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Slayven

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To keep it one hundred, I am a big dude so I I know I got to keep myself tight. Because you smell yourself before others smell you unless you use to the funk.

Massive Duck said:
I'm actually pretty surprised Metaphoreus got popped. I thought he was under special protection, especially since he argued in favor of Walker's anti-gay legislation antics a while back, and I actually got banned for calling him a troll or a joke poster.

Interesting times
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Wish I knew that before engaging him.
 
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Was addicted to bathtubs before since we didn't used to have them and took many long ones everyday.
Took too long and slowly drifted towards showers again.
 
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Slayven

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Numb said:
Was addicted to bathtubs before since we didn't used to have them and took many long ones everyday.
Took too long and slowly drifted towards showers again.
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Just recently had to replace the water heater. The water so hot and the pressure so high now it takes the first couple of layers of skin off. Feels so good to have one then slid into some fresh sheets.
 
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Slayven said:
Just recently had to replace the water heater. The water so hot and the pressure so high now it takes the first couple of layers of skin off. Feels so good to have one then slid into some fresh sheets.
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I don't understand people who take cold showers.
Why would you pour cold water on you.
 
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Kreed

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I stopped discussing hygiene on GAF after explaining that you're supposed to pee in the toilet and not in the shower in the "Does anyone else pee in the shower?" thread and posters were getting offended.
 
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Kreed said:
I stopped discussing hygiene on GAF after explaining that you're supposed to pee in the toilet and not in the shower in the "Does anyone else pee in the shower?" thread and posters were getting offended.
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Two times i checked the old BCT threads and one saw top 5 anime discussion and the other was peeing in the shower discussion. It must have been then.
Argument for that is you are already washing yourself so why not piss standing right there. It's all cool. lol it ain't.

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From fedora thread. The ending.
WHAT.THE.FUCK.

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What is up with today and the nasty
 
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Boombox On said:
In a New York Summer you're not doing anything else in life but taking cold showers.
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Hot outside after a long day and you pour some cold on you is normal but your main form of showering being that is another story. Seen heat and not tempted to do it other that taking a bucket while clothed and pouring it on you.
 
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RedSwirl

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It's hard for me to imagine people not washing their lower parts in the shower, but maybe that's because I've been using a hand shower for 15+ years now. Living in Germany spoiled me on those things and it's pretty awkward for me to use regular shower heads now. All you gotta do is just reach around to get the full jet right in there.
 
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Trey

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moris said:
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New SWS. Can't say get it while it's hot given how long it took moris to edit this old ass recording, but you know how that go.
 
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Loudninja said:
I love the Onion.

Obama Follows White Stallion Into Moonlit Rose Garden
http://www.theonion.com/article/obama-follows-white-stallion-moonlit-rose-garden-51554
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This is how Jandro's parents met

royalan said:
And see, this is why I rarely, if EVER, fuck around with straight dudes.

Only straight dudes will not wash the ass crack and balls for days, KNOW they haven't washed their ass crack and balls for days, and STILL look at you like, "So...you gonna suck it or what?" The horror stories I've heard from my girlfriends.

Like, this dude has a wife. I hope he's not expecting her to do anything down there.
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Yeah, I never get this either. Like, you're in the shower, cleaning up and everything. If you're not cleaning everything, wtf are you even doing in there? It's not like it takes more than 5 minutes to scrub your actual body down. Hair's a different story, but there's no excuse for having an aversion to cleaning up downstairs every time you do it.

Unhygienic dudes need some kind of mandatory "don't be nasty" course.
 
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Professor Beef

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Kreed said:
I stopped discussing hygiene on GAF after explaining that you're supposed to pee in the toilet and not in the shower in the "Does anyone else pee in the shower?" thread and posters were getting offended.
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Nothing wrong with peeing in the shower while the water is running, unless you're using the actual tub as a toilet replacement, which I suspect many gaffers do.
 
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Trey

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I cut down significantly on my revulsion by switching to noping threads with stupid thread titles.

If I go into thread #303 of "haven't changed my drawers in days," I only have myself to blame.
 
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Trey said:
I cut down significantly on my revulsion by switching to noping threads with stupid thread titles.

If I go into thread #303 of "haven't changed my drawers in days," I only have myself to blame.
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Seems like a solid plan to follow.
Sometimes they title it in a way that you can't help but want to see the crazy and the reactions from regulars.
 
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Kreed said:

Beef, we're not doing this again.

Let's just agree to disagree.
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What i came across. Second and last time checking old stuff lol

MWS Natural said:
Brother is crazy, Running While Black has been banned for over 400 years.

http://www.salon.com/2015/10/15/whe...ck/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=socialflow
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Should have bought a treadmill and stayed home like the rest of us.
Cop of the year my ass.

Gordon Shumway said:
Peeing is legit!

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Not you too.
 
The Faceless Master

The Faceless Master

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what exactly is wrong with peeing in the shower?

i mean it's not like dropping a deuce. it's just urine...

better question: how often do y'all clean the shower?

not talking the entire bathroom, just thew shower?
 
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cdyhybrid

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The Faceless Master said:
what exactly is wrong with peeing in the shower?

i mean it's not like dropping a deuce. it's just urine...

better question: how often do y'all clean the shower?

not talking the entire bathroom, just thew shower?
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I generally just clean the whole bathroom at once. It's pretty small (live in a tiny-ass studio) so I try to do it every week.
 
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The Faceless Master

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cdyhybrid said:
I generally just clean the whole bathroom at once. It's pretty small (live in a tiny-ass studio) so I try to do it every week.
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see, how i grew up, you clean the whole bathroom once a week, but the shower/tub you clean after you shower. of course not everyone did it every time, but basically the shower gets cleaned at least 1x a day, usually 3-4x or so.
 
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Trey

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Another "Damn, you fine" Fridays, sponsored by Royalan's nagging.

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Black actresses been killing the game.

Bonus: MizzTwerksum (NSFW)
 
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MWS Natural

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The Faceless Master said:
what exactly is wrong with peeing in the shower?

i mean it's not like dropping a deuce. it's just urine...

better question: how often do y'all clean the shower?

not talking the entire bathroom, just thew shower?
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Nothing, folk just being uppity.

In the shower is the only place you can really get away with pulling an Rkelly without getting chargers brought on you.
 
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Numb said:
Was addicted to bathtubs before since we didn't used to have them and took many long ones everyday.
Took too long and slowly drifted towards showers again.
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I had to take baths for awhile after I tore my Achilles' tendon and it was awful. I don't enjoy marinating in dirty water.
 
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Bad_Boy

time to take my meds
probably late to this... but just saw this on reddit.

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story..
So a friend took sports goggles from this kid. The kid asked for them back and the friend refused instead pushing the kid away. The kid then shoves the friend to the ground which leads to shitty school management not able to de-escalade the fight.
They call in the police who corner this kid who just wants his property, he tells them to just leave him alone and he is fine.
The cop then touches the kid WITHOUT REASON, and the kid GENTLY pushes the cops arm off him.
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what the fuck.
 
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