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[Africanus]

Ahh, fuck this country.

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/7242720

BBQ Joint Offers White People A Discount, To Fight Racism

This isn't very humorous. Although I wonder if there are 5% discounts for those of biracial ancestry.

 

[The Faceless Master]

Ahh, fuck this country.

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/7242720

BBQ Joint Offers White People A Discount, To Fight Racism

what about White Hispanics?

This isn't very humorous. Although I wonder if there are 5% discounts for those of biracial ancestry.

so basically, the vast majority of American Blacks? doubt it.

 

[Africanus]

so basically, the vast majority of American Blacks? doubt it.

Ahh fair point!

 

[The Faceless Master]

so, i just got off the phone with HR at work and they confirmed that i did indeed not have a month long hioliday in February and i was actually required to work that month as i did.

 

[number47]

it's just one of those niches carved out, like serial killers, where the blame can safely fall squarely on the mind of the individual and not the entire group.

basically, we're not UNIQUE ENOUGH to be pedophiles.

White people hold the record for weirdest crimes. That and embezzlement.

 

[User 73706]

White people hold the record for weirdest crimes. That and embezzlement.

Don't forget meth.

I still stand by my assertion that meth and other associated weird meth shit only ever came about because some white dude was too insecure to ask around for some weed.

 

[Banana Aeon]

Don't forget meth.

I still stand by my assertion that meth and other associated weird meth shit only ever came about because some white dude was too insecure to ask around for some weed.

"Man, can't risk getting caught with that there marijuana. Instead, I'm gonna inject battery acid into my veins! Probably feels the same, with no drawbacks! Score!"

 

[spindashing]

White people hold the record for weirdest crimes. That and embezzlement.

Don't forget meth.

I still stand by my assertion that meth and other associated weird meth shit only ever came about because some white dude was too insecure to ask around for some weed.

"Man, can't risk getting caught with that there marijuana. Instead, I'm gonna inject battery acid into my veins! Probably feels the same, with no drawbacks! Score!"

Today is White People Appreciation day, y'all need to be a bit more appreciative. Scust.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Today is White People Appreciation day, y'all need to be a bit more appreciative. Scust.

Are yall appreciative of white people?

 

[neojubei]

I thought we were supposed to expect wild from Yoshimitsu. Dude's designs have been off the deep end since around Tekken 4.

Do you know if Raven or Eddy Gordo is going to be in the latest tekken game?

 

[Slayven]

Mrs.Manky what kind of goodies did you get for Women History Month?

 

[Professor Beef]

Are yall appreciative of white people?

If it wasn't for white people slaughtering my ancestors, I wouldn't be able to chill here on my day off from work and play video games.

thanks whitey

 

[FyreWulff]

White people hold the record for weirdest crimes. That and embezzlement.

We're the king of serial murders and mass shootings.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

If it wasn't for white people slaughtering my ancestors, I wouldn't be able to chill here on my day off from work and play video games.

thanks whitey

You're welcome.

And yeah I'm living the stereotype. Long ago I got got for embezzlement, so...yeah. White as can be.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

We're the king of serial murders and mass shootings.

thanks white people

 

[Slayven]

I didn't know black people could be sovereign citizens

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1043254

 

[FyreWulff]

thanks white people

Never have to check for mail bombs from my black friends

old white dude though

that shit gets x-rayed

 

[D i Z]

We're the king of serial murders and mass shootings.

Never have to check for mail bombs from my black friends

old white dude though

that shit gets x-rayed

lol

 

[Mrs. Manky]

Persuant to the topic today... anyone feel that though we get "A LOT" of shit, black people are rarely (if ever) stereotyped as pedophiles?

Maybe it's because I look eternally youthful (and I am still kinda young lol), but parents (even total strangers) never seemed to be on edge with their children around me.

I used to teach kids when I was younger, actually.

Maybe it's because we used to RAISE THEIR KIDS. Nobody thinks that Uncle Remus is going to zipadeedoodah those little white kids in their zipadeeday, because he was probably their caretaker.

Mrs.Manky what kind of goodies did you get for Women History Month?

Same thing I got for Black History Month.

 

[number47]

We're the king of serial murders and mass shootings.

Kidnappings. And culture robbing. But let's be nice to Europeans. This is strictly white Americans on top of the awkward scale.

 

[BlackJace]

Apparently a cop straight Falcon Kick'd a dude in the face who had surrendered. He was on his way down when the kick knocked him out cold. Heartless.

Just saw it on the news today.

 

[Shy]

Apparently a cop straight Falcon Kick'd a dude in the face who had surrendered. He was on his way down when the kick knocked him out cold. Heartless.

Just saw it on the news today.

I just watched a segment about that, the cop broke his jaw too. *sigh*

 

[sooperkool]

Apparently a cop straight Falcon Kick'd a dude in the face who had surrendered. He was on his way down when the kick knocked him out cold. Heartless.

Just saw it on the news today.

I just watched a segment about that, the cop broke his jaw too. *sigh*

I think IAD cleared him too.

 

[TheBlackMarvel]

"Man, can't risk getting caught with that there marijuana. Instead, I'm gonna inject battery acid into my veins! Probably feels the same, with no drawbacks! Score!"

I don't know why this killed me but it fucking did.

 

[Jackben]

Damn Jaden Smith left Twitter.

 

[MikeBreezy92]

He'll have a tumblr soon

 

[Slayven]

What happened to the Wayans?

 

[TheKaeptain]

3/4th of me is offended at these last two pages.

 

[number47]

What happened to the Wayans?

Damon ways Jr left new girl for unknown travels.
Marlon wayans made jokes about the may weather fight.
Kim was in a movie.
Damon wayan is finally doing stand up on occasion.
Keenan is living off the royalty of scary movie.
Shawn is still around.

 

[Jest Chillin]

Damon ways Jr left new girl for unknown travels.
Marlon wayans made jokes about the may weather fight.
Kim was in a movie.
Damon wayan is finally doing stand up on occasion.
Keenan is living off the royalty of scary movie.
Shawn is still around.

Wasn't Damon Sr. having some health problems though?

 

[Trey]

3/4th of me is offended at these last two pages.

That's our secret, Kaeptain. We're always offended.

 

[Shy]

I think IAD cleared him too.

Here's the segment i watched.

Cop Kicks Black Man In Face In Brutal Video.

 

[The Faceless Master]

Here's the segment i watched.

Cop Kicks Black Man In Face In Brutal Video.

what.

the.

fuck?

 

[CassidyIzABeast]

Yo...If they really got Lupita playing a green alien that suspiciously looks like a old black slave complete with a red head rag... I'm not watching the new Star Wars movie.

 

[Zank Frappa]

Here's the segment i watched.

Cop Kicks Black Man In Face In Brutal Video.

Jesus christ man, fuck. Why?

 

[BlackJace]

He was obviously reaching for a gun he had buried in the ground beneath him, c'mon fam.

 

[Shy]

what.

the.

fuck?

Jesus christ man, fuck. Why?

I know, it's fucking disgusting.

 

[The Faceless Master]

kiss from a rose.

 

[ecurbj]

Damn, I'm from Delaware and this is completely insane. Why the hell would you kick the guy in the head when he was going down in the first place? And also I can't believe this video was JUST made public and that this cop isn't fired yet. Very disappointed in my state and my hometown.

 

[FeenixRising]

You want some Friday night reading?

The Coli has been catfished

Warning: Twerking vines and ass in the first post.

Apparently, some "woman" that posts twerking vines that were supposedly "her" turned out to be a guy... specifically Holt. If you don't know who Holt is, it's a guy who was caught pretending to be a girl back on SOHH, and has a tendency to make female aliases throughout the coli.

So, this "chick" who has been registered on the Coli since 2012 been having dudes thirsting after "her" and of course you have those dumb asses who never learn not to send a dick pic to anyone on a fuckin forum.

Turns out it was a dude the entire time. smh.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

lmao

 

[AfroMW]

Thecoli never fails to disappoint

 

[freenudemacusers]

You want some Friday night reading?

The Coli has been catfished

Warning: Twerking vines and ass in the first post.

Apparently, some "woman" that posts twerking vines that were supposedly "her" turned out to be a guy... specifically Holt. If you don't know who Holt is, it's a guy who was caught pretending to be a girl back on SOHH, and has a tendency to make female aliases throughout the coli.

So, this "chick" who has been registered on the Coli since 2012 been having dudes thirsting after "her" and of course you have those dumb asses who never learn not to send a dick pic to anyone on a fuckin forum.

Turns out it was a dude the entire time. smh.

yo this is 21 pages logged in :O

 

[Merc_]

lol simping never ends well for anyone.

 

[DY_nasty]

Yo...If they really got Lupita playing a green alien that suspiciously looks like a old black slave complete with a red head rag... I'm not watching the new Star Wars movie.

really aint shit to trip over imo

feel free to apply that scust to scarjo being cast as asian in the ghost in the shell movie tho

 

[Professor Beef]

Yo...If they really got Lupita playing a green alien that suspiciously looks like a old black slave complete with a red head rag... I'm not watching the new Star Wars movie.

Pretty sure she's not going to look exactly like the concept art, man.

 

[Trey]

Rose hitting game winners in 2015? Dare I dream?

 

[bobbychalkers]

I feel perplexed that fuckboy has become a part of the common lexicon

also, Splatoon is legit.

 

[Shy]

also, Splatoon is legit.

Yeah it is, i'm really looking forward to even more now.

 

[BlackJace]

There's something so satisfying about calling someone a fuckboy after they do legitimately stupid things.