Last night I hit up the sports bar near my house to unwind and relax. I just wanted to get served a couple of drinks, maybe see some familiar faces, etc. This white chick sits next to me. I am not really in the mood to conversate, definitely not trying to hook up, so I ignore her. But she starts talking to me, asking me my name, among other things, trying hard to get me to talk to her. I noticed that she was either deaf or had some hearing issue based how she spoke. Sure enough in the conversation she tells me she is about 85% deaf, but can read lips to make up for it. So at this point I pretty much guilt-trip myself into entertaining desire to talk and be sure to turn towards her while speaking.
Man, she would fit on GAF perfectly. She had this crazy idea that she wants to get married but live in a separate house than her husband. Her idea was that they wouldn't get on each other's nerves that way. She said if they had a kid, they could alternate days and on Sundays they could all spend a few hours together. At this point I am looking around for cameras to see if I am being taped for some show. She then asks me if I want to go home with her and try to make a baby. I didn't have THAT many drinks to think that was a good idea. I told her that I had to go. She said she wanted me to think about it and we could try this weekend.
I hadn't had a weird experience like that in awhile.
