said:The tv series keeps some of the kinkier shit (well, the Mord Sith and their magical torture dildos) but largely excises the mean-spiritedness and Objectivist underpinnings of the books in favor of a fun, semi-serious swords-n-sorcery type of premise.
Does Terry's Wife (Jeri Goodkind) Read the Books ?
"My wife loves to read my books. She shares my outlook on life and so enjoys the way that I weave that outlook into the stories. I never could understand why some writers treat women as helpless. Every woman I know is strong in her own way"
Any Parallels to the Real World Found Within the Books ?
Absolutely...These associations can be as subtle as a waterfall description that may actually exist in Maine, or possibly even an immoral king that shares the same initials as a former United States President.
ScrabbleDude said:I had been reading Wheel of Time, and noticed how so many Sword of Truth elements were pretty much stolen from WoT.
Really Terry? Really?Any Parallels to the Real World Found Within the Books ?
Absolutely...These associations can be as subtle as a waterfall description that may actually exist in Maine, or possibly even an immoral king that shares the same initials as a former United States President.
scoot3r said:I guess im the only one who actually enjoyed the books lol
Salazar said:Kahlan thought she was sleeping with Drefan (Richard's prostitute murdering half-brother). She was actually sleeping with Richard, but she didn't know it. After she had done it, with eventual consent and then erotic rapture, she said something like "don't tell Richard".
And lightning cracked, showing his true identity, and Richard said "I think....Richard...already knows".
*Kahlan scream*
Which is simultaneously extraordinarily cheesy and a pretty badass scene.
Salazar said:To be fair, the Sisters of the Dark (however blatant a rip-off) are more badass than the Blah Ajah.
Basileus777 said:Badass? Don't they all end up as slaves forced to pleasure that Emperor who can control dreams?
icarus-daedelus said:To be fair to her, I think there was some convoluted explanation for why she had to do it.
A lot of George R. R. Martin fans seem to really, really hate Terry Goodkind's writing. And this forum has a lot of GRRM fans on it. That's probably why, I assume...Computer said:If it's that bad, why would you even need to write the OP with such a silly, sarcastic style?
I sort of said this above, but sure, I'm sure it'd be possible to make an out-of-context bash post about Martin's writing, sort of like the one the GRRM fans made there about Goodkind. Out-of-context quotes might be amusing but really aren't accurate.Morn said:Someone needs to do a similar post detailing all the fucked up pedo shit in A Song of Ice and Fire.
Yeah, he intentionally mostly kept the Objectivism out of the first four books, which are more traditional fantasy stuff, before adding more and more in each book after that.Computer said:Years later I read a few sequels (I think I got as far as the fourth or fifth book in the series) but I got bored of it before I even noticed the influence of Objectivism (which I wouldn't even mind if done right).
I think you're right that that's the intention. I, like most people, strongly disagree with that, but the books are kind of interesting even so, if just to show what this very different (and messed up) viewpoint believes in...Salazar said:Pat's Fantasy Hotlist dug up a quote from Mystar, a friend of Goodkind who has been defending him on the internet for years.
http://fantasyhotlist.blogspot.com/2011/08/flashback-mystar-vs-asoiaf.html
It's fairly certain, I think, that Goodkind shares this view of his work and of its principal characters. I think the books are sincerely intended to be read as the passage of a morally immaculate man (Richard) through an unclean and difficult world.
Kahlan's definitely not helpless, though... I mean, yeah, he has far too many rape or near-rape scenes to say something like that with a straight face, probably, but it is true that there are some mostly strong female characters in the books. There is some justification for saying that.rofl Terry you son of a bitch.
Perhaps so, I forget, but the Emperor is the main villain of the series... badguys doing evil things shouldn't be too surprising. Goodkind does like to have those evil things be sexual more often than many fantasy authors, though, that's true. But is that wrong and something he should be bashed for, or partially messed up and unwanted but partially also showing things that realistically would happen but most fantasy authors would never show? I could make a case for either of those, really.Basileus777 said:Badass? Don't they all end up as slaves forced to pleasure that Emperor who can control dreams? It's been many years since I read any of those books and I've tried to forget them.
And (in Sword of Truth) their demon sex is sort of consensual too, I mean they have to do it to join the dark sisterhood. I wouldn't call that scene, at least, rape.I guess they do have sex with demons, but Goodkind has nothing on Scott Bakker there. Bakker's rape demons and aliens with black semen and glistening cocks top anything Goodkind has done.
Don't forget the part where they cut holes into a man just to rape him harder.Basileus777 said:I guess they do have sex with demons, but Goodkind has nothing on Scott Bakker there. Bakker's rape demons and aliens with black semen and glistening cocks top anything Goodkind has done.
Darkness said:fuck you guys
i'm looking forward to reading it!
Darkness said:fuck you guys
i'm looking forward to reading it!
Amir0x said:why would you stop looking forward to reading it?
Who cares if Terry Goodkind is one of the worst authors alive today? If you like him, you like him. Fuck the po-lice.
Salazar said:Kahlan thought she was sleeping with Drefan (Richard's prostitute murdering half-brother). She was actually sleeping with Richard, but she didn't know it. After she had done it, with eventual consent and then erotic rapture, she said something like "don't tell Richard".
And lightning cracked, showing his true identity, and Richard said "I think....Richard...already knows".
*Kahlan scream*
Which is simultaneously extraordinarily cheesy and a pretty badass scene.
Tyree said:Don't forget period blow jobs.
"Just remember, if anything goes wrong, you die first" - Richard.
"Sometimes it's easier to make a decision if you aren't burdened with a knowledge of history" - Zedd.
"I am more than a woman" - Kahlan.
"You call this a proper escort ?" - Zedd.
"I'll never look at an apple the same way again" - Richard.
"I fear nothing but that I should fail you" - Nass.
"The answer you want is within yourself. You must seek it" - Shar.
"This looks a little too much like bait on a hook to me" - Richard.
"You play a dangerous game, Confessor Kahlan" - Shar.
icarus-daedelus said:"Graaaatch lug Raaaachaaaarrrg"
NEVER FORGET
Q: What was it like to write Confessor, knowing that it was the last book in the Sword of Truth series?
Terry Goodkind: I didn't have time for any emotions because the schedule was so incredibly tight. I just didn't have time to ponder anything, I only had time to be in the world, in the book with the characters, writing their story. Confessor is a book that I've been waiting over a decade to write. I simply had to get it done. My publisher gave me a schedule for the book that was well outside my comfort zone, so I was writing Confessor on the ragged edge. I wrote the last 80 pages in one sitting, total stream of consciousness. I never re-read it, I just sent it off to the publisher. What you read in Confessor, the last 80 pages of the book, is what came up on my computer in one sitting, no editing, nothing. That's a decade worth of planning and just writing it out. It's raw Goodkind [laughs].
Nature cannot have a value independent of mankind, and this is what the environmental movement has become: a religion. They've ascribed value to nature absent mankind. They've ascribed value to nature, and so what happens is, whatever you do to harm nature, people say, "You've harmed this good thing, that makes mankind bad." They're using that line of philosophy to hate mankind, because mankind is detrimental to nature. They've turned nature into a religion, making into something that is holy without reality. If nature has value, it's for how mankind can use it. It's incumbent upon human beings to respect nature for their own rational self-interests.
For example, poisoning a river is bad not because it hurts nature, because nature has no value in and of itself. It's bad because it [poisoning the river] hurts mankind. You poison the river and other people are going to get poisoned, and then you're infringing on their right to exist. You want clean air because you need clean air to breathe, to leave longer. Respect for the environment meant should be based on mankind's [needs].
Take, for example, what we're doing in Iraq. The basic thing we're trying to do is enforce democracy. Democracy is a free-floating concept. There's no goodness [inherent] in democracy. Gang rape is democracy in action. Why should we enforce democracy? Why should we have Americans die so [Iraq] can elect a government who wants to kill us? It's stupid. Force should be used by a government just like it should be used by an individual: to prevent someone else from harm. That's the only valid, moral, ethical purpose of force: to protect your life. If somebody's trying to protect you, you should protect your life.
We have Americans dying over there to enforce democracy so that [Iraq] can vote to kill us. It's absurd. There's nothing holy about democracy. The sidetrack of adopting slogans like "making the world safe for democracy"... it's a free-floating concept; there's nothing good [inherent in] democracy. Democracy can be good if it's supported by other ethical values; justice, for example, and not hurting other people. But we're not enforcing a moral form of democracy; we're just supporting the idea of democracy in general, and there's nothing more about democracy in and of itself.