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The Black Culture Thread |OT11| In This Salon, Everyone Gets A Perm

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Young Magus

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Nakazato

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Last 10 mins of work

Chick walks up to me

Are your the manager I make complaints to

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Me; OK what's the issue

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The transexuals that work here are using the women's restroom
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Me: Oh fuck that I'm not touching that.

I'm not taking that L sorry bitch deal with it.
 
Last 10 mins of work

Chick walks up to me

Are your the manager I make complaints to

...

Me; OK what's the issue

....

The transexuals that work here are using the women's restroom
.....

Me: Oh fuck that I'm not touching that.

I'm not taking that L sorry bitch deal with it.
"Bitch this ain't orange is the new black, our restrooms have doors on them and they are legally women"



Confession: I'm not slayven
 

royalan

Member
is this some sort of slang for letting him finish on you?

No! And how dare you get so fresh with me, Trey.

And hell no I don't let dudes finish on me! If the night is young I'm trying to get back out to the club. Can't be walking in the door with stains.
 

Shy

Member
Confession: I'm white
is this some sort of slang for letting him finish on you?
And hell no I don't let dudes finish on me! If the night is young I'm trying to get back out to the club. Can't be walking in the door with stains.
Roy the new Jandro
Jandro lets dudes finish on him?
I feel like jandros been to one of those Tijuana donkey shows as the donkey.
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andthebeatgoeson

Junior Member
Yo, in watching this real sports about college sports, workman's comp and how these guys get fucked over. Get an injury, then end up paying the college in a few years for medical care.

Fuck the NCAA.

50% with chronic injuries by the age of 50.
 

Jackben

bitch I'm taking calls.
Stuck in a depressive slump. I don't know if I can even leave this bed today. Ugh. Hate being alive
Get up and move. Anything is better than being still. Make your bed. Drink some water and put some music on. Make a list of 3 small things you want to accomplish today and do them.
 

Jackben

bitch I'm taking calls.
Where do you guys go to look for a good used car? I hate car stuff because I'm not very mechanically minded (working on improving this) and feel like I have to be hyper-vigilant not to get scammed. My budget is about 5k.

My Oldsmobile just died. I need something reliable, preferably with good gas mileage and good handling. Don't really give a shit about horsepower or looks, I just want to get from point A to point B which mostly means work and maybe 10 miles here or there for social stuff. I may have to buy snow tires too.
 

JeanGrey

Member
Stuck in a depressive slump. I don't know if I can even leave this bed today. Ugh. Hate being alive

Ah I feel ya. I have those kinda days sometimes but then I realize I can re-try almost anything whilst living. When you're dead you don't get a do over. Life is hard no joke but its life so get up and live.
 
Where do you guys go to look for a good used car? I hate car stuff because I'm not very mechanically minded (working on improving this) and feel like I have to be hyper-vigilant not to get scammed. My budget is about 5k.

My Oldsmobile just died. I need something reliable, preferably with good gas mileage and good handling. Don't really give a shit about horsepower or looks, I just want to get from point A to point B which mostly means work and maybe 10 miles here or there for social stuff. I may have to buy snow tires too.

Not too good a suggestion, but do you have someone who is good with cars and all that?

When I looked around for my first and current car, I asked my father to come with me and dude inspected every single one of them real serious like and shit to get me the right one.

My dad's an asshole but I can't even begin to thank him for everything he's done for me. (Don't let him know I called him an asshole, brehs.)
 
Where do you guys go to look for a good used car? I hate car stuff because I'm not very mechanically minded (working on improving this) and feel like I have to be hyper-vigilant not to get scammed. My budget is about 5k.

My Oldsmobile just died. I need something reliable, preferably with good gas mileage and good handling. Don't really give a shit about horsepower or looks, I just want to get from point A to point B which mostly means work and maybe 10 miles here or there for social stuff. I may have to buy snow tires too.

My family told me it was lexus if you buy, bmw if you lease & toyota if you were broke.
 
iZombie is so good, it's basically Veronica Mars...but as a Zombie.

Where do you guys go to look for a good used car? I hate car stuff because I'm not very mechanically minded (working on improving this) and feel like I have to be hyper-vigilant not to get scammed. My budget is about 5k.

My Oldsmobile just died. I need something reliable, preferably with good gas mileage and good handling. Don't really give a shit about horsepower or looks, I just want to get from point A to point B which mostly means work and maybe 10 miles here or there for social stuff. I may have to buy snow tires too.

Used Corolla, Civic, Accord, Camry. Year doesn't matter

Bulletproof as all the fuck. I mean short of you not changing your oil for like 80k miles (*shudders*) they'll run forever and because they're so common; parts for those aforementioned cars is hella cheap.
 

harSon

Banned
Bruhs - I don't even know what the fuck just happened.

I left early from work and went to Safeway. I'm looking at some salads, and this Hispanic chick dressed in business attire is looking too. She looks over to me and says "Excuse me, is there a Walmart around here?" I'm like yeah, and tell her where it's at. Then she's like "If you don't mind me saying, you look sharp (dress attire wise). I'm opening up a business with my uncle, and we're looking for people if you're interested in applying." I'm like naw, I'm employed - and after talking a bit longer we part ways.

Now I'm over in the meat section, and this other Hispanic girl in business attire walks by me - then turns her head and walk back. She's like "Did you go to X college?" And incidentally enough, I did. It was a random enough college in another city, so I don't think it's something she could have pulled out of her ass. She asked if I was a business major, and I'm like naw "I studied film production - and now I'm majoring in Programming." She says I have a real familiar face, and that we should catch up sometime. I don't even know who the fuck you are but we exchange numbers, cause she's looking cute as hell in that business skirt. I'm spittin' game at this point. She tells me she just graduated, and then asks what I'm currently doing. "Working with at-risk youth... blah blah." And then she comes at me with a job opportunity and a lot of the same shit the other girl was dropping, and I'm like "shit..." - they're running some type of scam. So I break things off quickly thereafter and we part ways.

Anyways, I pull up into my apartment after leaving Safeway, and I receive a text. And it's bathroom mirror shot of this girl's skirt hiked up, just covering her ass, with a message asking if I'm busy this week. They got high quality escorts roaming Safeways now or something?
 
Bruhs - I don't even know what the fuck just happened.

I left early from work and went to Safeway. I'm looking at some salads, and this Hispanic chick dressed in business attire is looking too. She looks over to me and says "Excuse me, is there a Walmart around here?" I'm like yeah, and tell her where it's at. Then she's like "If you don't mind me saying, you look sharp (dress attire wise). I'm opening up a business with my uncle, and we're looking for people if you're interested in applying." I'm like naw, I'm employed - and after talking a bit longer we part ways.

Now I'm over in the meat section, and this other Hispanic girl in business attire walks by me - then turns her head and walk back. She's like "Did you go to X college?" And incidentally enough, I did. It was a random enough college in another city, so I don't think it's something she could have pulled out of her ass. She asked if I was a business major, and I'm like naw "I studied film production - and now I'm majoring in Programming." She says I have a real familiar face, and that we should catch up sometime. I don't even know who the fuck you are but we exchange numbers, cause she's looking cute as hell in that business skirt. I'm spittin' game at this point. She tells me she just graduated, and then asks what I'm currently doing. "Working with at-risk youth... blah blah." And then she comes at me with a job opportunity and a lot of the same shit the other girl was dropping, and I'm like "shit..." - they're running some type of scam. So I break things off quickly thereafter and we part ways.

Anyways, I pull up into my apartment after leaving Safeway, and I receive a text. And it's bathroom mirror shot of this girl's skirt hiked up, just covering her ass, with a message asking if I'm busy this week. They got high quality escorts roaming Safeways now or something?

Sounds like she's the one spittin game bruh. Also what language(s) is your school making you focus on atm?
 

dskillzhtown

keep your strippers out of my American football
Bruhs - I don't even know what the fuck just happened.

I left early from work and went to Safeway. I'm looking at some salads, and this Hispanic chick dressed in business attire is looking too. She looks over to me and says "Excuse me, is there a Walmart around here?" I'm like yeah, and tell her where it's at. Then she's like "If you don't mind me saying, you look sharp (dress attire wise). I'm opening up a business with my uncle, and we're looking for people if you're interested in applying." I'm like naw, I'm employed - and after talking a bit longer we part ways.

Now I'm over in the meat section, and this other Hispanic girl in business attire walks by me - then turns her head and walk back. She's like "Did you go to X college?" And incidentally enough, I did. It was a random enough college in another city, so I don't think it's something she could have pulled out of her ass. She asked if I was a business major, and I'm like naw "I studied film production - and now I'm majoring in Programming." She says I have a real familiar face, and that we should catch up sometime. I don't even know who the fuck you are but we exchange numbers, cause she's looking cute as hell in that business skirt. I'm spittin' game at this point. She tells me she just graduated, and then asks what I'm currently doing. "Working with at-risk youth... blah blah." And then she comes at me with a job opportunity and a lot of the same shit the other girl was dropping, and I'm like "shit..." - they're running some type of scam. So I break things off quickly thereafter and we part ways.

Anyways, I pull up into my apartment after leaving Safeway, and I receive a text. And it's bathroom mirror shot of this girl's skirt hiked up, just covering her ass, with a message asking if I'm busy this week. They got high quality escorts roaming Safeways now or something?



How you not going to post the pic?
 
Man, is there a fast way of removing Mushroomized in Earthbound? I've been running around with my controls fucked up for a while. I have no idea where this mushroom girl is.
 
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